Dead Like Me Quote
(George walks into Der Waffle Haus where she meets Daisy and Mason)
George: I'm a stalker.
Daisy: I had a stalker once. Yeah, he was a sweet boy. He'd leave me wildflowers. Dead wildflowers. And little sparrows.
George: Doesn't anyone wanna know why I'm a stalker?
Mason (To Daisy): How'd you get rid of him?
Daisy: I stabbed him with garden shears.
Mason: Did you kill him?!
Daisy: No, no. I stabbed him right here...
(Daisy hits Mason on the thigh.)
Mason: Whew. I would have stalked you, Daisy, I would have stalked you.
Daisy: What is it you're doing right now?
Mason: Please, come on, I'm not stalking you. I'm persistent.
George: Well, I'm stalking someone now. Who wants to guess why?
(Kiffany comes over and waits their table.)
Kiffany: What would you like, sweety?
George: Revenge.
Kiffany: We're all out of that. Anything else look good?
George: Oatmeal with raisins.
(Kiffany leaves.)
Daisy (To George): Why are you stalking somebody?
(Roxy comes in and sits down.)
Roxy: Why would you be stalking anyone at all?
Mason: Oh, shit. It's Johnny Law.
George: I'm not exactly stalking anyone. I'm-
Roxy: - You're what?
George: I'm just-
Roxy: Spit it out.
(Mason snorts up a booger.)
George: I'm having oatmeal.
Mason: With raisins!
Roxy: Well, I'm glad we got that settled.
George: I'm a stalker.
Daisy: I had a stalker once. Yeah, he was a sweet boy. He'd leave me wildflowers. Dead wildflowers. And little sparrows.
George: Doesn't anyone wanna know why I'm a stalker?
Mason (To Daisy): How'd you get rid of him?
Daisy: I stabbed him with garden shears.
Mason: Did you kill him?!
Daisy: No, no. I stabbed him right here...
(Daisy hits Mason on the thigh.)
Mason: Whew. I would have stalked you, Daisy, I would have stalked you.
Daisy: What is it you're doing right now?
Mason: Please, come on, I'm not stalking you. I'm persistent.
George: Well, I'm stalking someone now. Who wants to guess why?
(Kiffany comes over and waits their table.)
Kiffany: What would you like, sweety?
George: Revenge.
Kiffany: We're all out of that. Anything else look good?
George: Oatmeal with raisins.
(Kiffany leaves.)
Daisy (To George): Why are you stalking somebody?
(Roxy comes in and sits down.)
Roxy: Why would you be stalking anyone at all?
Mason: Oh, shit. It's Johnny Law.
George: I'm not exactly stalking anyone. I'm-
Roxy: - You're what?
George: I'm just-
Roxy: Spit it out.
(Mason snorts up a booger.)
George: I'm having oatmeal.
Mason: With raisins!
Roxy: Well, I'm glad we got that settled.
TV Show: Dead Like Me
