Dead Ringers Quote
Jonathan Ross: The makers of the Harry Potter films are looking for a replacement for Richard Harris to play the wizardly headmaster Dumbledore. To save time they're only recalling actors who have experience with beards.
Harry Potter: Oh, wise and Kindly Dumbledore, you said you had something of great importance you wanted to say to me.
Rolf Harris: Yeah, g'day, Harry. It's your old mate Dumbledore here!
Director: Next!
Billy Connolly: Harry, don't defeat Lord Voldemort a little. Defeat him a lotto!
Director: Next!
Brian Blessed: HELLO! I'M BRIAN BLESSED!
Director: Next!
Brian Perkins: BBC Radio 4, I'm Albus Dumbledore. Or at least I am if they know what's good for them! Brian Perkins knows exactly how to gain access to the Chamber of Secrets. You just get Jenny Murray drunk at the Radio 4 Christmas Party!
Harry Potter: Oh, wise and Kindly Dumbledore, you said you had something of great importance you wanted to say to me.
Rolf Harris: Yeah, g'day, Harry. It's your old mate Dumbledore here!
Director: Next!
Billy Connolly: Harry, don't defeat Lord Voldemort a little. Defeat him a lotto!
Director: Next!
Brian Blessed: HELLO! I'M BRIAN BLESSED!
Director: Next!
Brian Perkins: BBC Radio 4, I'm Albus Dumbledore. Or at least I am if they know what's good for them! Brian Perkins knows exactly how to gain access to the Chamber of Secrets. You just get Jenny Murray drunk at the Radio 4 Christmas Party!
TV Show: Dead Ringers
