Deadpool Quote
Wade Wilson: Do you happen to know a Meghan Orflowsky - gettin' that right? Orflasky? Orlovsy? - Yeah? Good. 'Cause she knows you. Jeremy, I belong to a group of guys who take a dime to beat a fella down. And little Meghan, she's not made of money, but lucky for her, I got a soft spot.
Jeremy (Pizza Guy): [nervously]I'm, uh...
Wade Wilson: A stalker. [points his knife]
Wade Wilson: Threats hurt, Jer, though not nearly as much as serrated steel. So keep away from Meghan. Cool?
Jeremy (Pizza Guy): Yes... Yes, sir.
Wade Wilson: Then we're done. [puts the knife away]
Jeremy (Pizza Guy): Wait, we... we are?
Wade Wilson: Yeah, totally done! [everyone starts laughing]
Wade Wilson: [to Merchant]You should have seen your face!
Gavin Merchant: I didn't know what to do. I was so scared!
Wade Wilson: Soft spot, remember? [suddenly grabs Jeremy by the neck and throws him up against a wall]
Wade Wilson: You even LOOK in her general direction again, and you'll learn in the worst of ways that I have some hard spots too! [beat]
Wade Wilson: That came out wrong. Or did it? [kisses Jeremy on the cheek]
Jeremy (Pizza Guy): [nervously]I'm, uh...
Wade Wilson: A stalker. [points his knife]
Wade Wilson: Threats hurt, Jer, though not nearly as much as serrated steel. So keep away from Meghan. Cool?
Jeremy (Pizza Guy): Yes... Yes, sir.
Wade Wilson: Then we're done. [puts the knife away]
Jeremy (Pizza Guy): Wait, we... we are?
Wade Wilson: Yeah, totally done! [everyone starts laughing]
Wade Wilson: [to Merchant]You should have seen your face!
Gavin Merchant: I didn't know what to do. I was so scared!
Wade Wilson: Soft spot, remember? [suddenly grabs Jeremy by the neck and throws him up against a wall]
Wade Wilson: You even LOOK in her general direction again, and you'll learn in the worst of ways that I have some hard spots too! [beat]
Wade Wilson: That came out wrong. Or did it? [kisses Jeremy on the cheek]
Movie: Deadpool
