Deadpool 2 Quote
Wade Wilson: Sorry I'm late. There was a bunch of handicapable children stuck in a tree and I had to, uh...
Vanessa: Uh-uh.
Wade Wilson: You're right. I was fighting a caped badass. But then we discovered his mom is named Martha, too.
Vanessa: No.
Wade Wilson: You got me. I was rounding up all the gluten in the world and launching it into space where it can't not hurt us ever again.
Vanessa: Try again.
Wade Wilson: Diarrhea? We can't be sure until I get this suit off but, uh, all signs point to yes. Traffic? Hmm?
Vanessa: Kiss me like you miss me, Red.
Vanessa: Uh-uh.
Wade Wilson: You're right. I was fighting a caped badass. But then we discovered his mom is named Martha, too.
Vanessa: No.
Wade Wilson: You got me. I was rounding up all the gluten in the world and launching it into space where it can't not hurt us ever again.
Vanessa: Try again.
Wade Wilson: Diarrhea? We can't be sure until I get this suit off but, uh, all signs point to yes. Traffic? Hmm?
Vanessa: Kiss me like you miss me, Red.
Movie: Deadpool 2
