Deadpool 2 Quote
[Colossus is reading a book when he hears music outside. He sees Deadpool playing Peter Gabriel's In Your Eyes on his smartphone before covering his ears] Deadpool: I made mistakes! I wanna take them back! You trusted me. I took that trust... and turned it into a glory hole in an airport bathroom. The one in Minneapolis. You know the one. [Colossus walks out of his room and looks at Deadpool]
Deadpool: But even you know I'm not a complete piece of shit! I was once an X-Man!
Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Trainee! [Negasonic Teenage Warhead throws a food container at Deadpool, knocking the smartphone off his hand. Deadpool turns around and picks up the container]
Deadpool: You're still using my Velcro labels. Aw.
Negasonic Teenage Warhead: They do stick better than tape.
Yukio: [waving at Deadpool]Hi Wade!
Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Please don't.
Colossus: Say whatever it is you're here to say. Make it quick.
Deadpool: Right. Quick. It's the kid. Just like you, I let him down. And just like me, he's never had anyone sacrifice anything for him because the whole world wrote him off as a piece of shit a long time ago. Look, he's teamed up with the Juggernaut! [gasps]
Deadpool: The Juggernaut! Who's, like, my favorite Marvel character ever- [looks at Yukio]
Deadpool: And hi Yukio! That was really nice of you to say hi, so I'm gonna say hi back. You guys make a super cute couple. Yeah. Where was I? [looks back at Colossus]
Deadpool: Oh, yeah. You should never meet your heroes because, honestly, he's a bit of a dick! And like most dicks, he's hard as a rock and causes nothing but problems! Look, you can stop the Juggernaut. I know you can!
Colossus: Do you know what would happen to me if I helped you? I would be disgraced. You are a criminal, a fugitive. But worst of all, y
Deadpool: But even you know I'm not a complete piece of shit! I was once an X-Man!
Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Trainee! [Negasonic Teenage Warhead throws a food container at Deadpool, knocking the smartphone off his hand. Deadpool turns around and picks up the container]
Deadpool: You're still using my Velcro labels. Aw.
Negasonic Teenage Warhead: They do stick better than tape.
Yukio: [waving at Deadpool]Hi Wade!
Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Please don't.
Colossus: Say whatever it is you're here to say. Make it quick.
Deadpool: Right. Quick. It's the kid. Just like you, I let him down. And just like me, he's never had anyone sacrifice anything for him because the whole world wrote him off as a piece of shit a long time ago. Look, he's teamed up with the Juggernaut! [gasps]
Deadpool: The Juggernaut! Who's, like, my favorite Marvel character ever- [looks at Yukio]
Deadpool: And hi Yukio! That was really nice of you to say hi, so I'm gonna say hi back. You guys make a super cute couple. Yeah. Where was I? [looks back at Colossus]
Deadpool: Oh, yeah. You should never meet your heroes because, honestly, he's a bit of a dick! And like most dicks, he's hard as a rock and causes nothing but problems! Look, you can stop the Juggernaut. I know you can!
Colossus: Do you know what would happen to me if I helped you? I would be disgraced. You are a criminal, a fugitive. But worst of all, y
Movie: Deadpool 2
