Death Proof Quotes

Stuntman Mike: [as he drives] Hey, Pam, remember when I said this car was death proof? Well, that wasn't a lie. This car is 100% death proof. Only to get the benefit of it, honey, you REALLY need to be sitting in my seat. [slams his boot to the brake and sends Pam flying face-first into the dashboard]

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Arlene: You got two jobs; kiss good, and make sure my hair don't get wet.

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Stuntman Mike: Well, Pam... Which way you going, left or right?
Pam: Right!
Stuntman Mike: Oh, that's too bad...
Pam: Why?
Stuntman Mike: Because it was a fifty fifty shot on wheter you'd be going left or right. You see we're both going left. You could have just as easily been going left, too. And if that was the case... It would have been a while before you started getting scared. But since you're going the other way, I'm afraid you're gonna have to start getting scared... immediately!

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Stuntman Mike: Be careful, my arm is broken!
Kim: [grabs Stuntman Mike's broken arm] Oh, this one?

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Warren the Bartender: Shots first, questions later!

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