Delirious Quotes
Eddie Murphy: Now, a brother's dick is too big, so it'll **** up his balance... Every time you see a brother in a wheelchair, he ain't always crippled.
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Eddie Murphy: I'm winded, I'm out of breath... I'm sweatin' and shit.
Female Crowd Member: Do Mr. Rob!
Male Crowd Member: SHUT UP, BITCH! [Eddie and crowd bursts into huge laughter/applause]
Eddie Murphy: Y'all didn't know I was a ventriloquist too!
Female Crowd Member: Do Mr. Rob!
Male Crowd Member: SHUT UP, BITCH! [Eddie and crowd bursts into huge laughter/applause]
Eddie Murphy: Y'all didn't know I was a ventriloquist too!
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Eddie Murphy: [as drunk father] Why can't she walk a step? You know why she can't a step? Because she's a fat, hairy bitch.
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Paulie: Lesbian? Lesbian? Are you ****ing kidding me, you think I'm a LESBIAN?
Mouse: You're a girl in love with a girl, aren't you?
Paulie: No! I'm PAULIE in love with TORI. Remember? And Tori, she is, she IS in love with me because she is mine and I am hers and neither of us are LESBIANS!
Mouse: You're a girl in love with a girl, aren't you?
Paulie: No! I'm PAULIE in love with TORI. Remember? And Tori, she is, she IS in love with me because she is mine and I am hers and neither of us are LESBIANS!
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[Everybody on the field looks up and sees Paulie on the roof of the builing with the falcon perched on her arm]
Mouse: [Quietly, in tears] Paulie... Paulie... please!
Paulie: [recites] 'I will make me a willow cabin at your gate, and call upon my soul within the house... ' [Tori's eyes widen as she shakes uncontrollably]
Paulie: [quietly] I rush into the secret house... [Paulie stretches both of her arms out sideways]
Tori: PAULIE! [Paulie leans forward and then falls off the roof. The falcon flies away]
Mouse: [Quietly, in tears] Paulie... Paulie... please!
Paulie: [recites] 'I will make me a willow cabin at your gate, and call upon my soul within the house... ' [Tori's eyes widen as she shakes uncontrollably]
Paulie: [quietly] I rush into the secret house... [Paulie stretches both of her arms out sideways]
Tori: PAULIE! [Paulie leans forward and then falls off the roof. The falcon flies away]
Movie: Delirious