Dennis Miller Quotes
Dennis Miller: The soldiers kill suicide bombers. Think about that. When a guys whole thing in life is to kill himself and you get there first... you are halling ass my friends.
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Dennis Miller: [During the 1860 segment] In reaction to a federal law freeing the slaves, South Carolina announced today that it is succeeding from the union in order to maintain their slave-based economy. The announcement was made by South Carolina governor Strom Thurmond.
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Dennis Miller: Cheez Whiz is not something you eat, it's something you consult a urologist over. [after the crowd's reaction]
Dennis Miller: You'll never eat it again, will you?
Dennis Miller: You'll never eat it again, will you?
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[last lines of every show]
Dennis Miller: Guess what, folks? That's the news, and I am out of here.
Dennis Miller: Guess what, folks? That's the news, and I am out of here.
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