Despicable Me 3 Quotes
Despicable Me 3
Gru meets his long-lost charming, cheerful, and more successful twin brother Dru who wants to team up with him for one last criminal heist.
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PG | 1h 29min | Animation, Action, Adventure | 30 June 2017 (USA)
Balthazar Bratt: You know, Clive, playing a villain on TV was fun... but being one in real life is even better! Heist music!
Clive the Robot: Here it comes. [puts cassette on radio; Take My Breath Away plays]
Balthazar Bratt: What? Clive, what are you doing? How is that heist music!
Clive the Robot: Sorry, my bad. [Flips cassette over; Bad by Michael Jackson plays]
Clive the Robot: Here it comes. [puts cassette on radio; Take My Breath Away plays]
Balthazar Bratt: What? Clive, what are you doing? How is that heist music!
Clive the Robot: Sorry, my bad. [Flips cassette over; Bad by Michael Jackson plays]
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[from trailer] Lucy Wilde: So, what did you guys do today?
Gru ,
Dru: [lying]Nothing!
Gru ,
Dru: [lying]Nothing!
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[from featurette] Gru: [to Agnes]We're going to be fine.
Agnes: I just wanted to help, since you don't have a job. I got two whole dollars!
Minions: Aww...
Agnes: I just wanted to help, since you don't have a job. I got two whole dollars!
Minions: Aww...
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Lucy Wilde: [to Gru and Dru]Aw, it's so nice to see that you two are getting along. Oh, that's delightful. Not creepy at all. You're gonna stop now though, right?
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Margo: Uh, it's okay to tell them no sometimes, too, you know. Moms need to be tough.
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[from trailer] Valerie Da Vinci: [looking at a photo of Bratt's attack on a military ship]It's some kind of monster!
Silas: Wait, that's not a monster! [zooms in]
Silas: That's a man wearing shoulder pads. There's only one supervillain whose fashion sense is quite that dated... Balthazar Bratt. I want every agent on the scene immediately!
Silas: Wait, that's not a monster! [zooms in]
Silas: That's a man wearing shoulder pads. There's only one supervillain whose fashion sense is quite that dated... Balthazar Bratt. I want every agent on the scene immediately!
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[from trailer] Gru: [sees a military ship covered in Bratt's bubble gum]WHAAA?
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[from trailer] Dru: So, how are things career-wise?
Gru: [lying]Ha ha, great! So so great, crushing it...
Gru: [lying]Ha ha, great! So so great, crushing it...
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[from trailer] Lucy Wilde: Get ready!
Gru: Get ready for wha... [Lucy propels him off his water bike and onto a military ship]
Gru: ... aaaaAAAAHH...
Balthazar Bratt: Hello, Gru. [threatens Gru with his large gun]
Balthazar Bratt: Ha ha!
Gru: [knocks the gun away]Oh, what about that? [squirts a squirt gun in Bratt's face]
Gru: Wha? Agh, girls! [tries to punch Bratt, who slides beneath him]
Balthazar Bratt: Dance fight! [dodges, dances, and sings all at once as Gru tries to catch him]
Gru: Get ready for wha... [Lucy propels him off his water bike and onto a military ship]
Gru: ... aaaaAAAAHH...
Balthazar Bratt: Hello, Gru. [threatens Gru with his large gun]
Balthazar Bratt: Ha ha!
Gru: [knocks the gun away]Oh, what about that? [squirts a squirt gun in Bratt's face]
Gru: Wha? Agh, girls! [tries to punch Bratt, who slides beneath him]
Balthazar Bratt: Dance fight! [dodges, dances, and sings all at once as Gru tries to catch him]
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Lucy Wilde: Nobody, NOBODY curses my daughter, you got that? Because if you mess with Margo, you mess with me! And I promise, you do not want to mess with me! Do you understand me?
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[from trailer] Valerie Da Vinci: You let the most wanted villain just get away! You're fired!
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Dru: [about the Despicamobile]Goes zero to 400 in three seconds, able to withstand a nuclear blast, armed to the teeth... [Deploys dozens of weapons]
Gru: [laughs]Okay, that's pretty nice!
Dru: And it's a hybrid.
Gru: [laughs]Okay, that's pretty nice!
Dru: And it's a hybrid.
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[from TV Spot] Prisoner: [accidentally kicks a ball the the Minions, who take advantage of it]Hey, give that back! [Minions refuse and attack]
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[from TV Spot][Minions come into prison room snapping fingers] Prisoner: Oh, no. Run!
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Agnes ,
Margo: [to Gru and Lucy]Aloha! [show them a Hawaiian decorated tree]
Gru: [irritated]This is unexpected...
Margo: [puts a lei with flowers on it on Gru]Well, you never got to go on a honeymoon, so...
Edith: [recording with her phone]... we made you dinner!
Agnes: It's a luau! [hands Lucy a lei with flowers on it]
Agnes: We got pineapples and coconuts and ukuleles! [drags Lucy as Margo drags Gru]
Gru: [irritated still]Oh, yay...
Margo: [to Gru and Lucy]Aloha! [show them a Hawaiian decorated tree]
Gru: [irritated]This is unexpected...
Margo: [puts a lei with flowers on it on Gru]Well, you never got to go on a honeymoon, so...
Edith: [recording with her phone]... we made you dinner!
Agnes: It's a luau! [hands Lucy a lei with flowers on it]
Agnes: We got pineapples and coconuts and ukuleles! [drags Lucy as Margo drags Gru]
Gru: [irritated still]Oh, yay...
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Gru: You didn't have to do that, though. I know you love your job.
Lucy Wilde: I love other things more.
Lucy Wilde: I love other things more.
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[as Lucy tucks the girls in] Agnes: [sleepily]Love you, Mom.
Lucy Wilde: [goes into the hall, closes the door softly]I'm a mom... I'm a mom! AAAH!
Lucy Wilde: [goes into the hall, closes the door softly]I'm a mom... I'm a mom! AAAH!
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Gru: [from trailer][about Balthazar Bratt]
Gru: He's getting away!
Lucy Wilde: That's what he thinks!
Gru: He's getting away!
Lucy Wilde: That's what he thinks!
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[from trailer] Valerie Da Vinci: [to Gru and Lucy]How could you let Balthazar Bratt just get away? You're fired!
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[from trailer] Dru: MY BROTHER! [laughs and runs hands through hair in slow-motion]
Gru: Ugh.
Gru: Ugh.
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Dru: You ready to continue the family tradition, you and me?
Gru: No. [admiring a handful of weapons]
Gru: I left that life behind me.
Dru: Just one heist?
Gru: Mmm...
Gru: No. [admiring a handful of weapons]
Gru: I left that life behind me.
Dru: Just one heist?
Gru: Mmm...
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[from trailer] Dru: [slipping down Bratt's tower toward spikes]Ah! I'm gonna be impaled! Ahh! [stops an inch away from the spikes]
Dru: Ha ha, I'm okay!
Dru: Ha ha, I'm okay!
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