Dexter Quotes
Doakes: So, titty site?
Dexter: Oops. You caught me.
Doakes: Bullshit. What were you really doing in here?
Dexter: [pointing to the laptop screen] The tits are right there.
Doakes: Yeah. But in ten years, you've never rented a single porn title.
Dexter: Oops. You caught me.
Doakes: Bullshit. What were you really doing in here?
Dexter: [pointing to the laptop screen] The tits are right there.
Doakes: Yeah. But in ten years, you've never rented a single porn title.
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[Deciding on who gets to inspect the body]
Masuka: All right, call it – heads or tails?
Dexter: Heads.
[Dexter goes to see the body]
Masuka: I didn't flip yet!
Dexter: You said call it.
Masuka: All right, call it – heads or tails?
Dexter: Heads.
[Dexter goes to see the body]
Masuka: I didn't flip yet!
Dexter: You said call it.
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Dexter: That girl's gonna need more than crayons to set her world right. Killing Little Chino would restore my world, too. But only if the Code of Harry is satisfied.
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Dexter: You've been benched?
Debra: Yeah, LaGuerta's just jealous that the Ice Truck Killer fucked me instead of her.
Dexter: Wow... You're chipper
Debra: Yeah, LaGuerta's just jealous that the Ice Truck Killer fucked me instead of her.
Dexter: Wow... You're chipper
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[Dexter packs away several killing tools while on the phone to Rita]
Dexter: I need your help. I know how much you were looking forward to going out tonight, but I think Deb could use you more.
Rita: Dexter, this … isn't about this morning, is it?
Dexter: No, no! I swear! This is about Deb. She had her first day at work today, and LaGuerta was kind of rough on her.
[Debra knocks on the door]
Debra: Dexter, unlock the door.
Dexter: [to Rita] Hold on. [to Debra] Hold on!
Debra: Dexter, come on! Dexter, open the fucking door!
Dexter: [to Rita] See, she's yelling at me now. Look, I'm no expert, but I think Deb could use some girl time tonight.
Rita: Well, I won't lie. I'm a little disappointed. But, I know your heart's in the right place.
[Dexter puts a butcher's knife in a bag]
Dexter: Absolutely.
Dexter: I need your help. I know how much you were looking forward to going out tonight, but I think Deb could use you more.
Rita: Dexter, this … isn't about this morning, is it?
Dexter: No, no! I swear! This is about Deb. She had her first day at work today, and LaGuerta was kind of rough on her.
[Debra knocks on the door]
Debra: Dexter, unlock the door.
Dexter: [to Rita] Hold on. [to Debra] Hold on!
Debra: Dexter, come on! Dexter, open the fucking door!
Dexter: [to Rita] See, she's yelling at me now. Look, I'm no expert, but I think Deb could use some girl time tonight.
Rita: Well, I won't lie. I'm a little disappointed. But, I know your heart's in the right place.
[Dexter puts a butcher's knife in a bag]
Dexter: Absolutely.
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Dexter: Some gangs earn teardrops of blood by killing. I understand – we all need our keepsakes. One man's tattoos are another man's blood slides.
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[Little Chino escapes from Dexter]
Dexter: Thirty-nine days, twenty-two hours and eighteen minutes since I killed my brother. I am cursed.
Dexter: Thirty-nine days, twenty-two hours and eighteen minutes since I killed my brother. I am cursed.
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Dexter: I'm drifting. I finally get a chance to kill and I can't do it. I get a second chance and he gets away. And now all my secrets are floating to the surface. Where is the orderly controlled effective Dexter? Where did I lose him? How do I find him again? I'm drifting. But not to sleep.
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Masuka: Eight confirmed.
Dexter: Eight confirmed? Here?
Angel: No. Here is just one.
Masuka: We're talking eight confirmed victims of the Bay Harbor Butcher.
Dexter: The Bay Harbor … Butcher?
Masuka: That's what the press is calling whoever dumped those bodies off shore. Has a nice ring to it, no?
Dexter: Well, it's a little … lurid.
Angel: Lurid and possibly wrong. Part of me's hoping they found the Ice Truck Killer's dumping ground.
Dexter: Tell me about it. Last thing Miami needs is another serial killer.
Dexter: Eight confirmed? Here?
Angel: No. Here is just one.
Masuka: We're talking eight confirmed victims of the Bay Harbor Butcher.
Dexter: The Bay Harbor … Butcher?
Masuka: That's what the press is calling whoever dumped those bodies off shore. Has a nice ring to it, no?
Dexter: Well, it's a little … lurid.
Angel: Lurid and possibly wrong. Part of me's hoping they found the Ice Truck Killer's dumping ground.
Dexter: Tell me about it. Last thing Miami needs is another serial killer.
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[About a dead body]
Angel: First she's a messenger –
Doakes: Now she's a god damn message.
Angel: First she's a messenger –
Doakes: Now she's a god damn message.
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[Dexter stares at the dead body]
Doakes: Why don't you take a picture, Morgan? It'll last longer.
Dexter: What would I do without you, Sergeant?
Doakes: Why don't you take a picture, Morgan? It'll last longer.
Dexter: What would I do without you, Sergeant?
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Dexter: I have to focus. Tune everything out. If I don't, being linked to my beautiful bodies of work will be the least of my worries.
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[Dexter was about to hit Doakes with a torch]
Doakes: Go ahead. Try it. I've been waiting.
Dexter: This neighbourhood? [shines the torch on himself] It's full of crazies. I'd lock my doors.
Doakes: Go ahead. Try it. I've been waiting.
Dexter: This neighbourhood? [shines the torch on himself] It's full of crazies. I'd lock my doors.
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Dexter: I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister.
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Rita: [on the phone] No, no. Calm is what I was thirty minutes ago. Pissed is what I am now.
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Doakes: Any idea who the FBI's sending?
Angel: Some guy named Lundy.
Doakes: Frank Lundy? He's a rock star. The Green River Killer; the DC Sniper; the case was impossible – he broke it.
Angel: Some guy named Lundy.
Doakes: Frank Lundy? He's a rock star. The Green River Killer; the DC Sniper; the case was impossible – he broke it.
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LaGuerta: Now, James, you should do whatever you can to get on Lundy's task force. It's a career maker.
Angel: Hey. Just visualise that door of opportunity just opening up wide for you, and just … walk right through it.
Doakes: Angel, you keep up with this woo-woo shit, I'ma walk right through you.
Angel: Hey. Just visualise that door of opportunity just opening up wide for you, and just … walk right through it.
Doakes: Angel, you keep up with this woo-woo shit, I'ma walk right through you.
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Masuka: I bet you this guy never expected his work to see the light of day.
Dexter: I bet you're right.
Dexter: I bet you're right.
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Dexter: Still, it can't be easy to hide a body nowadays.
Masuka: Are you shitting me?
Dexter: Hypothetical. You're the Bay Harbor Butcher. How do you make sure that disposed bodies stay disposed?
Masuka: Tons of options. Everglades. Alligators. Pig farms. Sulphuric acid. Woodchipper. Incinerator. Hell, even meat pies.
Masuka: Are you shitting me?
Dexter: Hypothetical. You're the Bay Harbor Butcher. How do you make sure that disposed bodies stay disposed?
Masuka: Tons of options. Everglades. Alligators. Pig farms. Sulphuric acid. Woodchipper. Incinerator. Hell, even meat pies.
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Lundy: Hello, everyone. There is no such thing as the perfect crime. Not in my experience, anyway.
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Lundy: So, let's get a jump start on the Bay Harbor Butcher. A moniker which, by the way, repulses me.
Dexter: [thoughts] Well, we have something in common.
Dexter: [thoughts] Well, we have something in common.
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[Images of dismembered body parts are shown]
Lundy: First report from the field had these parts as coming from one body.
Dexter: [thoughts] Actually, it's two.
Lundy: Actually, it's two.
Dexter: [thoughts] Uh-oh.
Lundy: First report from the field had these parts as coming from one body.
Dexter: [thoughts] Actually, it's two.
Lundy: Actually, it's two.
Dexter: [thoughts] Uh-oh.
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[Officer gives Dexter a tranquilizer gun]
Officers: Some 'gators giving you trouble, Dex?
Dexter: They, uh, they ate my puppy.
Officers: Some 'gators giving you trouble, Dex?
Dexter: They, uh, they ate my puppy.
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