Dick Dickster Quote
Dick Dickster: I got a great picture in me, if they'd just give me another shot.
Sammy Davas Jr: On what planet? Nobody is going to hire you, man. They, they hate you. You burned every bridge. Dick, you couldn't get a job directing your own home movies right now...
Dick Dickster: What about our investors? You said they were good for it. They had the money in escrow.
Sammy Davas Jr: I told you to leave the producer's wife alone. Did you listen? No, you groped and harassed.
Dick Dickster: I did nothing of the sort, I didn't... that's an annoying ringtone.
Sammy Davas Jr: Hello. Hey, Ciley! What? They said what? No, no, no, they can't do that. That's not in the contract. Yeah, hold on, I'll be over there in a minute, just a minute. Sorry, guys. I gotta go. It's an emergency. Disney is fucking with my M-T.
Tim Meeks: M-T? What?
Dick Dickster: Meal ticket. He's got a teenager on a Disney show. He thinks she's the next Hannah Montana
Sammy Davas Jr: Good luck. You're gonna need it. This guy, when he's drinkin...
Dick Dickster: Are you whispering about me in MY office, Sam?
Sammy Davas Jr: You just chill out and relax, man. OK? I'll catch you later. Nice to meet you.
Dick Dickster: Go wipe Ciley Myrus's ass! Thanks for nothing, as usual. See what I deal with? I think it might be time to cut the old ball and chain loose.
Tim Meeks: Are you talking about firing your manager?
Sammy Davas Jr: On what planet? Nobody is going to hire you, man. They, they hate you. You burned every bridge. Dick, you couldn't get a job directing your own home movies right now...
Dick Dickster: What about our investors? You said they were good for it. They had the money in escrow.
Sammy Davas Jr: I told you to leave the producer's wife alone. Did you listen? No, you groped and harassed.
Dick Dickster: I did nothing of the sort, I didn't... that's an annoying ringtone.
Sammy Davas Jr: Hello. Hey, Ciley! What? They said what? No, no, no, they can't do that. That's not in the contract. Yeah, hold on, I'll be over there in a minute, just a minute. Sorry, guys. I gotta go. It's an emergency. Disney is fucking with my M-T.
Tim Meeks: M-T? What?
Dick Dickster: Meal ticket. He's got a teenager on a Disney show. He thinks she's the next Hannah Montana
Sammy Davas Jr: Good luck. You're gonna need it. This guy, when he's drinkin...
Dick Dickster: Are you whispering about me in MY office, Sam?
Sammy Davas Jr: You just chill out and relax, man. OK? I'll catch you later. Nice to meet you.
Dick Dickster: Go wipe Ciley Myrus's ass! Thanks for nothing, as usual. See what I deal with? I think it might be time to cut the old ball and chain loose.
Tim Meeks: Are you talking about firing your manager?
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