Dick Figures: The Movie Quotes

Red
Blue: Your such an asshole! I can't believe you let me think we were actually friends!
Red: Well maybe I would be your friend, if you weren't such a goddamn LOSER all the time!
Blue: I'm a loser? I caught you masturbating to Animal Planet!
Red: That was one time! You're just racist against elephants!

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Lord Takagami: Seize their souls! From our point of view, they are the villains, not us. It is only rational from our side of the story.

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Red: Hey, toots.
Pink: Go to hell, Red.
Red: Okay, I'll see you there!

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Chad-Gendarmerie: [French accent]Find those assholes Rogue and Blue... and KILL THEM!

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Stacy: [drunk]Hey, Pink! Have you ever met my sister?
Stacy's sister: Happy birthday.
Pink: Thanks. I just wish Blue was here.
Stacy: Whatever, bitch! Boys are overrated!

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