Dirt Merchant Quotes
Detective Harry Ball: You have the right to shut up. Anything you say, can and will piss me off! If you can't afford a shyster attorney, we will assign you an overworked loser, who doesn't give a **** and will screw up your case anyway. Now, do you understand your rights?
Dirt Merchant: Yeah, I understand. This is a total frameup. Speaking of rights, where's your warrant anyway?
Detective Harry Ball: Huh? What?
Detective Harry Ball: [checking pockets and finding nothing] ****!
Dirt Merchant: Yeah, I understand. This is a total frameup. Speaking of rights, where's your warrant anyway?
Detective Harry Ball: Huh? What?
Detective Harry Ball: [checking pockets and finding nothing] ****!
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[after Dirt Merchant joins Holly So Tightly per her request in centering himself via meditation]
Holly So Tightly: Ok, I'm centered. Now do me dirty, Dirt! [jumps him]
Holly So Tightly: [Holly So Tightly mounts Dirt Merchant aggressively in a pool's corner]
Holly So Tightly: [afterwards] I hope you don't mind me using you like a hapless sack of meat. But you know, sometimes a girl just gotta have it.
Dirt Merchant: [breathing to relax] Yeah, no problem, I guess...
Holly So Tightly: Ok, I'm centered. Now do me dirty, Dirt! [jumps him]
Holly So Tightly: [Holly So Tightly mounts Dirt Merchant aggressively in a pool's corner]
Holly So Tightly: [afterwards] I hope you don't mind me using you like a hapless sack of meat. But you know, sometimes a girl just gotta have it.
Dirt Merchant: [breathing to relax] Yeah, no problem, I guess...
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