Dirty Sexy Money Quotes
Brian, Sr: I mean, why'd you even come back here?
Andrea: To see my son! And you... maybe... a little...
Brian, Sr: [As he goes in to kiss her] Oh crap.
Andrea: To see my son! And you... maybe... a little...
Brian, Sr: [As he goes in to kiss her] Oh crap.
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Tish: Karen Darling, you are not going out there and announcing your divorce during your wedding.
Karen: Of course, not. I would never ruin a party.
Nick: Karen, you've been married for less than an hour. Is it possible...?
Karen: I can tell when these things won't work out, Nick. I'm a pro.
Karen: Of course, not. I would never ruin a party.
Nick: Karen, you've been married for less than an hour. Is it possible...?
Karen: I can tell when these things won't work out, Nick. I'm a pro.
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Tripp: You look like you could use a drink.
Nick: It's... 9: 30 in the morning.
Nick: It's... 9: 30 in the morning.
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Patrick: I have this acquaintance for whom I care a great deal.
Simon: A mistress?
Patrick: She ah... use to be a Mr.
Simon: It's none of my business how you like your eggs.
Simon: A mistress?
Patrick: She ah... use to be a Mr.
Simon: It's none of my business how you like your eggs.
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Lisa: Five days without Nick George? Won't the Darling dynasty crumble in the dust?
Nick: I think so...but it would be very expensive dust.
Nick: I think so...but it would be very expensive dust.
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Mr. Mitchell: Is it true you forced Brian, Jr to lie to your wife and pretend he was a Swedish orphan whose parents died in a car accident?
Brian, Sr: No.
Mr. Mitchell: No?
Brian, Sr: It was a bullet train accident, not a car. Get your facts straight.
Brian, Sr: No.
Mr. Mitchell: No?
Brian, Sr: It was a bullet train accident, not a car. Get your facts straight.
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Brian, Sr: [to Andrea] I'll give you one million dollars to get up and walk out of here right now.
Mr. Mitchell: Excuse me?
Nick: Hey, that's not what we're here to do, Brian. Let me finish.
Brian, Sr: Two million.
Andrea: Are you trying to buy my son?
Brian, Sr: I'm trying to buy our son.
Nick: Nobody is buying anybody.
Mr. Mitchell: This is ridiculous. We're leaving.
Brian, Sr: Three million! We both know it's all about the money with you anyway.
Andrea: Now I remember why it didn't work with us. You are not a human being.
Mr. Mitchell: Excuse me?
Nick: Hey, that's not what we're here to do, Brian. Let me finish.
Brian, Sr: Two million.
Andrea: Are you trying to buy my son?
Brian, Sr: I'm trying to buy our son.
Nick: Nobody is buying anybody.
Mr. Mitchell: This is ridiculous. We're leaving.
Brian, Sr: Three million! We both know it's all about the money with you anyway.
Andrea: Now I remember why it didn't work with us. You are not a human being.
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Andrea: Brian, that first day that I met you at church, you sat and talked with me for hours about faith and solace.
Brian, Sr: Yeah, so what about it.
Andrea: So you are the one who taught me to bring my problems in life to God. Have you thought about doing that?
Brian, Sr: Yeah, so what about it.
Andrea: So you are the one who taught me to bring my problems in life to God. Have you thought about doing that?
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Nick: Go ahead.
Tish: After I told him about my affair...Tripp blackmailed my OBGYN. He was sure that the twins weren't his.
Nick: But he was wrong.
Tish: Yes.
Nick: And Brian is my brother?
Tish: Brian is your brother.
Tish: After I told him about my affair...Tripp blackmailed my OBGYN. He was sure that the twins weren't his.
Nick: But he was wrong.
Tish: Yes.
Nick: And Brian is my brother?
Tish: Brian is your brother.
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Dutch George: I have to get away from you. From all of you. Before it's too late.
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Dutch George: What's the matter?
Tish: I've made mistakes too.
Dutch George: What are you talking about?
Tish: Nick is not your only child.
Tish: I've made mistakes too.
Dutch George: What are you talking about?
Tish: Nick is not your only child.
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Ellen: Where are you on this pain chart?
Patrick: A 3. But that's the morphine talking.
Patrick: A 3. But that's the morphine talking.
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Bryan: That's what the church is for. Dragging the ruined past through the messy present into the perfect future and ruining it together.
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Karen: You really know how to treat a woman.
Simon Elder: Most people want the same thing. Sugar. Salt. Attention.
[Simon kisses Karen]
Karen: You are the best kisser!
Simon Elder: Most people want the same thing. Sugar. Salt. Attention.
[Simon kisses Karen]
Karen: You are the best kisser!
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