District 9 Quotes

Wikus Van De Merwe : I would never have any kind of... pornographic activity with a fokkin' creature!

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Obesandjo's Lieutenant : [ gets a machete, moves towards Wilkus, laughing ] Hehe, I will teach you...
Wikus Van De Merwe : [ grabs an alien weapon ] YOU BLIKSEM!
Obesandjo's Lieutenant : Hey, HEY, HEY! [ gets blown away by Wilkus ]
Obesandjo : OH! HOLY SHIT!
Wikus Van De Merwe : [ blasts several more of Obesandjo's soldiers, then turns to Obesandjo ] You tell them to fokking stand down!
Obesandjo : [ shouts to his soldiers in Xhosa, who back off ]
Wikus Van De Merwe : Put the fokking weapons in the bag! [ backing away with the weapons ]
Wikus Van De Merwe : Don't fokking look at me!

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Koobus Venter : I can't believe I'm being paid to do this. I love watching you prawns die.

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Obesandjo's Lieutenant : How did you do this one, my man? It's doggy-style with a demon. You're one brave white man. Were you wearing a condom?

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Wikus Van De Merwe : [ Comes into his house with the lights turned off, talking to his wife ] I think I crapped my pants [ Lights turn on and people yell surpise ]

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Wikus Van De Merwe : You wanna' fucking play with me, Koobus? [ cocks the Exo-Suit's gun ]
Wikus Van De Merwe : You fucker!

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