Doc Quotes
Dr. Benjamin Stone: I don't need a car. I'm moving to Los Angeles. Why would I need a car?
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Elmer Fudd: Hey, pinhead. Do you know how to make antifweeze?
Bugs Bunny: Yeah, hide her nightgown! Yuk yuk yuk yuk!
Bugs Bunny: Yeah, hide her nightgown! Yuk yuk yuk yuk!
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Fritz: I am afraid one of our guests has lost something.
Eunice: Well, I fail to see how it could possibly be in here unless it crawled here under its own power.
Fritz: Precisely Miss Burns.
Eunice: What are you saying?
Fritz: It appears one of our guests, a wealthy eccentric, has lost his pet snake. [Eunice screams and jumps onto the bed]
Fritz: Calm yourself, Miss Burns. May I suggest you shut yourself in the bathroom for a few moments while I search your room?
Eunice: What if it's in there?
Fritz: Impossible, madam. Snakes, as you know, live in mortal fear of... tile.
Eunice: Well, I fail to see how it could possibly be in here unless it crawled here under its own power.
Fritz: Precisely Miss Burns.
Eunice: What are you saying?
Fritz: It appears one of our guests, a wealthy eccentric, has lost his pet snake. [Eunice screams and jumps onto the bed]
Fritz: Calm yourself, Miss Burns. May I suggest you shut yourself in the bathroom for a few moments while I search your room?
Eunice: What if it's in there?
Fritz: Impossible, madam. Snakes, as you know, live in mortal fear of... tile.
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Headwaiter: [to waiter, while looking at Howard and Judy's table] What kind of wine are you serving at table one?
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Wyatt Earp: ...And then we clean up Tombstone.
Virgil Earp: You mean clean out Tombstone.
Virgil Earp: You mean clean out Tombstone.
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[a woman phones in to Caroline Bosman's radio programme and asks whether it is true that Dr Ellingham hates the sight of blood]
Bert Large: [listening to programme in the pub] Doc Martin'll see the funny side, he'll just go with the flow.
Caroline Bosman: Welcome to Radio Portwenn, you're talking to Caro...
Dr. Martin Ellingham: [phoning in to Caroline's radio programme] This is Doctor Martin Ellingham. I'd like to get a few things crystal clear for you and your puerile listeners. I admit to having certain difficulties but they have not and they never will impair my functions as a doctor. And the incident with a certain village plumber was in fact a prank with some ketchup which, I might add, kept me from attending to patients in my surgery. [ranting]
Dr. Martin Ellingham: As to the so-called homeopathic remedies, if there's one for chronic infantilism then I suggest that your caller and the entire village embark on a course immediately. Thank you.
Bert Large: [listening to programme in the pub] Doc Martin'll see the funny side, he'll just go with the flow.
Caroline Bosman: Welcome to Radio Portwenn, you're talking to Caro...
Dr. Martin Ellingham: [phoning in to Caroline's radio programme] This is Doctor Martin Ellingham. I'd like to get a few things crystal clear for you and your puerile listeners. I admit to having certain difficulties but they have not and they never will impair my functions as a doctor. And the incident with a certain village plumber was in fact a prank with some ketchup which, I might add, kept me from attending to patients in my surgery. [ranting]
Dr. Martin Ellingham: As to the so-called homeopathic remedies, if there's one for chronic infantilism then I suggest that your caller and the entire village embark on a course immediately. Thank you.
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