Dragon Ball Z: Battle of Gods Quote

Pilaf: [hearing that Mai is laughing]What's so funny?
Mai: Prepared to be dazzled, my stars! [holds up a Dragon Ball]
Mai: I used the diamond to distract the boy, while I ran out with this in my pocket! They don't have a clue the Four-Star Dragon Ball has gone missing and thanks to me! [giggling]
Pilaf: Wow, you've really earned your keep this time!
Mai: Yes!
Pilaf: But, wait a second. We can't wish for money with just one Dragon Ball.
Mai: Oh, don't worry, I've got it all figured out. We'll demand a huge ransom from them! We'll say we won't return the ball, unless they give us one million Zeni cash!
Pilaf: Oh, yeah! That's great! Mai, you're a genuine evil genius, a real-deal rascal!
Mai: Nothing compared to you, Pilaf. You're even eviller! [both laughing]
Shu: I'm pretty sure that diamond was worth more than a million zeni, couldn't we just have taken it and left? [awkward pause, Pilaf's jaw drops]
Shu: ... or not?
Pilaf: Don't be stupid! Nobody wants to be THAT rich, it's way too stressful! It's about balance!
Mai: That's right! You'll be so stressed, you'll start wetting yourself all the time! And I'm not washing your pee-pee pants!
Pilaf: ...Okay, that just went to a weird place. I expect my evil henchmen to have a little class.
Mai: I'm sorry, my bad.

Movie: Dragon Ball Z: Battle of Gods

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