Drake and Josh Quotes
Audrey: So, how was school?
Drake: [to Josh] You're the worst!
Josh: [to Drake] You sicken me!
Audrey: I see.
Drake: [to Josh] You're the worst!
Josh: [to Drake] You sicken me!
Audrey: I see.
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Josh: I hope you go bald!
Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah!
Josh: [stands up] Take that back!
Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah!
Josh: [stands up] Take that back!
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Josh: Theres no poor litle girl. Why would? a dying British orphan be? at a Padres game?
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Drake: We have a serious gas leak in the Drake and Josh Inn.
Fat guy: Oh, sorry. I think it was me.
Fat guy: Oh, sorry. I think it was me.
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Josh: Me and Yooka decided to see Puppet Fever instead.
Crazy Steve: Well, that's going to be a little problem. See, when you asked me to find that movie for you, I spent 5 hours on the phone tracking it down, and talking Helen into letting me screen it for you, so now that I've done all that, SOMEBODY'S GOING TO BE WATCHING ICK GLOKMAH TONIGHT, OR ELSE SOMEBODY'S GOING TO BE AN ORGAN DONOR BEFORE THEIR 17TH BIRTHDAY, JOSH NICHOLS!!
Crazy Steve: Well, that's going to be a little problem. See, when you asked me to find that movie for you, I spent 5 hours on the phone tracking it down, and talking Helen into letting me screen it for you, so now that I've done all that, SOMEBODY'S GOING TO BE WATCHING ICK GLOKMAH TONIGHT, OR ELSE SOMEBODY'S GOING TO BE AN ORGAN DONOR BEFORE THEIR 17TH BIRTHDAY, JOSH NICHOLS!!
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Josh: This is my worst birthday ever!
Drake: Is it because you ran over Oprah?
Josh: No, because it's a little hum--YES, IT'S BECAUSE I RAN OVER OPRAH!
Drake: Is it because you ran over Oprah?
Josh: No, because it's a little hum--YES, IT'S BECAUSE I RAN OVER OPRAH!
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Mrs. Hayfer: Drake! You were supposed to write your essay of current events.
Drake: That´s what I did.
Mrs. Hayfer: No, this is just the newspaper of this morning with your name written in the top of it... with crayon.
Drake: Well, I think there is nothing more current than that. Right, Josh?
Josh: Please, leave me out of this.
Mrs. Hayfer: You know what it means, Drake?
Drake: An "F"?
Mrs. Hayfer: That's a question you always get right! And Drake, guess what?
Drake: What?
Mrs. Hayfer: I hate you.
Drake: I know.
Drake: That´s what I did.
Mrs. Hayfer: No, this is just the newspaper of this morning with your name written in the top of it... with crayon.
Drake: Well, I think there is nothing more current than that. Right, Josh?
Josh: Please, leave me out of this.
Mrs. Hayfer: You know what it means, Drake?
Drake: An "F"?
Mrs. Hayfer: That's a question you always get right! And Drake, guess what?
Drake: What?
Mrs. Hayfer: I hate you.
Drake: I know.
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Josh: Why is it so much fun to watch cheerleaders fight?
Drake: Don't question it, love it!
Drake: Don't question it, love it!
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Mindy: I love you.
Josh: [shocked] See you in chemistry. (Closes the door) DRAKE!!
Josh: [shocked] See you in chemistry. (Closes the door) DRAKE!!
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Drake: Two for two.
Josh: [runs in] Drake!
Drake: [pulling back the sling] Not now. I'm busy.
Josh: Mindy just told me she loves me!
Drake: [shocked, accidentally releases his sling and hits Josh's eye] What?!
Josh: OH! [falls down to the ground]
Josh: [runs in] Drake!
Drake: [pulling back the sling] Not now. I'm busy.
Josh: Mindy just told me she loves me!
Drake: [shocked, accidentally releases his sling and hits Josh's eye] What?!
Josh: OH! [falls down to the ground]
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Drake: Hurry!
Josh: [typing on the computer] Okay, we'll go to, uh, whatswrongwithmybody.com.
Drake: Whatswrongwithmybody.com?
Josh: I had it bookmarked. And we'll go to skin, disease, green, hands- [looks at Drake's hands] gross.
Josh: [typing on the computer] Okay, we'll go to, uh, whatswrongwithmybody.com.
Drake: Whatswrongwithmybody.com?
Josh: I had it bookmarked. And we'll go to skin, disease, green, hands- [looks at Drake's hands] gross.
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Josh: Sifolic acid can be found in the urine in most lizards.
Drake: Okay, so I just got to stick my hands and feet in- [reads the computer again] lizard urine?
Drake: Okay, so I just got to stick my hands and feet in- [reads the computer again] lizard urine?
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Carly: Can I help you find a CD?
Drake: Seriously...
Carly: Huh? Seriously? I'm not familiar with that band. Why don't you check in the S section?
Drake: Seriously...
Carly: Huh? Seriously? I'm not familiar with that band. Why don't you check in the S section?
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Craig: Can I please take a break?
Crazy Steve: YOU WILL TAKE A BREAK WHEN DORA FINDS HER WAY TO THAT BANANA TREE! COME ON, DORA, IT'S RIGHT OVER THERE! ABRE LOS OJOS! COME ON!!
Crazy Steve: YOU WILL TAKE A BREAK WHEN DORA FINDS HER WAY TO THAT BANANA TREE! COME ON, DORA, IT'S RIGHT OVER THERE! ABRE LOS OJOS! COME ON!!
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Crazy Steve: COME ON, DORA! ANDALE! ANDALE! MAS RAPIDO! YOU CALL YOURSELF AN EXPLORER?!!
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Josh: [waiting for surgery] Oh, they're going to carve me up like a Christmas ham!
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Drake: You hear that? It's saying, [holds $200 bill like a hand puppet] "Spend me, Josh. Won't you spend me?"
Josh: [snatches it from him] Money's not a puppet!
Josh: [snatches it from him] Money's not a puppet!
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Drake: Hey Josh, come here.
Josh: [walks over] Yeah?
Drake: Check out this family picture.
Josh: What about it?
Drake: I look good.
Josh: [walks over] Yeah?
Drake: Check out this family picture.
Josh: What about it?
Drake: I look good.
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Botanist: I've got a big date tonight.
Megan: Dinner with your mom?
Botanist: ...Yes.
Megan: Dinner with your mom?
Botanist: ...Yes.
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