Drawn Together Quote
Genie: [appears as Groucho Marx] Hey-hey-hey! I'm Groucho Marx! What's the secret word? [turns into Popeye] Now I'm a wacky sailor! [turns into Mrs. Doubtfire] Now I'm a cross-dressing nanny. [turns into Patch Adams] And now I'm a wacky doctor who kills cancer with laughter and a big red nose! [changes back to normal] Jumanji! Nanu nanu!
Clara: Wow! You're a comic genie-us! [laughs]
Genie: Tell 'em the rules, man with mustache! Contestants get one wish and one wish only!
Xandir: Oh! OK. [inhales deeply] I wish... not to be gay.
Genie: Well then, step right up and... Whatchoo talkin' about, Xandir?
Xandir: My wish is to no longer be gay so I can have my old life back.
Genie: That is, without a doubt, the single most offensive wish ANYONE has ever made... next to that stupid Make-a-Wish kid. I mean, c'mon, trip to the circus, really!
Xandir: W-what? B-b-b-but...
Genie: Oh, sorry, sweetheart, you can shove that wish up your gay-hating mangina! [disappears]
Clara: Wow! You're a comic genie-us! [laughs]
Genie: Tell 'em the rules, man with mustache! Contestants get one wish and one wish only!
Xandir: Oh! OK. [inhales deeply] I wish... not to be gay.
Genie: Well then, step right up and... Whatchoo talkin' about, Xandir?
Xandir: My wish is to no longer be gay so I can have my old life back.
Genie: That is, without a doubt, the single most offensive wish ANYONE has ever made... next to that stupid Make-a-Wish kid. I mean, c'mon, trip to the circus, really!
Xandir: W-what? B-b-b-but...
Genie: Oh, sorry, sweetheart, you can shove that wish up your gay-hating mangina! [disappears]
TV Show: Drawn Together
