Drawn Together Quote

Xandir: And where have you been? I walked that entire mall all by myself.
Captain Hero: Oh. Was that today?
Xandir: Yes, that was today!
Captain Hero: Sorry. I had to restore peace to the Middle East. Again. Oy, those Muslims are kooky, man! I mean, have you read that Koran? It's mostly knock-knock jokes.
Xandir: You used to care about me... about us.
Captain Hero: What?
Xandir: You used to say I was pretty.
Captain Hero: No, I didn't.
Xandir: You used to dress up for me.
Captain Hero: Only that one time!
Xandir: Oh, forget it! I hope you enjoy the couch!
Captain Hero: But Xandir...
Xandir: I said COUCH!

TV Show: Drawn Together

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