Drawn Together Quote
[Clara is walking by the pool, depressed]
Clara: Ever since my evil stepmother turned my vagina into a monster, I felt like people were disgusted by me and my Octopussoir.
[the entire kingdom sees baby Clara and Octopussoir comes out]
Random Man: Oh my God! [everyone barfs]
Clara: I had to give up my dream of being Miss Toddler Beauty Queen after they added the thong competition.
Octopussoir: Hi Mom!
[Clara tries to hide Octopussoir, but all the toddlers barf]
Clara: Even the time I visited the circus was a total disaster.
Ringmaster: Step right up and see the amazing Never Vomits Guy!
Octopussoir: I gotta see this. [the Never Vomits Guy and the ringmaster barf]
Never Vomits Guy: Gosh darn.
[Clara is walking on a beach]
Clara: Why, oh why, can't I have a normal temple of chastity? [Ling-Ling sits right over by the wall, writing these words on his belly with a pencil]
Clara: Ever since my evil stepmother turned my vagina into a monster, I felt like people were disgusted by me and my Octopussoir.
[the entire kingdom sees baby Clara and Octopussoir comes out]
Random Man: Oh my God! [everyone barfs]
Clara: I had to give up my dream of being Miss Toddler Beauty Queen after they added the thong competition.
Octopussoir: Hi Mom!
[Clara tries to hide Octopussoir, but all the toddlers barf]
Clara: Even the time I visited the circus was a total disaster.
Ringmaster: Step right up and see the amazing Never Vomits Guy!
Octopussoir: I gotta see this. [the Never Vomits Guy and the ringmaster barf]
Never Vomits Guy: Gosh darn.
[Clara is walking on a beach]
Clara: Why, oh why, can't I have a normal temple of chastity? [Ling-Ling sits right over by the wall, writing these words on his belly with a pencil]
TV Show: Drawn Together
