Drawn Together Quotes
Foxxy: Walter?! What happened to your face?
Wooldoor: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE?!
Wooldoor: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE?!
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Charlotte: Listen up, you little bastards! My boyfriend, Chad Huffington, heir to the Huffington Pants fortune, is coming over, so you assholes better shut the hell up and stay in your fucking rooms!
Captain Hero: Don't worry, ma'am, I'll patrol the hallway and make sure they stay put.
Charlotte: Spoken like a true ass-kissing adopted homo.
Captain Hero: Don't worry, ma'am, I'll patrol the hallway and make sure they stay put.
Charlotte: Spoken like a true ass-kissing adopted homo.
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Captain Hero: So, Walter Saget, I suppose you don't know anything about that missing babysitter.
Walter: How should I know? I'm just a pure and innocent little baby. Maybe she went to wash her dirty snatch!
Walter: How should I know? I'm just a pure and innocent little baby. Maybe she went to wash her dirty snatch!
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Clara: Oh, my God! Mrs. Drawn Together, you whore! And Tyrone, I paid you to kill her, not fuck her!
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Clara: To make the babysitter come, I'll cry even louder than Daddy after he found out about Black Daddy.
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Mrs. Huffington: Oh, Chad, that tramp is clearly after your money!
Chad: But Mother, this is the woman I love!
Chad's Rebellious Brother Chase: Love? Ha! You don't even know what love is.
Chad: But Mother, this is the woman I love!
Chad's Rebellious Brother Chase: Love? Ha! You don't even know what love is.
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[Lyrics to Drawn Together Babies]
Drawn Together Babies: Ooh-ee-ee-ooh-ooh-ee-ooh!
Drawn Together Babies!
We're cute little girls and boys
We use imagination
Like athletes use their 'roids
Captain Hero: I like to follow the rules.
Clara: I think tolerance is cool.
Toot: Yay friendliness!
Spanky: And cleanliness!
Foxxy: I love my chastity.
Walter: No goofing around for me!
Xandir: I like cars and girls.
Sid: I like to sleep on my stomach.
Ling-Ling: And I'm also in this song!
Drawn Together Babies: Drawn Together Babies
We poopy in our beds
We are so adorable
You'll wanna smash our heads in
Drawn Together Babies!
Drawn Together Babies: Ooh-ee-ee-ooh-ooh-ee-ooh!
Drawn Together Babies!
We're cute little girls and boys
We use imagination
Like athletes use their 'roids
Captain Hero: I like to follow the rules.
Clara: I think tolerance is cool.
Toot: Yay friendliness!
Spanky: And cleanliness!
Foxxy: I love my chastity.
Walter: No goofing around for me!
Xandir: I like cars and girls.
Sid: I like to sleep on my stomach.
Ling-Ling: And I'm also in this song!
Drawn Together Babies: Drawn Together Babies
We poopy in our beds
We are so adorable
You'll wanna smash our heads in
Drawn Together Babies!
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Phat Allen: Hey, that kid looks like a little girl in a pretzel store.
Mushy Mouth: Little girl-buh in a pretzel store-buh?
Phat Allen: Yeah, she's being a-salted!
Ling-Ling: There's no way out, now what're we gonna do.
Spanky: Hey, would you play with your pet (pokes Ling-Ling, Ling-Ling growls)
Mushy Mouth: Little girl-buh in a pretzel store-buh?
Phat Allen: Yeah, she's being a-salted!
Ling-Ling: There's no way out, now what're we gonna do.
Spanky: Hey, would you play with your pet (pokes Ling-Ling, Ling-Ling growls)
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Phat Allen: Boy, Foxxy. You're just like a German porn star's mouth.
Foxxy: German porn star's mouth?
Phat Allen: Yeah, you're full of shit!
Foxxy: German porn star's mouth?
Phat Allen: Yeah, you're full of shit!
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Phat Allen: They oughta call you Lance Armstrong.
Foxxy: 'Cause I only gots one ball left?
Phat Allen: Wait a minute. Isn't Lance Armstrong the guy who hangs upside down from giant magnets?
Foxxy: 'Cause I only gots one ball left?
Phat Allen: Wait a minute. Isn't Lance Armstrong the guy who hangs upside down from giant magnets?
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Xandir: Here we are! The large bryant really big and fat and not tall but fat store.
Spanky: Ling-Ling be able to speak Spanish.
Ling-Ling: Si, madre chico de los magnito. Gracias.
Spanky: Ling-Ling be able to speak Spanish.
Ling-Ling: Si, madre chico de los magnito. Gracias.
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Foxxy: They oughta call you Daddy.
Phat Allen: Daddy?
Foxxy: 'Cause you missed terribly!
Phat Allen: Daddy?
Foxxy: 'Cause you missed terribly!
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Not Bright Donald: Hey Phat Allen, you're just like a library on Sunday.
Phat Allen: A library on Sunday?
Not Bright Donald: Yeah, no circulation!
Phat Allen: A library on Sunday?
Not Bright Donald: Yeah, no circulation!
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Indian Husband: Oh, my God!
Indian Wife: We have hit the most sacred of all creatures in our completely sensible religion: a cow!
Indian Husband: Oh, my hundreds of goofy gods!
Indian Wife: We have hit the most sacred of all creatures in our completely sensible religion: a cow!
Indian Husband: Oh, my hundreds of goofy gods!
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King of India: The village of Tandoori refuses to send any more men to fuck you.
Toot: BURN THE VILLAGE TO THE GROUND!!!
Toot: BURN THE VILLAGE TO THE GROUND!!!
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Foxxy: What the hell is wrong with you, Toot?! Can't you see I'm bangin' Astro?
Scooby-Doo: Ri rain't Rastro, ritch! (translation: I ain't Astro, bitch!)
Toot: Jesus, Foxxy, you're such a whore! You've had more infected wangs in you than a Shanghai hospital!
Scooby-Doo: Roh ro you ridn't! (translation: Oh no you didn't!)
Foxxy: You just jealous because you couldn't get screwed at a convention of Jewish insurance salesmen!
Scooby-Doo: Rou rid rot rust ro there! (translation: You did not just go there)
Scooby-Doo: Ri rain't Rastro, ritch! (translation: I ain't Astro, bitch!)
Toot: Jesus, Foxxy, you're such a whore! You've had more infected wangs in you than a Shanghai hospital!
Scooby-Doo: Roh ro you ridn't! (translation: Oh no you didn't!)
Foxxy: You just jealous because you couldn't get screwed at a convention of Jewish insurance salesmen!
Scooby-Doo: Rou rid rot rust ro there! (translation: You did not just go there)
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Not Bright Donald: Miss Love, isn't it true you like a bowlin' ball?
Foxxy: A bowlin' ball?
Not Bright Donald: Yeah, 'cause you get fingered and thrown in the gutter 20 times a night!
Foxxy: A bowlin' ball?
Not Bright Donald: Yeah, 'cause you get fingered and thrown in the gutter 20 times a night!
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(After the Indian family sings a song for Toot)
Toot: Holy crap! That sucked my BALLS!
[The family gasps]
Family: It speaks!
Toot: Oh Goddamn it. I mean... moo? Well, I guess the jig is up. Okay assbags, thanks for the grub and the retarded dance.
Toot: Holy crap! That sucked my BALLS!
[The family gasps]
Family: It speaks!
Toot: Oh Goddamn it. I mean... moo? Well, I guess the jig is up. Okay assbags, thanks for the grub and the retarded dance.
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Phat Allen: Hey, hey, hey, hey. I think the Brown Hornet's tryin' to tell us somethin'.
Not Bright Donald: What, Phat Allen, who has absolutely no affiliation with Bill Cosby's lovable character, Fat Albert?
Phat Allen: I don't know, but I think it's about beatin' your meat.
Not Bright Donald: What, Phat Allen, who has absolutely no affiliation with Bill Cosby's lovable character, Fat Albert?
Phat Allen: I don't know, but I think it's about beatin' your meat.
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Toot: (to the Indian crowd) OK, everyone, circle up!
Otis Day: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT!?
Otis Day: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT!?
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Jew Producer: Toot, you suck, yet you keep returning. How do you explain this phenomenon?
Toot: Well, how do you explain your fugly face!?
Jew Producer: I was burned in a horrible accident. It's quite sad, really.
Toot: Well, how do you explain your fugly face!?
Jew Producer: I was burned in a horrible accident. It's quite sad, really.
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Brian Dunkleman: Ryan Seacrest was right. I'm not a Dunkleman. I'm a Dunkleboy.
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Jew Producer: When we return we'll find out which one of our six remaining contestants' dreams will be totally ruined like your mom's reputation after I bone her face.
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Wooldoor: Foxxy, the only thing you're good at is giving head, and you managed to do the opposite!
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[The housemates are waking up in their house]
Clara: Good morning, people and Foxxy. It's a lovely day to be on a reality show.
Foxxy: And it's a great day to deny wettin' the bed. WHICH I DID NOT DO!
Clara: Good morning, people and Foxxy. It's a lovely day to be on a reality show.
Foxxy: And it's a great day to deny wettin' the bed. WHICH I DID NOT DO!
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Rhino Guard: Do you not know that impersonating a princess is a serious offense, punishable by death?
Clara: [slapping the guard] Do you not know that sucking my dick is a serious offense, punishable by FUCK YOU! Now let us in at once or I'll have your children killed! [to the camera] Yeah, it's good to be home.
Clara: [slapping the guard] Do you not know that sucking my dick is a serious offense, punishable by FUCK YOU! Now let us in at once or I'll have your children killed! [to the camera] Yeah, it's good to be home.
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