Drawn Together Quotes
Mickey Mouse: Aw, you sure gave me something to think about, Spanky... WHILE I KILL THESE POLITICALLY INCORRECT FREAKS! Ha ha ha ha ha!
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[After Hero manipulates evolution and creates people made entirely of boobs.]
Captain Hero: I just realized... I'm an ass man. NOOOOOOOOO!
Captain Hero: I just realized... I'm an ass man. NOOOOOOOOO!
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Malcolm Exposition: Ooh! Now, you be Foxxy Love. Ain't that right?
Foxxy: Yes sir. Why'd they throw us in this here truck?
Malcolm Exposition: They be roundin' up all us politically incorrect cartoons. (lights a cigar) Oh, back in the day, we wuz all over the radio, the T-B, and the movies, entertainin' the chid'ren. Folks is just as racist now, you know, but they don't wantz to admit it, so we's been censored. We ain't been seen in a toons age!
Foxxy: So where's they fixin' to take us?
Malcolm Exposition: Well, Brer Foxxy, they be takin' us to a cartoon erasement camp, where they gonna erase us forever!
Foxxy: Yes sir. Why'd they throw us in this here truck?
Malcolm Exposition: They be roundin' up all us politically incorrect cartoons. (lights a cigar) Oh, back in the day, we wuz all over the radio, the T-B, and the movies, entertainin' the chid'ren. Folks is just as racist now, you know, but they don't wantz to admit it, so we's been censored. We ain't been seen in a toons age!
Foxxy: So where's they fixin' to take us?
Malcolm Exposition: Well, Brer Foxxy, they be takin' us to a cartoon erasement camp, where they gonna erase us forever!
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Toot: Ugh! "Tumor?" "Racism?" Dr. Wooldoor, are you just making up words again, like "morbid obesity" or "adult-onset diabetes?"
Xandir: Yeah. This all sounds like total crap.
Foxxy: Craps? Who done say craps? Foxxy loooves to roll them bones!
Xandir: Yeah. This all sounds like total crap.
Foxxy: Craps? Who done say craps? Foxxy loooves to roll them bones!
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Clara: You know, at first I was uncomfortable with the idea of showering with another woman, but then the producers forced me.
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Clara: How dare you look at us naked with your X-ray vision!
Rhino: Seriously, how dare you! I'm leaving (by which I mean the planet)! Unless things change, people. Unless things change.
Rhino: Seriously, how dare you! I'm leaving (by which I mean the planet)! Unless things change, people. Unless things change.
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Spanky: [about the racially-stereotyped Native Americans in one cell] Now, see, that's not funny. Those people got a raw deal.
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End Credits Bonus Feature: Foxxy dances around to banjo music and farts occasionally. There is an explosion at the end.
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Captain Hero: Oh, Xandir, trick me like that again and I'll fucking kill you.
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Pizza Man: May this life bring you the happiness it has so constantly denied me.
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Clara's Father: I'm doing this for your own good. You need to stay away from a.) this house...
Clara: Well then, I guess this is goodbye. [the doorbell rings] Well then, I guess that's the doorbell.
[the pizza man shows up at the door]
Clara: Well then, I guess that's the pizza man.
Clara's Father: What the hell do you want?!
Pizza Man: Someone ordered the pizza.
Spanky: That would be me. No one puts baby in the corner.
Clara: Well then, I guess this is goodbye. [the doorbell rings] Well then, I guess that's the doorbell.
[the pizza man shows up at the door]
Clara: Well then, I guess that's the pizza man.
Clara's Father: What the hell do you want?!
Pizza Man: Someone ordered the pizza.
Spanky: That would be me. No one puts baby in the corner.
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Clara: Please, Spanky, give me a second chance. Didn't you get one when you were given that dead teacher's liver?
Spanky: You're right. [takes a bottle of liquor] Here's to second chances! [chugs the bottle]
Spanky: You're right. [takes a bottle of liquor] Here's to second chances! [chugs the bottle]
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Wooldoor: If anyone needs me, I'll be in the Clock Tower. [cocks a sniper rifle]
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Spanky: I'm sorry, I don't remember ordering this pizza... [opens the box, and a turd is in it] with sausage!
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Clara: Lately, I feel like there's something missing.
Clara's Father: Did you check the colored girl's room?
Clara's Father: Did you check the colored girl's room?
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[While Clara and Spanky are pulling the prank with the pizza man]
Foxxy: Oh, I've seen this a million times. Daddy's little girl falls for some bad boy, and then she go and get herself pregnant and sells the child on the black market to pay the bills. [sad voice, with tears in her eyes] Poor little Timmy. Mommy misses you.
Foxxy: Oh, I've seen this a million times. Daddy's little girl falls for some bad boy, and then she go and get herself pregnant and sells the child on the black market to pay the bills. [sad voice, with tears in her eyes] Poor little Timmy. Mommy misses you.
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Clara: With Foxxy's hands still stuck in her hair, she was more useless than a Mexican.
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Spanky: Little game? Did you just say "little game?" The travel size edition of Battleship, that's a "little game." Screwing around with the pizza man, that's a way of life!
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Toot: Blah blah blah! I'm Captain Hero and I can fly! And I...
Captain Hero: Do you mind, fudgy? I'm on the phone!
Toot: I don't care. I gotta call my AA sponsor!
Captain Hero: [in a girlish voice] I said I'm on the phone!
Captain Hero: Do you mind, fudgy? I'm on the phone!
Toot: I don't care. I gotta call my AA sponsor!
Captain Hero: [in a girlish voice] I said I'm on the phone!
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Captain Hero: Go to the mall? Is that some kind of gay code? Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
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Spanky: The Princess was so excited, I figured I give her a chance and let her call the pizza man. And that was a huge mistake. I mean, it wasn't as big mistake as when I converted to Islam in August 2001, but still pretty bad.
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Clara: [ordering a pizza] Um... I would like to order one large pizza... yes... with doodie on it!
Spanky: No! [in the phone receiver] Hello? [imitating Clara's voice] Sorry about that. We'll just take the pizza... plain. Just plain. [hangs up]
Clara: I'm sorry, Spanky!
Spanky: [still in Clara's voice] Look, forget it...! Ahem... [normal voice] Just let Foxxy and me handle it from here. That way, nothing can possibly go wrong.
Spanky: No! [in the phone receiver] Hello? [imitating Clara's voice] Sorry about that. We'll just take the pizza... plain. Just plain. [hangs up]
Clara: I'm sorry, Spanky!
Spanky: [still in Clara's voice] Look, forget it...! Ahem... [normal voice] Just let Foxxy and me handle it from here. That way, nothing can possibly go wrong.
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Xandir: Sometimes I think Captain Hero cares more about those boots than our friendship. I bet they never slew the Man Troll on Rainbow Mountain. I said "slew," right?
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