Drawn Together Quotes
Captain Hero: Oh my god! We're trapped? I'm like totally freaking out! I wish the Green Lantern was here! He always knows how to relax me. [rubs his nipple suggestively]
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Xandir: We're all gonna die!
Captain Hero: I guess it really is gay over! [high-fives Spanky]
Spanky: Yeah!
Captain Hero: I guess it really is gay over! [high-fives Spanky]
Spanky: Yeah!
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Toot: Cut me, Ling-Ling, cut me.
[Ling-Ling takes a razor to Toot's leg]
Toot: Ahh...
[Ling-Ling takes a razor to Toot's leg]
Toot: Ahh...
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Foxxy: Now, we're not blowin' up anything. Some of the greatest leaders in history like Gandhi, Doctor King, and Rocky IV to a lesser extent, achieved the possible through non-violent means.
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Foxxy: That's right, Producers! We figured out your little game. Mama didn't raise no fool! And Papa didn't raise me at all!
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Foxxy: Toot, I know nobody has ever said this to you before, but you was right.
Toot: Uh, DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Toot: Uh, DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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Clippy: [to Wooldoor] Hey! Writing a suicide note? I can help!
Wooldoor: Please go away.
Clippy: Here's a tip: Avoid clichés like "Goodbye, cruel world!" and remember to blame your parents!
Wooldoor: Please go away.
Clippy: Here's a tip: Avoid clichés like "Goodbye, cruel world!" and remember to blame your parents!
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[Scorpion appears]
Xandir: You're from Mortal Kombat? I'm from a video game too! So tell me, what's your special move?
Scorpion: [performs his Spear move on Xandir] GET OVER HERE! [performs a Head Rip Fatality]
Announcer: Fatality!
Xandir: [comes back] Impressive! My special move is the reach-around!
Scorpion: Oy vey.
Xandir: You're from Mortal Kombat? I'm from a video game too! So tell me, what's your special move?
Scorpion: [performs his Spear move on Xandir] GET OVER HERE! [performs a Head Rip Fatality]
Announcer: Fatality!
Xandir: [comes back] Impressive! My special move is the reach-around!
Scorpion: Oy vey.
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Strawberry Sweetcake: Wooldoor, I bwought you a pwesent.
Wooldoor: But you already bought me those super-nice PJs!
Strawberry Sweetcake: And now I bwought you a fwiendship eawwing. You wear it all the time.
Wooldoor: Whoa! That's the nicest thing anyone—
Strawberry Sweetcake: I SAID AT ALL TIMES!!!
Wooldoor: Wheeeee!
Wooldoor: But you already bought me those super-nice PJs!
Strawberry Sweetcake: And now I bwought you a fwiendship eawwing. You wear it all the time.
Wooldoor: Whoa! That's the nicest thing anyone—
Strawberry Sweetcake: I SAID AT ALL TIMES!!!
Wooldoor: Wheeeee!
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Strawberry Sweetcake: Foxxy Wuv?! What are you doing here?
Foxxy: You think you the first barely legal chick to tie me up and eat my friend right in front of me?
Foxxy: You think you the first barely legal chick to tie me up and eat my friend right in front of me?
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Strawberry Sweetcake: [steals Xandir's sword] A-ha! Now hand over that hook-nosed Sockbat or I'll fucking kill you all!
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[after the helicopter has crashed]
Spanky: [to Captain Hero] Well, this, like Xandir in a room full of fat China men, blows chunks.
Spanky and Captain Hero: Nice!
Spanky: [to Captain Hero] Well, this, like Xandir in a room full of fat China men, blows chunks.
Spanky and Captain Hero: Nice!
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Spanky: How old are you, Strawberry Sweetcake? 8?
Strawberry Sweetcake: More like 18, silly-willy! I just taste 8.
Spanky: She's so legal!
Strawberry Sweetcake: More like 18, silly-willy! I just taste 8.
Spanky: She's so legal!
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[Lyrics to Shit Sandwich]
Clara: You dreamed of A-list parties.
Xandir: A talk show on late night.
Spanky: But those dreams burned up...
Captain Hero: Like a concert with Great White...
Ling-Ling: And you're like a club owner without insurance.
Foxxy: It's a huge shit sandwich.
Wooldoor: And you have to take a bite.
Clara: It's a huge...
Xandir: Shit...
Spanky: Sandwich...
Captain Hero: And you have to take a...
Foxxy: Big ol' steamin' bite...
Wooldoor: Of the shit sandwich.
Clara: You dreamed of A-list parties.
Xandir: A talk show on late night.
Spanky: But those dreams burned up...
Captain Hero: Like a concert with Great White...
Ling-Ling: And you're like a club owner without insurance.
Foxxy: It's a huge shit sandwich.
Wooldoor: And you have to take a bite.
Clara: It's a huge...
Xandir: Shit...
Spanky: Sandwich...
Captain Hero: And you have to take a...
Foxxy: Big ol' steamin' bite...
Wooldoor: Of the shit sandwich.
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Foxxy: Wilma, tell us about you, girl.
Wilma: I'm the kind of person who uses an armadillo for an iron, a pterodactyl for a record player and a prehistoric worm for a tampon.
Worm: It's a living.
Wilma: I'm the kind of person who uses an armadillo for an iron, a pterodactyl for a record player and a prehistoric worm for a tampon.
Worm: It's a living.
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Islander: Wow. I have not seen that much fish-eating since Lilith Fair come to island. [cut to another native making a rim shot]
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Islander #1: We are completely out of virgins!
Islander #2: Then we must sacrifice something else! Like our sluts!
Islander #1: Absolutely not! I gave that beast my daughter! I will not give it my wife! [to his wife] That's right, honey. I know. I've always known.
Islander #1's Wife: What do you expect? You don't touch me anymore.
Islander #2: Then we must sacrifice something else! Like our sluts!
Islander #1: Absolutely not! I gave that beast my daughter! I will not give it my wife! [to his wife] That's right, honey. I know. I've always known.
Islander #1's Wife: What do you expect? You don't touch me anymore.
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Toot: I don't want my new friends to think I'm ungrateful, but when people promise to keep Toot well-fed, they goddamn better keep Toot well-fed!
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When we're together, it's a happy time, everything's fine, 'cause we're having a laugh. When We're together we're free to be in ecstasy, 'cause we're having such a good time.
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[first lines]
Spanky: Hey Xandir, do you know what job you'd be perfect for?
Xandir: Basket weaver?
Spanky: No, Director of Homo-land security (Spanky laughs and Capt Hero walks in). Hey Cap, guess what I told Xandir?
Capt. Hero: That he should be Director of Homo-land security.
Spanky: How'd you know?!
Capt. Hero: You told me like five times now, plus I've always said he's the right man for the job.
[Cut to Hero in confessional]
Capt. Hero: If you fatcats up in Washington had the guts to appoint someone who thinks outside the box!
Announcer: Paid for by the committee to elect homos.
Spanky: Hey Xandir, do you know what job you'd be perfect for?
Xandir: Basket weaver?
Spanky: No, Director of Homo-land security (Spanky laughs and Capt Hero walks in). Hey Cap, guess what I told Xandir?
Capt. Hero: That he should be Director of Homo-land security.
Spanky: How'd you know?!
Capt. Hero: You told me like five times now, plus I've always said he's the right man for the job.
[Cut to Hero in confessional]
Capt. Hero: If you fatcats up in Washington had the guts to appoint someone who thinks outside the box!
Announcer: Paid for by the committee to elect homos.
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Spanky: Die or gay marry a Homo, I didn't know what to do, but I tell you what... You decide America!
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Foxxy: I tried to study up for them SATs, but it became abundtanly clear that this was just another conspiracy to keep the black man down... like swimming.
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