Drop Dead Fred Quotes
Fred: [Looking up Polly's skirt] Wow. [Looks at Elizabeth and points up]
Fred: Cobwebs.
Fred: Cobwebs.
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Fred: I wrote the note. Hahahahaha! Haven't got a husband! Haven't got a husband! Got a stupid hair cut!
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Fred: I'm not afraid of the megabeast!
Young Elizabeth: I'm not either, when she comes in here we'll make her eat up all this mud!
Fred: Yeah... and then we'll cut her head off...
Young Elizabeth: with scissors...
Fred: Yeah... and then we'll make her eat it
Young Elizabeth: ...make her eat her own head... with what?
Fred: Oh yeah, well I'll eat her head then.
Young Elizabeth: And I'll eat the rest of her!
Fred: Yeah! And then we'll get up and poo her all over the table cause we're not afraid of anything
Fred, Young Elizabeth: yeah, yeah YEAH!
Young Elizabeth: I'm not either, when she comes in here we'll make her eat up all this mud!
Fred: Yeah... and then we'll cut her head off...
Young Elizabeth: with scissors...
Fred: Yeah... and then we'll make her eat it
Young Elizabeth: ...make her eat her own head... with what?
Fred: Oh yeah, well I'll eat her head then.
Young Elizabeth: And I'll eat the rest of her!
Fred: Yeah! And then we'll get up and poo her all over the table cause we're not afraid of anything
Fred, Young Elizabeth: yeah, yeah YEAH!
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Fred: Boo!
Elizabeth: Ahhh!
Fred: Hello, Snotface! Yuck! What happened to you? Look at you. You're all older. You're even uglier. Look. I'm gonna have to be sick all over you immediately. Lie down. [Pushes Elizabeth down on the bed]
Fred: Hang on. Where's all the dolls?
Elizabeth: [Whispers] Drop Dead Fred.
Fred: Where is the dolls? [Throws dolls at Elizabeth]
Fred: I wanna play with the-Ah hah! The dolls! Hello, Jemima. Hello, Angelec. [Makes the dolls say hello]
Fred: You're gonna die! [Hits Jemima's head against the door. Bites off Angelec's head. Throws dolls]
Fred: Mr. Pooh! [Makes Mr. Pooh say 'Hello.']
Fred: You die too! [Makes Mr. Pooh say 'No no no.']
Fred: Yes yes yes. [Screams and rips Mr. Pooh's stuffing out while throing the stuffing at Elizabeth]
Fred: [Makes Mr. Pooh scream 'Not my intestines!'] [Spits on Mr. Pooh]
Elizabeth: [Whispers] I must be dreaming.
Elizabeth: Ahhh!
Fred: Hello, Snotface! Yuck! What happened to you? Look at you. You're all older. You're even uglier. Look. I'm gonna have to be sick all over you immediately. Lie down. [Pushes Elizabeth down on the bed]
Fred: Hang on. Where's all the dolls?
Elizabeth: [Whispers] Drop Dead Fred.
Fred: Where is the dolls? [Throws dolls at Elizabeth]
Fred: I wanna play with the-Ah hah! The dolls! Hello, Jemima. Hello, Angelec. [Makes the dolls say hello]
Fred: You're gonna die! [Hits Jemima's head against the door. Bites off Angelec's head. Throws dolls]
Fred: Mr. Pooh! [Makes Mr. Pooh say 'Hello.']
Fred: You die too! [Makes Mr. Pooh say 'No no no.']
Fred: Yes yes yes. [Screams and rips Mr. Pooh's stuffing out while throing the stuffing at Elizabeth]
Fred: [Makes Mr. Pooh scream 'Not my intestines!'] [Spits on Mr. Pooh]
Elizabeth: [Whispers] I must be dreaming.
Movie: Drop Dead Fred
Fred: [to Elizabeth] Married. You got married. You mean you've been doing it like the pigeons.
Movie: Drop Dead Fred