Drunktown's Finest Quotes
Nizhoni Smiles: They say this land isn't a place to live. It's a place to leave. Then why do people stay?
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1: I thought you said pussy wagon, not paddy wagon! I want my money back! [to cop arresting Sick Boy]
1: I thought you said pussy wagon, not paddy wagon! I want my money back! [to cop arresting Sick Boy]
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Felixia: What is he doing, anyway? [referring to Harmon]
Ruth John: Well, he's splitting firewood for a Kinaalda ceremony. I told the people who want the ceremony to come chop their own wood but no one has shown. It starts tonight.
Felixia: Why does he have to do all the hard work?
Ruth John: 'Cause everybody thinks being a medicine man is easy.
Ruth John: Well, he's splitting firewood for a Kinaalda ceremony. I told the people who want the ceremony to come chop their own wood but no one has shown. It starts tonight.
Felixia: Why does he have to do all the hard work?
Ruth John: 'Cause everybody thinks being a medicine man is easy.
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Harmon, John: When I came outside, the first thing I saw was a morning star. I've never seen it so bright and beautiful. Became overcome by emotion. I began to cry! When I opened my eyes, the star was gone. I looked to the south, I saw it again. And it was moving, blinking lights. Holy shit. I thought I was having a sacred moment. All this time, I'd been praying to an airplane. You know, what we look for and what we get aren't always the same thing.
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Luther SickBoy Maryboy: Why's Max wearing jewlery?
Karah: When I get a medicine man, he's going to do a puberty ceremony on her.
Luther SickBoy Maryboy: What? When did this happen?
Karah: I would've told you if you weren't so busy running around punching cops.
Luther SickBoy Maryboy: I'm just saying. I mean, can't this just wait until I get out of basic...
Karah: No! No, she just had her first period. It has to happen within four days of that.
Luther SickBoy Maryboy: Whoa. Way too much information.
Karah: When I get a medicine man, he's going to do a puberty ceremony on her.
Luther SickBoy Maryboy: What? When did this happen?
Karah: I would've told you if you weren't so busy running around punching cops.
Luther SickBoy Maryboy: I'm just saying. I mean, can't this just wait until I get out of basic...
Karah: No! No, she just had her first period. It has to happen within four days of that.
Luther SickBoy Maryboy: Whoa. Way too much information.
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Hipster: Hypothetically speaking, if you were gonna rob someone, which gun would you use?
Luther SickBoy Maryboy: Hypothetically speaking? If I'm robbing a warehouse, a gun's a fucking gun. Hell, I could jack them with your squirt gun. What I'm worried about is the police. Getting caught in a shoot-out. Now most cops carry a standard issue Glock. Each shot requires a longer and harder trigger pull. It's like a built in fail-safe to cut down on officer shootings and shit. And knowing that, I'd want something with a faster trigger. I'd wanna pop off 10 to 15 rounds in the time it takes their Glock to do six. I'd go with a 1911. A-1, hands down.
Hipster: Damn. You're going to fuck shit up in the Army, ain't you?
Luther SickBoy Maryboy: Hypothetically speaking? If I'm robbing a warehouse, a gun's a fucking gun. Hell, I could jack them with your squirt gun. What I'm worried about is the police. Getting caught in a shoot-out. Now most cops carry a standard issue Glock. Each shot requires a longer and harder trigger pull. It's like a built in fail-safe to cut down on officer shootings and shit. And knowing that, I'd want something with a faster trigger. I'd wanna pop off 10 to 15 rounds in the time it takes their Glock to do six. I'd go with a 1911. A-1, hands down.
Hipster: Damn. You're going to fuck shit up in the Army, ain't you?
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Roweena: Finally someone who can speak Navajo! I tell you, beautiful girls are a dime a dozen, but the women in this calendar must represent us. And if they can't even speak their own language, how can they call themselves Dine? [to Felixia]
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Copenhagen: My name's Copenhagen and this here is my associate, Leroy Leroy.
Nizhoni Smiles: Leroy Leroy?
Copenhagen: That's right. Know why his mama named him that?
Nizhoni Smiles: Um... No, why?
Copenhagen: Because nobody knows his daddy's last name.
Leroy Leroy: Hey, hey. You know why his mama named him Copenhagen?
Nizhoni Smiles: Um, maybe because she was from Denmark?
Leroy Leroy: Huh?
Nizhoni Smiles: Oh, never mind.
Leroy Leroy: Because the only thing his daddy left behind was a can of chewing tobacco.
Nizhoni Smiles: Leroy Leroy?
Copenhagen: That's right. Know why his mama named him that?
Nizhoni Smiles: Um... No, why?
Copenhagen: Because nobody knows his daddy's last name.
Leroy Leroy: Hey, hey. You know why his mama named him Copenhagen?
Nizhoni Smiles: Um, maybe because she was from Denmark?
Leroy Leroy: Huh?
Nizhoni Smiles: Oh, never mind.
Leroy Leroy: Because the only thing his daddy left behind was a can of chewing tobacco.
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Nizhoni Smiles: But do you mind signing this for me?
Copenhagen: Ah... I only sign checks! What is that? It's not like a treaty is it!
Copenhagen: Ah... I only sign checks! What is that? It's not like a treaty is it!
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Eugene: Where did you get him? He is cute. [referring to Sick Boy]
Felixia: Well, he doesn't know, okay?
Eugene: What, that you want to sword fight?
Felixia: Well, he doesn't know, okay?
Eugene: What, that you want to sword fight?
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Nizhoni Smiles: Do you ever have Deja vu?
Copenhagen: I don't speak Spanish!
Copenhagen: I don't speak Spanish!
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Luther SickBoy Maryboy: When I was growing up, I used to think that being a drunk was just a part of life everyone went through.
Felixia: What do you mean?
Luther SickBoy Maryboy: I mean, first you were a kid, and then you hit puberty, then you became a drunk. And if you made it, you became an adult. So... here's to becoming adults and shit, and getting the fuck out of here.
Felixia: Ditto.
Felixia: What do you mean?
Luther SickBoy Maryboy: I mean, first you were a kid, and then you hit puberty, then you became a drunk. And if you made it, you became an adult. So... here's to becoming adults and shit, and getting the fuck out of here.
Felixia: Ditto.
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Harmon, John: First, a warrior must know how to fight for, protect those who cannot defend themselves. Army taught me this well. Learn how to fight, shoot, how to survive. But anybody can fight. It's the second part that's the hardest.
Luther SickBoy Maryboy: What's that?
Harmon, John: I say the mark of a true warrior is one who knows when to retreat.
Luther SickBoy Maryboy: What's that?
Harmon, John: I say the mark of a true warrior is one who knows when to retreat.
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Eugene: You're seriously going to New York?
Felixia: Well, he already emailed me my plane ticket. It's first class. [referring to a client]
Eugene: But what if something goes wrong? It's not like I could drive out and pick you up.
Felixia: I don't care, I got to do this. I think he'll like blonde.
Eugene: Honestly girl, natural has always been the best look for you.
Felixia: Well, he already emailed me my plane ticket. It's first class. [referring to a client]
Eugene: But what if something goes wrong? It's not like I could drive out and pick you up.
Felixia: I don't care, I got to do this. I think he'll like blonde.
Eugene: Honestly girl, natural has always been the best look for you.
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Julius: Now remember, the only way to get shit is to go out and take it, but you can't be afraid. You got to be willing to put yourself in harm's way.
Luther SickBoy Maryboy: Like a soldier.
Julius: No, fuck soldiers, man. Soldiers are for the Army. Soldiers take orders, they do what someone else tells them to do. You and me, us... we're warriors. [planning a robbery]
Luther SickBoy Maryboy: Like a soldier.
Julius: No, fuck soldiers, man. Soldiers are for the Army. Soldiers take orders, they do what someone else tells them to do. You and me, us... we're warriors. [planning a robbery]
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Nizhoni Smiles: Maybe my family is a bunch of drunks, but I will be the one to judge that. Me!
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Harmon, John: I know you, you're struggling with acceptance. This world can be cold and hard on our people. But you must always remember, wherever you go, whatever you choose to do, you'll always have a home here, this place, for you. [to Felixia]
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Harmon, John: Oh, the eagle coming to visit us. You know what that means?
Nizhoni Smiles: No, what?
Harmon, John: It's a sign of good things to happen.
Nizhoni Smiles: No, what?
Harmon, John: It's a sign of good things to happen.
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