DuckTales Quotes

Genie: (after turning Webby's stuffed animals into living beings) Eh, eh, eh, cookies, anyone? Whoa! Feeding frenzy!

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Mrs. Beakley: If there's anything I hate more than elephants in the house, it's rats! Here ratty, ratty, come to nanny... (sees the living toys coming her way) Ahhhh! This isn't a house, it's a zoo!

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Genie: Wish them back, please!
Webby: I can't; that was my last wish!
Genie: Oh, I wish you hadn't have said that.

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Duckworth: Oh dear, Launchpad isn't answering. He must be on his way. Won't you go, sir?
Scrooge: Aye, to work! Tell Launchpad he can take you to the ball.

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Scrooge: (trying to catch his top hat, landed on top of the living toys) Since when does a hat have a mind of its own?

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Duckworth: (as the toy inside Scrooge's hat zips around, taking Scrooge with it) Hold onto your hat, sir!

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Dijon: Poor nosey!

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Scrooge: Blow me bagpipes! He's a genie!
Mrs. Beakley: Does his mother know about this?

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Scrooge: Heavenly heather! The genie in the magic lamp! The fortunes I could own! I could have the world's biggest diamond! No! The world's biggest diamond mine! No-no! All the diamond mines! No! The entire mining industry! Yes, yes, yes...! I can see that this is going to take some careful thought.

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Duckworth: It's your ride, sir. Or should I say, my ride?

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Genie: Music, food, guacamole! It's a party! Ha ha! Gotta boogie! Gotta bingo! I gotta get out of this lamp. Oh, please, please, please.
Scrooge: Can you keep quiet at all?
Genie: If you let me out, I'll be as quiet as a mouse, and just as small.
Scrooge: Oh, all right, all right. (lets Genie out)
Genie: Hey, look at us! A couple of single guys out on the town.
Scrooge: Guess again. (puts Genie in a shrub)
Genie: Hey!
Scrooge: You can watch the ball from here. Otherwise, you go back in the lamp.
Genie: But what if I win the door prize?

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Dijon: Master, all this flip-flapping-- maybe we take the bus back?

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Scrooge: (as Merlock smashes a hole in the door) He's got a bear?
Genie: HE IS THE BEAR!

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(Scrooge and the Genie are both stuck in the lamp.)
Genie: I don't hear anything; I think they're gone.
Scrooge: Where are we?
Genie: Well, it's not exactly the Ritz.
Scrooge: Not the lamp?
Genie: Sorry about the smell. You get used to it after a couple hundred years. Could you move your elbow, please?
Scrooge: GET ME OUT OF HERE!
Genie: (does so) Do you have to yell at me all the time?
Scrooge: Hmph. I wouldn't be in this mess if it weren't for you. Thanks to you, I've got a crazy animal act on my tail!

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Genie: That's right, blame the genie. It's not my fault Merlock's after me. I didn't ask to be Mr. Popular. All I want is a life of my own, like your nephews. With my own bike, a stack of comic books, a sled... maybe some ski equipment, a CD player, my own home video entertainment system-
Scrooge: All right, all right!

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Scrooge: I've got to get you to my vault; it's the only safe place. Time to go back!
Genie: B-b-but you saw what a dump it is.
Scrooge: Sorry Genie, but the party's over.

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Scrooge: Don't bother landing! I don't have time for any more disasters!

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(Scrooge rushes into the money bin and shockingly finds Genie serving Dijon.)
Dijon: Good morning, Scrooge sir.
Scrooge: What's going on?!
Dijon: At the urging of my Genie, I have decided to seek my fortune.
Genie: I-I never thought he'd wish for your fortune, Mr. McDuck, I swear!
Scrooge: But th-the lamp? (looks at the lamp he's holding, which pours gravy on him) Gravy?
Dijon: (holds up the real lamp) That's right! I get the loot, you get the boot!

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Scrooge: (being arrested by his own bin's security guards) Well, you can forget about this year's Christmas bonus!

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Huey: Dijon has everything - the mansion, the factories...
Duckworth: Even your spat collection, sir.

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Dijon: Everything smells more delicious when you're rich - even me!

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Genie: (changed into a real boy) Now I can do all the things real boys do - run through fields! Play catch! Roll over! Wait, that's a dog.

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