Dylan Moran: Yeah, Yeah Quote

Dylan Moran: Some people have a sexual crisis in their 30s! How would you *not* know if you were a gay man in your 30s? It's very simple; if you get to your 30s and you still take a small size in trousers - you're a gay person! All straight men are covered in excess fat - *all* of them! Because they're pregnant with unused desire and resentment. That's why you see them hanging around barbecues eating hamburgers they don't need! They say, 'She won't make love to me anymore... numnum numnum.' Maybe it's because you're depressing and overweight. 'Shut up! You hate me as well... numnum numnum.' There's a butterfly. 'Grill it!' Men express themselves through grilling.

Movie: Dylan Moran: Yeah, Yeah

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