Dylan Moran: Yeah, Yeah Quote
Dylan Moran: What does anyone believe anymore? And belief itself is treated with disgust. Belief is now regarded as a kind of fat, marbling the brain. Who here believes in organized religion? Who doesn't? You see, people in the West don't believe in anything - and we're proud of it! 'What do you believe in?' 'Nothing! Nothing!' 'What did you have for lunch?' 'I don't fucking believe you!' We don't believe in anything. We treat religion with contempt! Faith and all that - rubbish! What are you, a child? Believing in this: you do good and, you know, you die and get a biscuit? What are you, a fucking idiot? Pfffpppt. What's wrong with you? We don't believe in anything, because we know about Science! Believe in Science; that's the only thing we know about. The atoms and quarks and... things. We don't understand it! Any of it! But that's the case! So that's... totally different to having a faith... isn't it? Y'know that they've mapped out 5 of the universe? 5. I mean, in *any* other job description that'd be pretty poor, wouldn't it? 'Have you built that wall in my garden?' 'I've done 5.' 'You can fuck off.' I don't believe in God, of course I don't - or religion. I go along with Science like everybody else. But I don't understand *any* of it. So, I have to rely on television programs to explain it to me. Y'know, things like; Brian Cox. Doctor Goodlooking. A lot of women became very interested in the universe recently; I noticed. People would be talking and they'd go, 'Shut Up! The Universe is on! Fuck off, it's The Universe. Very important. You, uhh, need to know this stuff.' Cause he would come on and go, 'Hello. Look... look at the nebula. Look, isn't it beautiful? It's made up of millions and millions of years of things you don't understand. The white light comes out of the dark matter, and goes into the green lounge area. It's beautiful.' And all the women who're watching this going, 'It is. Yeah, it's lovely. Go on, walk around some more pretty boy. Go
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