Eastbound and Down Quote

Ashley: They're [the female salespeople] my closers, and they help people who are slightly hesitant to buy cars. So if you happen to be a man, Ashley over there will suck your dick.
[Kenny exhales sharply]
Kenny: I like how you work.
Ashley: And if you happen to be a woman, Scott over there will finger you with his penis.

TV Show: Eastbound and Down

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