Eating Out: Drama Camp Quotes
Roger: I look like Ricky Martin's asshole.
Zack: You need a lot more blood for that.
Zack: You need a lot more blood for that.
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Aunt Helen: Well, it's not like I haven't corked my onion in here before.
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Dick Dickey: You didn't think you were gonna get by with nothing but talent and moxie, did you?
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Dick Dickey: No one ever gave ME a handout. Hm. Paid my dues tracking down deadbeat cancer survivors with unpaid medical bills. Sold my hair, my blood, my semen - anything to scrape together enough money to build Dick Dickie's Drama Camp.
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Casey: I can't shit in public toilets.
Lilly: Seems ya got a long summer for YOU.
Lilly: Seems ya got a long summer for YOU.
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Zack: If y'all wanna talk about bitches and guns and football, I can feel it, yo.
Jason: I'm straight, not brain-dead.
Jason: I'm straight, not brain-dead.
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Benji: Just because you're gay, it doesn't mean you should be hating on women.
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Dick Dickey: You will never be an actor. Yeah, that's what they said to me and Donnie Kindle. It was career day at first grade. They said, Be a fireman, or a policeman - something more realistic and meaningful. Well, Donnie Kindle listened to their advice; he gave up on his dream and he became a cop. Last month I went to his memorial service after he got shot in the face! Now, not everyone here is going to become a star, or open his own drama camp, but I will tell you this: If you give up on your dreams, even if you don't end up with a face full of metal, you may as well be dead!
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Dick Dickey: I don't like sycophants.
Genevieve: I'm just a serious actress.
Dick Dickey: I'll be the judge of that.
Genevieve: I'm just a serious actress.
Dick Dickey: I'll be the judge of that.
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Casey: God, I think you just scared a fart out of me.
Penny: I get that a lot.
Penny: I get that a lot.
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Dick Dickey: Penny! Someone crapped in the urinal! Take care of it!
Penny: Right away! Duty calls. Get it? Duty. How do I come up with these things?
Penny: Right away! Duty calls. Get it? Duty. How do I come up with these things?
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Beau: Wow, Casey, you're like the cutest red-head I've ever seen.
Casey: Thanks, but, um, I... I'm-I'm blonde.
Beau: Oh, whatever it is, you're smokin'.
Casey: Thanks, but, um, I... I'm-I'm blonde.
Beau: Oh, whatever it is, you're smokin'.
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Jason: Why are you telling everyone you're straight?
Benji: Because I am.
Jason: Come on. Ray Charles can see you lookin' at that ass like it was Sea Biscuit.
Benji: Because I am.
Jason: Come on. Ray Charles can see you lookin' at that ass like it was Sea Biscuit.
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Jason: Aren't they pretty? You know, those are actually weeds.
Lilly: Does knowing that make them any less pretty?
Lilly: Does knowing that make them any less pretty?
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Penny: Why would anyone pretend to be straight these days? I thought Neil Patrick Harris changed all that.
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Genevieve: [interrupting Lilly's audition]Hi. Um, director guy, you DO realize what you just saw was a man auditioning for the role of a woman?
Lilly: Are you here for the role of a bitch who's about to get punched.
Lilly: Are you here for the role of a bitch who's about to get punched.
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Dick Dickey: Now, as much as I abhor sex, there's nothing I enjoy more than the tender caress of a kissing scene. As an actor you must be prepared to make out with anyone or anything at any given moment. It's a secret I learned in Hollywood on the Internet. Ah! Can I get a volunteer?
Genevieve: I'll kiss you, Dick.
Genevieve: I'll kiss you, Dick.
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Penny: I read a scientific study once. To see if a guy's gay, they got him to look at a hot naked man and checked if he had a boner.
Casey: They did a study on that?
Penny: Yeah.
Casey: They did a study on that?
Penny: Yeah.
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Zack: You've ever had to kiss a guy before?
Benji: How bad could it be?
Benji: How bad could it be?
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Zack: He has his name sewn into his underwear. There's nothing to be jealous about.
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Dick Dickey: [over loudspeakers]Today's forecast: Sunny with 100 chance of drama. Competition's near, so remember - second place just means you're the best at losing.
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