Eating Out: The Open Weekend Quotes
Congressman Piel: Can I come? Just kidding. I'm a Republican Congressman. Can you imagine if that got out?
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Casey: I can't believe you had a threesome before brunch!
Peter: Oh my God, a gay guy's acting slutty. Call TMZ!
Peter: Oh my God, a gay guy's acting slutty. Call TMZ!
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Lilly: Normally I would never fight with another woman over a man, but, fuck it, I'm bored.
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Lilly: Tons of women get dragged here by gay friends who dump them for poppers and handjobs.
Zack: Um, I'm right here.
Lilly: Yeah, but your brain isn't. It's in Benji's pants or Casey's ass or some shit like that.
Zack: Um, I'm right here.
Lilly: Yeah, but your brain isn't. It's in Benji's pants or Casey's ass or some shit like that.
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Peter: I'm just not the boyfriend type.
Casey: Oh. I'm definitely the boyfriend type.
Peter: That's part of what makes you so hot... and why I haven't tried to go to naked town with you. I respect you.
Casey: That's really sweet, but... um... I'd love to be disrespected right now.
Casey: Oh. I'm definitely the boyfriend type.
Peter: That's part of what makes you so hot... and why I haven't tried to go to naked town with you. I respect you.
Casey: That's really sweet, but... um... I'd love to be disrespected right now.
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Hotel Clerk: If you're gonna cry like Baby Jesus, I can put you out back in the manger.
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Penny: Here it's like I'm on a safari watching lions and gazelles tear each other up in a frenzy of flesh and spermicidal lubricant.
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Lilly: Are you flirting with me?
Luis: Should I stop?
Lilly: Only if it doesn't work.
Luis: Should I stop?
Lilly: Only if it doesn't work.
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Casey: You can almost see the crabs leaping from one torso to the other.
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Casey: Who's George Michael?
Jerry: Think Adam Lambert but with plastic surgery and success.
Jerry: Think Adam Lambert but with plastic surgery and success.
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Peter: You know you cock-blocked me and you weren't even in the room?
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Lilly: Apparently, you can't have a wedding without three nights of orgies.
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Zack: First comes love, then comes marriage - but they never warn you about the three-ways in between.
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Peter: [checking through a dating website with Benji]I forgot how much I love ordering in.
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Penny: [activating her Harry Potter vibrator]Mm. Time for some Quidditch.
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Lilly: Let's go put that sexy bastard in his place.
Penny: You've got balls.
Lilly: That's not funny.
Penny: You've got balls.
Lilly: That's not funny.
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Penny: He's butt-naked and circumcised.
Lilly: Congratulations, you can read.
Lilly: Congratulations, you can read.
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Peter: You're awful frisky for a jilted groom. Hey, it sucks to break up, but that's why they invented rebounds.
Benji: Rebounds are my specialty... and three-ways. Those are my specialty.
Benji: Rebounds are my specialty... and three-ways. Those are my specialty.
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