Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy Quote

[Edd returns to the Cul-de-Sac, exhausted from escaping Ed and Eddy]
Edd: Tired, so tired. [Edd collapses onto the pavement] I can't go on. [Edd sees Eddy's house] Oh, so close. [Edd gets back up] I must! I will! I shall! [Edd makes it to the door and raises his voice toward Ed and Eddy] I COMMEND YOUR EFFORTS, GENTLEMEN! BUT AS ALWAYS, THE SANCTUM OF EDUCATION CHAMPIONS THE DAY!
[Edd is about to knock on the door, but Ed and Eddy bust the door open from the other side]
Eddy: Who's the smart guy, now, huh?! [Eddy snatches Edd's satchel for the report cards, but can't find them] What the...?! Where did the report cards go?!
[A bugle is then heard, and it's the Urban Rangers]
Jimmy: Congratulations, Ranger Rolf, on your task well complete. It is an honor I present to you the "Report Card Delivery" Badge!
[Jimmy awards the badge to Rolf]
Rolf: Yes, thank you, very good, thank you, thank you. [Rolf looks to the sky, giving the Urban Ranger salute] Rolf is pleased!
Eddy: Our report cards?
Edd: Oh, honestly, I feel sick about all this, but when the principal chose me for this responsibility, I had no other recourse but to accept, and to save you being upset for your own good.
[Eddy is about to get his hands on Edd, only to be caught by his father]
Eddy: Dad!?! Wait! Err, the grades are in Greek this year. I'll be good. I SWEAR!!
[Ed, sat in a puddle of his own tears, is then caught by the ear by his mother]
Ed: Uh-oh. [tearful] No AUNTIE for Ed. MOMMY! NO AUNTIE FOR ED!!
Edd[picking up his bag]: Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. I suppose some lessons just have to be learned the hard way.
[Edd is stopped in his tracks by Kevin, who has his broken bike with him]
Kevin: Ain't that the

TV Show: Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy

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