Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy Quotes
Eddy: [to Edd about journalism] Yeah, right. I'd rather wear Ed's underwear for a week.
Ed: Not today Eddy. 'Cause I'm flyin' SOLO!
Edd: Are you ready to take that first step into the exciting world of journalism?
Ed: As long as I don't get any on my shoes, Double D! My mom has new carpets.
Ed: Not today Eddy. 'Cause I'm flyin' SOLO!
Edd: Are you ready to take that first step into the exciting world of journalism?
Ed: As long as I don't get any on my shoes, Double D! My mom has new carpets.
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Nazz: [holding a paper to Sarah] I Know, it Was you haven't to Bobby Blabby with the Hairy Leg Story, monkey-face!
Sarah: [shocked to Nazz, after record scratches squeeks] WHAT'D YOU CALL ME?!
Sarah: [shocked to Nazz, after record scratches squeeks] WHAT'D YOU CALL ME?!
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Edd: (nervous) I have no idea what you're talking about!
Kevin: (hands the newspaper) Who wrote this stuff?
Edd: [looking at the paper]: Miniature aliens? hairy legs? Lost cities and Spandex bicycle shorts? Who indeed is Bobby Blabby? [Eddy attempts to sneak off with the money] Eddy? Care to explain?
Eddy[nervous]: Uhh... Couldn't tell ya. That guy's a jer- [The coins fall off Eddy's head]
Ed: You dropped your money, Bippy Boo-boo!
Eddy: IT'S BOBBY BLABBY!! GET IT RIGHT!! [Eddy puts his hands against his mouth, realising he has said the wrong thing] Ooops.
Kevin: (hands the newspaper) Who wrote this stuff?
Edd: [looking at the paper]: Miniature aliens? hairy legs? Lost cities and Spandex bicycle shorts? Who indeed is Bobby Blabby? [Eddy attempts to sneak off with the money] Eddy? Care to explain?
Eddy[nervous]: Uhh... Couldn't tell ya. That guy's a jer- [The coins fall off Eddy's head]
Ed: You dropped your money, Bippy Boo-boo!
Eddy: IT'S BOBBY BLABBY!! GET IT RIGHT!! [Eddy puts his hands against his mouth, realising he has said the wrong thing] Ooops.
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[As a joke on Kevin, Ed and Eddy announce a booster shot for the school. Upon hearing this and seeing some of Eddy's mind games, Kevin collapses]
Jimmy: KEVIN FAINTED!!
Nazz[to Kevin]: Dude, are you okay?
Jimmy: KEVIN FAINTED!!
Nazz[to Kevin]: Dude, are you okay?
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[Edd has just finished reorganising the files, only to end up bumping into Jonny]
Jonny[pulling his pants down]: Me and Plank are next, nurse assistant Double-D.
Edd: Jonny, make yourself decent, man!
Jonny[pulling his pants down]: Me and Plank are next, nurse assistant Double-D.
Edd: Jonny, make yourself decent, man!
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[Ed has brought Eddy over to the medical room for a booster shot]
Eddy: Hey! Let me go!! Untie me!
Ed: I found him the science cupboard pretending to be a stuffed beaver, Double-D!
Edd: The nurse thanks you, Eddy.
Eddy: Oh Yeah?! What for?
Edd: For helping Kevin conquer his fear of needles by allowing him to witness the safe and easy administration of a real booster shot.
[Eddy sees the nurse getting the needle ready, and soon has the fear of them himself]
Eddy: Oh no you don't!! Not me!!
[Eddy tries to run away, only to be caught by Ed]
Ed: Worry not, little man. Because you get to have a lollypop after.
Eddy: Mommy.
[Ed drags Eddy into the medical room]
Kevin: Sweet.
Eddy[whilst hesitantly getting his arm out for the nurse]: But... No! Don't do it!! I'M TOO YOUNG!!!
Ed: NEEDLE!?!
[Ed runs out of the medical room, but comes back to pick up his lollypop]
Eddy: I HATE NEEDLES!!
[Kevin is heard laughing whilst Ed walks off with his lollypop in his mouth]
Eddy: Hey! Let me go!! Untie me!
Ed: I found him the science cupboard pretending to be a stuffed beaver, Double-D!
Edd: The nurse thanks you, Eddy.
Eddy: Oh Yeah?! What for?
Edd: For helping Kevin conquer his fear of needles by allowing him to witness the safe and easy administration of a real booster shot.
[Eddy sees the nurse getting the needle ready, and soon has the fear of them himself]
Eddy: Oh no you don't!! Not me!!
[Eddy tries to run away, only to be caught by Ed]
Ed: Worry not, little man. Because you get to have a lollypop after.
Eddy: Mommy.
[Ed drags Eddy into the medical room]
Kevin: Sweet.
Eddy[whilst hesitantly getting his arm out for the nurse]: But... No! Don't do it!! I'M TOO YOUNG!!!
Ed: NEEDLE!?!
[Ed runs out of the medical room, but comes back to pick up his lollypop]
Eddy: I HATE NEEDLES!!
[Kevin is heard laughing whilst Ed walks off with his lollypop in his mouth]
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Eddy[after learning that he's lost by default]: ONE LOUSY SECOND!?!?!?!?
Ed: The little baby boo hoo bagde! See, it has a little ratle.
Ed: The little baby boo hoo bagde! See, it has a little ratle.
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Edd[attempting to cheer everyone up at the loss of the game]: It's not how you win or lose, it's how you play the game![quietly]As it may...
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[Sarah has just noticed Rolf emptying meat out of his locker, but causes her to bump into Eddy]
Sarah: WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, FISHFACE!
[Eddy is just about to yell at Sarah, but soon remembers his role in the bet. Kevin and Rolf take notice]
Rolf: Hello.
Eddy[to Sarah]: Ahem. Nice try, windbag.
Sarah: WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, FISHFACE!
[Eddy is just about to yell at Sarah, but soon remembers his role in the bet. Kevin and Rolf take notice]
Rolf: Hello.
Eddy[to Sarah]: Ahem. Nice try, windbag.
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Ed: [Sucking on the cafeteria table. He isn't allowed to eat gravy because of the bet made on him]. Table kinda tastes like gravy...
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Edd: Irony, Eddy. Try looking that up in the dictionary.
[Eddy is almost left speechless from what Edd has just said. However, this results in him getting a bucket of butterscotch pudding from the cafeteria]
Eddy: Oh yeah? Well, I've got an entire bucket of butterscoth pudding [writes down Ed's name in butterscotch pudding] with Ed's name on it!! How's that for ironing?!
[Knowing that he's allergic to butterscotch pudding, Ed makes a run for it alongside Edd. Despite slipping on some of it, Eddy still gives chase]
[Eddy is almost left speechless from what Edd has just said. However, this results in him getting a bucket of butterscotch pudding from the cafeteria]
Eddy: Oh yeah? Well, I've got an entire bucket of butterscoth pudding [writes down Ed's name in butterscotch pudding] with Ed's name on it!! How's that for ironing?!
[Knowing that he's allergic to butterscotch pudding, Ed makes a run for it alongside Edd. Despite slipping on some of it, Eddy still gives chase]
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Eddy is trying to goad Edd into losing his bet of not using multi-syllable words
Eddy: (leafing through a dictionary, reading aloud) Let's see here... Con-she-enn-shus?.... what kinda bunk word is that...?"
(Edd is shown, obviously struggling fiercely not to correct Eddy's pronunciation. Eddy marks up the dictionary, further tormenting Edd)
Eddy: Ohhhh... here's another one... temper-a-mental.....
(Edd tugs down his cap, frantic with indignation and losing his composure)
Eddy: (scratching out the definition) I dunno about you, but that's just plain stupid!
Edd: STOP!!!!!! (snatches the dictionary away, holds it protectively. )
Edd: I will not tolerate your singlehanded annihilation of The English Language for your own monetary gain, Eddy!
(Edd pauses in horror, realizing he just lost his bet. Eddy just grins, as if it were too easy.)
Eddy: (leafing through a dictionary, reading aloud) Let's see here... Con-she-enn-shus?.... what kinda bunk word is that...?"
(Edd is shown, obviously struggling fiercely not to correct Eddy's pronunciation. Eddy marks up the dictionary, further tormenting Edd)
Eddy: Ohhhh... here's another one... temper-a-mental.....
(Edd tugs down his cap, frantic with indignation and losing his composure)
Eddy: (scratching out the definition) I dunno about you, but that's just plain stupid!
Edd: STOP!!!!!! (snatches the dictionary away, holds it protectively. )
Edd: I will not tolerate your singlehanded annihilation of The English Language for your own monetary gain, Eddy!
(Edd pauses in horror, realizing he just lost his bet. Eddy just grins, as if it were too easy.)
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Ed: Don't touch that dial, kids!
Edd: Good Afternoon, Peach Creek Jr. High. This is your principal speaking with a very important announcement. All copies of student Eddy's photographs are to be returned to him immediately. This will leave to comply a well-warned detention for the rest of the semester. Thank You.
Kevin: Bummer.
Eddy: You heard the man.
Edd: Did I just do that? I did, didn't I? I just impersonated the Principal! Made false declarations in his name! Ohhh what have I done?"
Edd: Good Afternoon, Peach Creek Jr. High. This is your principal speaking with a very important announcement. All copies of student Eddy's photographs are to be returned to him immediately. This will leave to comply a well-warned detention for the rest of the semester. Thank You.
Kevin: Bummer.
Eddy: You heard the man.
Edd: Did I just do that? I did, didn't I? I just impersonated the Principal! Made false declarations in his name! Ohhh what have I done?"
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Ed[talking to his egg, Double G]: So, little Double G. Seeing as my old pal Double D is now a nasty MacDuster Knuckles, you are going to be my new friend. What would you like to do today? [Ed peers closely at the egg and appears to listen for a reply. Ed carries on, imitating Edd's voice] I, Double G, am gentle unlike that evil Double D you speak of. Shall we talk about fossils and dish soap? [Ed goes back to his normal voice in a tearful manner] Double D used to talk about dish soap, all the time.
[Ed completely breaks down until he's carried by Eddy]
[Ed completely breaks down until he's carried by Eddy]
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[the school gets destroyed on its own]
Ed: [over the bushes] NO SCHOOL TOMORROW!
Edd: It seems I did learn something from your brother's book, Eddy. After all, I did get to dance with Nazz.
Ed: And I got Wilfred's phone number, guys.
Eddy: You're an idiot, Ed.
Ed: [over the bushes] NO SCHOOL TOMORROW!
Edd: It seems I did learn something from your brother's book, Eddy. After all, I did get to dance with Nazz.
Ed: And I got Wilfred's phone number, guys.
Eddy: You're an idiot, Ed.
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[Edd is shy with the mannequin; Eddy plays a song on the record]
Eddy: She's waiting.
Ed: Squish the eyeball, Double D! [squeezes his eye]
["Dreaming of You" plays while Double D tries to ask the mannequin]
Edd: [whimpers] I can't stand rejection! [collapses to the ground]
Eddy: She's waiting.
Ed: Squish the eyeball, Double D! [squeezes his eye]
["Dreaming of You" plays while Double D tries to ask the mannequin]
Edd: [whimpers] I can't stand rejection! [collapses to the ground]
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Sarah: Come on, Jimmy!
[pause]
Nazz: Let him have it, dudes!
Jimmy: Snowball Ambush!
[pause]
Nazz: Let him have it, dudes!
Jimmy: Snowball Ambush!
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Jimmy[frightfully]: Winter scares me.
Sarah[joyfully]: Winter time's fun, Jimmy!
Sarah[joyfully]: Winter time's fun, Jimmy!
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Ed: [exhales] Smooooke! [inhales] I am Habachi Man! Beware my breath of charcoal doom!
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