Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy Quotes
[The Eds find out that the kids are all walking on stilts]
Sarah[To Ed]: They're stilts, Mr. Know-Nothing!!
Sarah[To Ed]: They're stilts, Mr. Know-Nothing!!
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Ed: How am I doing. Eddy? Er, where's Eddy, Double-D?
[Ed falls into a puddle]
Edd: Stuck to your foot like an old gum wrapper.
[Ed falls into a puddle]
Edd: Stuck to your foot like an old gum wrapper.
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[Eddy is trying be a good neighbor, even though it's Sarah, who is trying his patience]
Eddy: (Trying to stay calm) Excuse Me, neighbor...
Sarah: Oh, is baby gonna cry? Does baby want his bottle?
Eddy: (infuriated) SHUT UP, SARAH!!
Rolf: Eddy! No wee roach! No urban ranger! No badge!
Eddy: How 'bout another chance?
Eddy: (Trying to stay calm) Excuse Me, neighbor...
Sarah: Oh, is baby gonna cry? Does baby want his bottle?
Eddy: (infuriated) SHUT UP, SARAH!!
Rolf: Eddy! No wee roach! No urban ranger! No badge!
Eddy: How 'bout another chance?
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Edd: Oh, dear. An intruder, eating all the food out of my refrigerator - in bare feet - so unsanitary!
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Edd: Eddy, Ed is showing strange symptoms. I'm concerned.
Eddy: I've been concerned about Ed since the first day I met him.
Eddy: I've been concerned about Ed since the first day I met him.
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[Ed has just walked through Edd's screen door]
Edd: Ed, the screen door!
Ed: Let's watch it.
Edd: Ed, the screen door!
Ed: Let's watch it.
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Ed: Captain Eddy says to take their dough.
(Jimmy and Jonny start to pay)
Jonny: Nice hat, Ed!
(Ed throws paper and confettis all over)
Ed: Captain Eddy says only two suckers at a time.
(Jimmy and Jonny start to pay)
Jonny: Nice hat, Ed!
(Ed throws paper and confettis all over)
Ed: Captain Eddy says only two suckers at a time.
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[Ed is playing with some socks, as if they were dinosaur puppets]
Eddy: Ed, pay attention! Here I see the ninth hole with a jump over the water and a spiral twist to the hole! Now, where to put the car rentals. Hm-m-m-m-m-m-m-m.
Ed[Still playing with his socks]: Devour, stinky sock. Blab, blab, blab, blab.
Eddy[To Ed]: Gimme those socks!
Ed: Hmm? [rasps at Eddy]
Eddy: Why, you--!
[Ed and Eddy fight with each other whilst Edd is busy creating the mini-golf obstacle]
Edd: I think I've done it!
[They're still fighting]
Ed: Double D! Doughnut!
Eddy: Woah! [Drops down on the grass and grunts]
Ed: Can I lick the bowl, Double D?
[Edd plugs in the monster machine, causing it to activate and move its arms and jaws]
Edd: Voliá! The Eds' Miniature Golf Course is open for business!
Ed: Cool!
Eddy: Good work, Double D. The kids will line up for miles and we'll be independently secure. Let's break it in.
Edd: But Eddy-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y! [Eddy spins Edd like a tornado and spins out of sight]
[Eddy puts the golf ball on Ed's head and grabs a golf club]
Eddy: Whoa! [He tries to smack the ball but a piece of grass flies therefore the ball goes no distance. Eddy squeals. Ed's head is gone] Oh, no!
[Ed comes out of his own jacket]
Ed: My turn! (He sucks the ball in his mouth. Then he stands up, knocks Eddy to the ground and grabs the club. Ed spits the ball out and it stays in midair) A-puh! (He swings the club as if he was playing baseball. The club crashes the monster machine.) Fore!
Edd: All that hard work.
Eddy: What planet are you from?
Ed: [huging Eddy] I come in Peace Eddy.
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Eddy: Ed, pay attention! Here I see the ninth hole with a jump over the water and a spiral twist to the hole! Now, where to put the car rentals. Hm-m-m-m-m-m-m-m.
Ed[Still playing with his socks]: Devour, stinky sock. Blab, blab, blab, blab.
Eddy[To Ed]: Gimme those socks!
Ed: Hmm? [rasps at Eddy]
Eddy: Why, you--!
[Ed and Eddy fight with each other whilst Edd is busy creating the mini-golf obstacle]
Edd: I think I've done it!
[They're still fighting]
Ed: Double D! Doughnut!
Eddy: Woah! [Drops down on the grass and grunts]
Ed: Can I lick the bowl, Double D?
[Edd plugs in the monster machine, causing it to activate and move its arms and jaws]
Edd: Voliá! The Eds' Miniature Golf Course is open for business!
Ed: Cool!
Eddy: Good work, Double D. The kids will line up for miles and we'll be independently secure. Let's break it in.
Edd: But Eddy-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y! [Eddy spins Edd like a tornado and spins out of sight]
[Eddy puts the golf ball on Ed's head and grabs a golf club]
Eddy: Whoa! [He tries to smack the ball but a piece of grass flies therefore the ball goes no distance. Eddy squeals. Ed's head is gone] Oh, no!
[Ed comes out of his own jacket]
Ed: My turn! (He sucks the ball in his mouth. Then he stands up, knocks Eddy to the ground and grabs the club. Ed spits the ball out and it stays in midair) A-puh! (He swings the club as if he was playing baseball. The club crashes the monster machine.) Fore!
Edd: All that hard work.
Eddy: What planet are you from?
Ed: [huging Eddy] I come in Peace Eddy.
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[Ed has shoved the kids into Eddy's rocket car, except for Kevin, who has yet to go in]
Kevin: Touch me with that broom, and I'll tear off your eyebrow.
Kevin: Touch me with that broom, and I'll tear off your eyebrow.
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[The Eds' rocket car has taken a hairy ride down an obstacle course, leaving the Ed's in pain]
Ed: I think I swallowed a turtle.
Eddy: What country are we in?
Edd: We're home, Eddy. And we've broken everything but a record.
Ed: Can I wear a dress again? Haha!
Ed: I think I swallowed a turtle.
Eddy: What country are we in?
Edd: We're home, Eddy. And we've broken everything but a record.
Ed: Can I wear a dress again? Haha!
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Ed[staring at lava lamp]: Eddy, why does goo float?
Eddy: Hit the road!
[Ed eats his lava lamp]
Eddy: My lamp!
Ed: Eddy, why don't birds take a bus south for the winter?
Eddy: Hit the road!
[Ed eats his lava lamp]
Eddy: My lamp!
Ed: Eddy, why don't birds take a bus south for the winter?
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Ed: Hello, light. [opens refrigerator and closes it, he does this all night until morning]
Ed: Carrots are good for your eyes, can they dial a phone?
Eddy: Look; if you're gonna strain your peanut brain, think of something useful like how to get your face on a dollar bill.
Ed: Eddy, why is someone in the kitchen with Dinah?
Eddy: Uh, Double D up yet?
Ed: Carrots are good for your eyes, can they dial a phone?
Eddy: Look; if you're gonna strain your peanut brain, think of something useful like how to get your face on a dollar bill.
Ed: Eddy, why is someone in the kitchen with Dinah?
Eddy: Uh, Double D up yet?
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Ed: Look at me run! [slides into street to have his head under it, like a carpet] Home free!
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Jimmy: [After his outline is pulled off] Fate has dealt a cruel hand. Darn it! [He turns into liquid and is washed away into the sewer]
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Edd: Don't look now, but there's a cow floating overhead. I feel uncomfortable.
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Eddy: Double-D, we've learned into fortune!
Edd: Don't let the excitement spoil your grammar, Eddy.
Eddy: Look around us! We've gotta be rich!
Sarah: [pops out of a floating dollhouse] Everything's broken! Fix it now!
Eddy: Shut your mouth, Sarah! Or, better yet, get rid of it! [Eddy takes Sarah's mouth off] I love taking things apart. [Sarah's mouth bites Eddy's head] Get her off, Double D!
Edd: Not a chance!
Edd: Don't let the excitement spoil your grammar, Eddy.
Eddy: Look around us! We've gotta be rich!
Sarah: [pops out of a floating dollhouse] Everything's broken! Fix it now!
Eddy: Shut your mouth, Sarah! Or, better yet, get rid of it! [Eddy takes Sarah's mouth off] I love taking things apart. [Sarah's mouth bites Eddy's head] Get her off, Double D!
Edd: Not a chance!
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Edd: Did you eat the sun again, Eddy?
Ed: Can you guess what I'm doing?
Eddy: Get off my foot, Ed!
Edd: I think we're moving, Eddy.
[Zooms out showing that they're in the pupil of Kevin's eye]
Kevin: I can hear dorks, but I can't see dorks. Come on out and show yourselves! NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Ed: Can you guess what I'm doing?
Eddy: Get off my foot, Ed!
Edd: I think we're moving, Eddy.
[Zooms out showing that they're in the pupil of Kevin's eye]
Kevin: I can hear dorks, but I can't see dorks. Come on out and show yourselves! NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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Ed[Whilst picking up a cloud] Cotton gravy!
Edd: Careful, Ed! You don't know where that's been.
Ed: Oh, it's right here, Double-D!
Edd: Careful, Ed! You don't know where that's been.
Ed: Oh, it's right here, Double-D!
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[The Eds snap back to reality, with the kids all staring at them]
Kevin: What are you doing?
The Eds: Er... Nothing.
Kevin: Right, except for being...
Sarah: Dorks!
Kevin[to Sarah, mildly impressed]: Yeah!
Jimmy: Why Can't we all just get along?
Ed: (jumps on Jimmy) Jimmy, you got your line back! (Twist his head) Is it on wrong?
Sarah: (Picks Ed up) Ed, leave Jimmy alone!
Ed: Baby Sister! Take your mouth off again! (pulls Sarah's face)
Rolf: Big Ed has lost his marbles?
Kevin: What are you doing?
The Eds: Er... Nothing.
Kevin: Right, except for being...
Sarah: Dorks!
Kevin[to Sarah, mildly impressed]: Yeah!
Jimmy: Why Can't we all just get along?
Ed: (jumps on Jimmy) Jimmy, you got your line back! (Twist his head) Is it on wrong?
Sarah: (Picks Ed up) Ed, leave Jimmy alone!
Ed: Baby Sister! Take your mouth off again! (pulls Sarah's face)
Rolf: Big Ed has lost his marbles?
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[Jimmy discovers a doll at the door]
Jimmy: Look, Sarah! A talking doll!
[Jimmy pulls the string on the back]
Eddy'[to Ed]: Say something, stupid!
Ed: My head is snoring, make it stop!
[Jimmy screams]
Jimmy: Sarah! Boogeyman!
Jimmy: Look, Sarah! A talking doll!
[Jimmy pulls the string on the back]
Eddy'[to Ed]: Say something, stupid!
Ed: My head is snoring, make it stop!
[Jimmy screams]
Jimmy: Sarah! Boogeyman!
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[The Eds are playing in a junkyard]
Eddy: I'm the King of the castle, and you're a dirty--
Ed and Edd: Dog pile!
Eddy: I'm the King of the castle, and you're a dirty--
Ed and Edd: Dog pile!
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[The Eds find a box containing turkey basters]
Eddy: What we have here, is a squirt gun.
Edd: Please, a squirt gun.
Eddy: What, yeah, a Canadian squirt gun.
Ed: Canadians are weird!
Eddy: What we have here, is a squirt gun.
Edd: Please, a squirt gun.
Eddy: What, yeah, a Canadian squirt gun.
Ed: Canadians are weird!
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Ed: I smell like fresh cut spring flowers, spewn across a babbling brook with a hint of lemon.
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Ed: Not to mention a duck!
Edd & Eddy: Huh?
Ed: What?
Edd: Huh?
Ed: When?
Eddy: Uh--
Edd: Ed.
Ed: Why?
[Ed and Eddy stare at him]
Eddy: Okay, Jonny! Play ball!
Edd: Your turn, Jonny.
Jonny: Oh boy, Plank and I played this all the time! (once the ball has been thrown to Bob it bounces back to Jonny and gives him a mark in the forehead)
Edd & Eddy: Huh?
Ed: What?
Edd: Huh?
Ed: When?
Eddy: Uh--
Edd: Ed.
Ed: Why?
[Ed and Eddy stare at him]
Eddy: Okay, Jonny! Play ball!
Edd: Your turn, Jonny.
Jonny: Oh boy, Plank and I played this all the time! (once the ball has been thrown to Bob it bounces back to Jonny and gives him a mark in the forehead)
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Eddy: [Laughing] Bob spiked it!
Jonny: Did it leave a mark? I don't like Bob!
Jonny: Did it leave a mark? I don't like Bob!
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[Ed dances with a potted plant.]
Ed: What lovely weeds you have. (Pulls out the plant form the pot.) Oh, it's a wig! Sorry...
Ed: What lovely weeds you have. (Pulls out the plant form the pot.) Oh, it's a wig! Sorry...
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[Edd dances with a vase]
Edd: Dancing with a vase! Boy, have I reached an all time low.
Edd: Dancing with a vase! Boy, have I reached an all time low.
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