Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy Quotes
Eddy: Oh, Ed, (throws key from hook, which sticks to his finger) go get the key!
Ed: Table for two!
Ed: Table for two!
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Kankers: Here come the brides! [May gives out a wolf whistle]
Eddy: Kankers? Brides?
Edd: The Kankers tricked us!! It's a wedding, Eddy!!!
Ed: But I can't dance, Eddy!
Eddy: Kankers? Brides?
Edd: The Kankers tricked us!! It's a wedding, Eddy!!!
Ed: But I can't dance, Eddy!
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[The kids see the Eds have built a city]
Kevin: Hoo-rah! The dorks did something cool for once.
Kevin: Hoo-rah! The dorks did something cool for once.
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Eddy[pretending to drive a car]: What is this, a funeral?! Let's go, Grandma!
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[Ed and Eddy are dropping bird droppings (yogurt) on an unsuspecting Nazz and Edd. Ed lifts an anvil to drop on Nazz.)
Eddy[stunned]: Ed, you're gonna hurt somebody! This ain't a cartoon.
Eddy[stunned]: Ed, you're gonna hurt somebody! This ain't a cartoon.
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[Ed is smacking his face against some mud]
Ed: I'm a woodpecker. [continues to smack his face into the mud] Except with dirt.
Eddy: (out of the grass) Let's find some more signs! (runs off)
Ed: I'm a woodpecker. [continues to smack his face into the mud] Except with dirt.
Eddy: (out of the grass) Let's find some more signs! (runs off)
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Eddy: (Holds a 'Joy of Rules' book) Joy of Rules? Man Double D, get a life! (Holds up a fish)
Edd: Eddy, no!
(he smacks the fish on the book)
Edd: Okay! That's it! I'm gonna give you such a thrashing! [Edd's hat comes off, but we only see the hat, not his head]
Eddy: Geez Louise!
Ed: Cool.
Edd: [puts the hat back on and camera lowers to Double D] If you say one word to anyone, I'll never speak to you again!
Ed[wearing a skull on his head, tossing garbage from the wastebasket]: I am dead from the neck up!
Eddy: I'll just save it and use it for ammo when I need you, Double D.
Ed: Eddy is always a step ahead.
Edd: Eddy, no!
(he smacks the fish on the book)
Edd: Okay! That's it! I'm gonna give you such a thrashing! [Edd's hat comes off, but we only see the hat, not his head]
Eddy: Geez Louise!
Ed: Cool.
Edd: [puts the hat back on and camera lowers to Double D] If you say one word to anyone, I'll never speak to you again!
Ed[wearing a skull on his head, tossing garbage from the wastebasket]: I am dead from the neck up!
Eddy: I'll just save it and use it for ammo when I need you, Double D.
Ed: Eddy is always a step ahead.
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[The Eds are put in a suspended birdcage and look outside the window and try to get Rolf's and Johnny's attention with signs]
Eddy: Help!
Edd: Please assist!
Ed: Ketchup!
Eddy: Help!
Edd: Please assist!
Ed: Ketchup!
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Eddy: Now that's what I'm talking about!
Ed: [holding ant farm] Yum, like cheese?
Edd: No, Ed. Progress, not (sees Ed with ant farm) PROCESS! Put them down, Ed! You leave my ants alone! (Ed drops ant farm, releasing all of the ants; gasps)(wraps legs around Ed's neck) 5,239 ants, Ed! (squeezes Ed's neck tighter, causing him to choke) PICK THEM UP! PICK THEM UP!
Eddy: Slow down, Double D.
Ed: [raspy; to Double D] I'm...sorry.
Ed: [holding ant farm] Yum, like cheese?
Edd: No, Ed. Progress, not (sees Ed with ant farm) PROCESS! Put them down, Ed! You leave my ants alone! (Ed drops ant farm, releasing all of the ants; gasps)(wraps legs around Ed's neck) 5,239 ants, Ed! (squeezes Ed's neck tighter, causing him to choke) PICK THEM UP! PICK THEM UP!
Eddy: Slow down, Double D.
Ed: [raspy; to Double D] I'm...sorry.
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Edd: [lifting hat out of eyes] I cann't bear to look. Has Rolf-[sees Ed with tied support beam] IS THAT THE SUPPORT BEAM TO THE HOUSE?!
Ed: What's a support beam?
Edd: [house starts shaking] This has been quite a day.
Ed: What's a support beam?
Edd: [house starts shaking] This has been quite a day.
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[Jonny's house is destroyed after Ed broke a support beam]: [Insert the scene's context]
Kevin: You guys are in so much trouble!
Eddy: Tell me about it, I lost my money.
Kevin: You guys are in so much trouble!
Eddy: Tell me about it, I lost my money.
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[The Eds are in a shed, attempting to make Jonny the most annoying person in the cul-de-sac. Ed laughs as he pulls down a bed reminiscent of Frankenstein. Edd and Eddy look at Jonny, who's wearing a suit]
Edd: A suit, annoying? I spent two hours counter-balancing chains, and all you can come up with is a suit?
Eddy: It was the most annoying thing I could find.
Edd: My father wears a suit!
Eddy: Exactly.
[Ed glues a wooden block to Jonny's foot]
Ed: I glued a block of wood to Jonny's foot.
Edd: Ed, why did you glue a wooden block to Jonny's foot? Why these chains? And why the suit? Why Jonny?!
Eddy: Jonny, people like it when you say "WHY" ALL THE TIME!
(Edd gets an annoyed look)
Jonny: They do? Why? Why? Why? Why? (Eddy starts to laugh)
Ed: And people really like when you poke it on the head! (Starts poking Eddy) See? Eddy likes it!
Edd: A suit, annoying? I spent two hours counter-balancing chains, and all you can come up with is a suit?
Eddy: It was the most annoying thing I could find.
Edd: My father wears a suit!
Eddy: Exactly.
[Ed glues a wooden block to Jonny's foot]
Ed: I glued a block of wood to Jonny's foot.
Edd: Ed, why did you glue a wooden block to Jonny's foot? Why these chains? And why the suit? Why Jonny?!
Eddy: Jonny, people like it when you say "WHY" ALL THE TIME!
(Edd gets an annoyed look)
Jonny: They do? Why? Why? Why? Why? (Eddy starts to laugh)
Ed: And people really like when you poke it on the head! (Starts poking Eddy) See? Eddy likes it!
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[Jonny is seen hiding in a birdhouse]
Jonny: YEE HAW!!
Jimmy: Sarah, he's gonna scare the swallows.
Sarah: Jonny, get out of there!
Jonny: Why?
Sarah: Cause I said so.
Jonny: Why?
Sarah: Cause your bugging us!
Jonny: Why?
Sarah: CAUSE YOU'RE STUPID!
Jonny: Why?
Jimmy: Why won't he just go away?
Eddy: For a lousy quarter, let us get that Jonny out of that tree.
Sarah: Get lost, butthead!
Jimmy: But Sarah, think of the swallows.
Sarah: Oh brother!
[Jimmy pays the Eds]
Jimmy: Swallows are cute.
Jonny: YEE HAW!!
Jimmy: Sarah, he's gonna scare the swallows.
Sarah: Jonny, get out of there!
Jonny: Why?
Sarah: Cause I said so.
Jonny: Why?
Sarah: Cause your bugging us!
Jonny: Why?
Sarah: CAUSE YOU'RE STUPID!
Jonny: Why?
Jimmy: Why won't he just go away?
Eddy: For a lousy quarter, let us get that Jonny out of that tree.
Sarah: Get lost, butthead!
Jimmy: But Sarah, think of the swallows.
Sarah: Oh brother!
[Jimmy pays the Eds]
Jimmy: Swallows are cute.
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[Edd is trying to provoke Jonny down with a broom, in preparation of annoying Rolf]
Jonny: Poke, poke! [Jonny pulls on the broom Edd's using] Why? Why? Why? [Edd gets the broom out, but it's gnawed and without bristles] YEE HAW!
Jonny: Poke, poke! [Jonny pulls on the broom Edd's using] Why? Why? Why? [Edd gets the broom out, but it's gnawed and without bristles] YEE HAW!
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Edd[to Ed]: Theatrics do not forge good learning skills.
Eddy: Hey, do you mind? Mister I-Know-Everything-About-Nothing?!
Ed[to Edd]: "Shush!"
Eddy: Hey, do you mind? Mister I-Know-Everything-About-Nothing?!
Ed[to Edd]: "Shush!"
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Ed: Shh, My yeast is rising!"
Edd: Eddy, wait. I-I have a history with this game I- [gasps] What's that? Deep rooted images, Eddy. Like tentacles, strangulating every rational nerve. Oh, I'm reliving it, Eddy!
Eddy: [shows him the ball with bucktooth Double D drawn on it] But it's got your face on it, Double D!
Edd: Listen to me, Eddy. Eddy?! [Eddy readies himself to throw the ball] IT'S GYM CLASS ALL OVER AGAIN! [wails loudly]
Edd: Eddy, wait. I-I have a history with this game I- [gasps] What's that? Deep rooted images, Eddy. Like tentacles, strangulating every rational nerve. Oh, I'm reliving it, Eddy!
Eddy: [shows him the ball with bucktooth Double D drawn on it] But it's got your face on it, Double D!
Edd: Listen to me, Eddy. Eddy?! [Eddy readies himself to throw the ball] IT'S GYM CLASS ALL OVER AGAIN! [wails loudly]
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[Ed is seen standing on thin air]
Edd and Eddy: Come back, Ed!
Ed: I can jump it, guys!
Edd and Eddy: No, Ed!! [They pull him back before he could even jump]
Edd: Now what?
Eddy: I'm thinking, I'm thinking...
Ed: Can I think?
Edd and Eddy: NO!
Edd and Eddy: Come back, Ed!
Ed: I can jump it, guys!
Edd and Eddy: No, Ed!! [They pull him back before he could even jump]
Edd: Now what?
Eddy: I'm thinking, I'm thinking...
Ed: Can I think?
Edd and Eddy: NO!
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[Jonny is seen wearing trash cans on his arms, and acting as if he was a fly]
Jonny: Buzz, buzz, buzz off, Jonny! Buzz, buzz, buzz off, Jonny! Buzz, buzz-
[Jonny crashes into tree whilst the other kids, excluding Nazz, are laughing]
Nazz: You shouldn't have dared Jonny to buzz off, Kevin.
Jonny: Buzz, buzz, buzz off, Jonny! Buzz, buzz, buzz off, Jonny! Buzz, buzz-
[Jonny crashes into tree whilst the other kids, excluding Nazz, are laughing]
Nazz: You shouldn't have dared Jonny to buzz off, Kevin.
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Ed: Eddy, truth or dare?
Eddy: Okay, dare, Ed.
Ed: Okay, Eddy. I dare you to spread the wings of a bat and stomp like a zombie while whistling Row Row Row Your Boat through a car wash.
Edd: Ed, try a more reasonable dare, please.
Ed: Ok I dare Eddy to be Double-D.
Eddy: Okay, dare, Ed.
Ed: Okay, Eddy. I dare you to spread the wings of a bat and stomp like a zombie while whistling Row Row Row Your Boat through a car wash.
Edd: Ed, try a more reasonable dare, please.
Ed: Ok I dare Eddy to be Double-D.
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Edd: Oh, look at this now! Dried potatoes that may contain dextrose, salts, and saturated fats; all over my sleeping bag!
Eddy: Double D made a mess in his sleeping bag, Ed.
Eddy: Double D made a mess in his sleeping bag, Ed.
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[It's sunset, and people are leaving the beach, except for the Eds]
Edd: Assistance, please! Assistance!
[Ed and Eddy turn their attention toward Edd, who is completely sunburnt all over his body]
Eddy: What's with you?
Edd: Mother Nature is sooo unforgiving.
Edd: Assistance, please! Assistance!
[Ed and Eddy turn their attention toward Edd, who is completely sunburnt all over his body]
Eddy: What's with you?
Edd: Mother Nature is sooo unforgiving.
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Ed: I am a lizard. I can change colors!! I have become CHAMELEON MAN! [turns to Eddy] You can be my sidekick, Frogmouth Kid!! And Double D is our butler, ummm...Double D!!
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Ed: I smell waffles, guys!
Eddy: Shut up, Ed![Eddy grabs him and pulls him out of the sewer]
Eddy: Shut up, Ed![Eddy grabs him and pulls him out of the sewer]
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Nazz: Here's your money back, Jimmy. [to the Eds] Grow up!
Sarah: Wait 'till you get home, Ed!
Jimmy: Charlatons!
Ed: Spending an extended time in female company can be mentally disorientating and physically confusing.
Eddy: What's with you?
Edd: Ed trouser-less state seems to have jogged an intellectual state within the confinds of his brain.
Eddy: Ed? Is that you?
Ed: Hug me!
Eddy: Well that didn't last long!
Ed: Hug! (Hugs Eddy)
Eddy: Put me down, I don't wanna! (steps on Ed and jumps the fence)
Ed: Double D, my friend!
Edd: Please! Ed, no, wait! (jumps the fence)
Ed: (breaks the fence) Hug me!
Edd: Ed your in your underwear!
Ed: Okay, I feel loved now.
Sarah: Wait 'till you get home, Ed!
Jimmy: Charlatons!
Ed: Spending an extended time in female company can be mentally disorientating and physically confusing.
Eddy: What's with you?
Edd: Ed trouser-less state seems to have jogged an intellectual state within the confinds of his brain.
Eddy: Ed? Is that you?
Ed: Hug me!
Eddy: Well that didn't last long!
Ed: Hug! (Hugs Eddy)
Eddy: Put me down, I don't wanna! (steps on Ed and jumps the fence)
Ed: Double D, my friend!
Edd: Please! Ed, no, wait! (jumps the fence)
Ed: (breaks the fence) Hug me!
Edd: Ed your in your underwear!
Ed: Okay, I feel loved now.
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Edd: We're not allowed to play up here, fellows. [Ed and Eddy continue to sneak into other rooms] I repeat, upstairs is off limits!
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