Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy Quotes
Eddy: Get over it, Ed, it's July! Anyways, Christmas stinks. All I ever get is clothes.
Ed: That's because Santa knows you're a naughty boy, Eddy.
Eddy[after attempting to bite Ed's hand]: Santa don't know squat!
Ed[Holding Eddy by the mouth] DON'T EVER SAY THAT, EDDY!! He's making his list and checking it twice.
Ed: That's because Santa knows you're a naughty boy, Eddy.
Eddy[after attempting to bite Ed's hand]: Santa don't know squat!
Ed[Holding Eddy by the mouth] DON'T EVER SAY THAT, EDDY!! He's making his list and checking it twice.
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[Ed exposes the scam to the kids]
Edd[tearful]: Oh, I'm so ashamed...
[Edd breaks down, whilst Ed comforts him]
Ed: There, there, Double D. Santa forgives.
Edd[tearful]: Oh, I'm so ashamed...
[Edd breaks down, whilst Ed comforts him]
Ed: There, there, Double D. Santa forgives.
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[The Eds are singing Christmas carols in order to get money]
The Eds[singing]: We made you laugh, so give up your cash and cheer will come your way!
The Eds[singing]: Deck the halls with boughs of holly, fa-la-la-la-la, give us cash or we'll never stop singing, fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
The Eds[singing]: We made you laugh, so give up your cash and cheer will come your way!
The Eds[singing]: Deck the halls with boughs of holly, fa-la-la-la-la, give us cash or we'll never stop singing, fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
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The Eds[singing]: We wish you a Merry Christmas! we- [Eddy and Edd stop singing when they see Rolf's pajamas]
Ed: ...wish you a Merry Christmas! We wish you a Merry Christmas! So give us some cash!
Rolf: No cash. [places a strip of bacon into the jar] A fine strip of bacon, yes?
Ed: ...wish you a Merry Christmas! We wish you a Merry Christmas! So give us some cash!
Rolf: No cash. [places a strip of bacon into the jar] A fine strip of bacon, yes?
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Jonny: Boy Eddy, you're a mess!
Eddy: Oh, is that you Jonny? It was horrible. [fake cough]. It came out of nowhere. [fake cough]. Did I say it was horrible?
Ed: Horrible it was! A giant Swedish meatball with a blood-curdling scream grabbed Eddy in its drooling ground chuck. [does a swallowing sound over and over]
Edd: Please.
Rolf: Rolf has seen this meatball! It stalks Wilfred in the dead of night!
Kids: Oooh!
Eddy: Oh, is that you Jonny? It was horrible. [fake cough]. It came out of nowhere. [fake cough]. Did I say it was horrible?
Ed: Horrible it was! A giant Swedish meatball with a blood-curdling scream grabbed Eddy in its drooling ground chuck. [does a swallowing sound over and over]
Edd: Please.
Rolf: Rolf has seen this meatball! It stalks Wilfred in the dead of night!
Kids: Oooh!
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[Jimmy has just been bandaged up by Sarah, and tries to catch up with her]
Ed[disguised as a bush]: Meatball!
Jimmy: AHHH!! MOTHER NATURE IS ATTACKING AGAIN!!
[Jimmy is taken into the bush]
Edd[setting Jimmy up into a bubble suit]: We're here to help, Jimmy. For your's and Eddy's sake. Safety is my prime concearn.
[Eddy races down the lane via frying pan]
Eddy: RUNAWAY FRYING PAN!! [Eddy sees the other kids] Ahh, my audience. [To the kids] I'M IN TROUBLE, FOLKS!
[Eddy crashes against the side of a dumpster]
Ed[disguised as a bush]: Meatball!
Jimmy: AHHH!! MOTHER NATURE IS ATTACKING AGAIN!!
[Jimmy is taken into the bush]
Edd[setting Jimmy up into a bubble suit]: We're here to help, Jimmy. For your's and Eddy's sake. Safety is my prime concearn.
[Eddy races down the lane via frying pan]
Eddy: RUNAWAY FRYING PAN!! [Eddy sees the other kids] Ahh, my audience. [To the kids] I'M IN TROUBLE, FOLKS!
[Eddy crashes against the side of a dumpster]
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[Rolf is looking upward at Eddy falling towards him, dressed in a boiler]
Rolf: Rolf's eyes fool the brain of Rolf!
Kevin: What are you talking about, man?
Rolf: Rolf's eyes fool the brain of Rolf, must I spell it? We have guests.
[Eddy crash-lands on top of them]
Rolf: Rolf's eyes fool the brain of Rolf!
Kevin: What are you talking about, man?
Rolf: Rolf's eyes fool the brain of Rolf, must I spell it? We have guests.
[Eddy crash-lands on top of them]
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[Eddy, dressed in a boiler, has crash-landed on top of Rolf and Kevin]
Eddy: Hello?! Where did everybody go?
Kevin: Well, what do you know? Canned Dork! Allow me to introduce you to my knuckles.
Eddy: *laughter* Forget your glasses at home? I'm invincible. You'll hurt your hand.
Rolf: Consume your strength, Kevin. As you will need it for the Ed-boy thrashing. Rolf can see a shoddy spotwelding from a distance of twenty goats!
Eddy: Hey! [Rolf lays Eddy down] Quit wasting your time, Rolfie boy.
[Rolf bashes his tongue against the boiler Eddy's wearing]
Kevin: You're a freak, dude.
Rolf: Behold.
[Eddy is laughing, but it soon stops when his armour is sliced in half]
Kevin: Pick a body part, Rolf.
Rolf: I am quite partial to pig, Kevin.
[Ed and Edd are watching from up above the crater where Eddy landed]
Edd: This is not good.
[Eddy is beaten up by Rolf and Kevin]
Eddy[whilst in mid-air]: This is great! Go get the kids, quick, Double D.
Edd: "Do this, Double D!" "Do that, Double D!" Ooh, bossy, bossy, bossy!
[Edd goes over to find the kids whilst Ed looks on at Rolf and Kevin attacking Eddy]
Eddy: Hello?! Where did everybody go?
Kevin: Well, what do you know? Canned Dork! Allow me to introduce you to my knuckles.
Eddy: *laughter* Forget your glasses at home? I'm invincible. You'll hurt your hand.
Rolf: Consume your strength, Kevin. As you will need it for the Ed-boy thrashing. Rolf can see a shoddy spotwelding from a distance of twenty goats!
Eddy: Hey! [Rolf lays Eddy down] Quit wasting your time, Rolfie boy.
[Rolf bashes his tongue against the boiler Eddy's wearing]
Kevin: You're a freak, dude.
Rolf: Behold.
[Eddy is laughing, but it soon stops when his armour is sliced in half]
Kevin: Pick a body part, Rolf.
Rolf: I am quite partial to pig, Kevin.
[Ed and Edd are watching from up above the crater where Eddy landed]
Edd: This is not good.
[Eddy is beaten up by Rolf and Kevin]
Eddy[whilst in mid-air]: This is great! Go get the kids, quick, Double D.
Edd: "Do this, Double D!" "Do that, Double D!" Ooh, bossy, bossy, bossy!
[Edd goes over to find the kids whilst Ed looks on at Rolf and Kevin attacking Eddy]
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Ed: I can't dance Rolf.
Rolf: [smacks Ed's hand while dancing] That's my horse!
[Ed looks uncertain as Rold holds out his hands.]
Rolf: Give it up for Rolf?
Ed: [smacks Rolf's hands] That's my horse?
Rolf: Yes, that's my horse! [smack back of Ed's head harder]
Rolf: [smacks Ed's hand while dancing] That's my horse!
[Ed looks uncertain as Rold holds out his hands.]
Rolf: Give it up for Rolf?
Ed: [smacks Rolf's hands] That's my horse?
Rolf: Yes, that's my horse! [smack back of Ed's head harder]
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Ed: [with a large plank of wood coming out of the back of his pants, with two chickens on top] Mush, mush, mush- [falls into a hole Rolf has dug]
Rolf: [to Eddy] Your village idiot has fallen in Rolf's hole. A celebration, I say!
Eddy: Eh, sure, why not?
Rolf: [to Eddy] Your village idiot has fallen in Rolf's hole. A celebration, I say!
Eddy: Eh, sure, why not?
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Eddy: This is Mommies note, and my exact copy. Pretty good, huh? He'll never tell the difference!
Ed: That is so lame, Eddy.
Eddy: And you're like a human photocopier, right, Mr. Perfecto?
Ed: Dare to compare. [Shows Eddy an identical sticky note to the one written by Edd's parents.]]
Eddy: Will you ever cease to amaze me, Ed?
Ed: Yes I will.
Ed: That is so lame, Eddy.
Eddy: And you're like a human photocopier, right, Mr. Perfecto?
Ed: Dare to compare. [Shows Eddy an identical sticky note to the one written by Edd's parents.]]
Eddy: Will you ever cease to amaze me, Ed?
Ed: Yes I will.
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Lee: [to Ed and Eddy] Well, whatd'ya know, if it ain't Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum.
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Ed: I cut the air in two! This side's yours, Double D!
Edd: We can share the air, Ed.
Edd: We can share the air, Ed.
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Eddy: It was Ed's fault and Kevin, as usual
Edd: Kevin?
Eddy: Yeah, that square headed jerk!
Edd: But Kevin isn't in this episode, Eddy.
Edd: Kevin?
Eddy: Yeah, that square headed jerk!
Edd: But Kevin isn't in this episode, Eddy.
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Eddy: I have a bad feeling about this.
Ed: I don't have any feeling at all.
Ed: I don't have any feeling at all.
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Edd: The square root of a piece of pie? Please, Eddy. Your story is fictional! Your exaggerated tale can only be described as cockamamie!
Ed: Tsk tsk tsk... I have never heard such language...
Ed: Tsk tsk tsk... I have never heard such language...
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Eddy: Kankers!
[The giant Kankers slam their heads together to make one.]
Eddy: Ed, your story's getting weird!
[The giant Kankers slam their heads together to make one.]
Eddy: Ed, your story's getting weird!
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[The Eds have just tied Kevin to a tree, in an attempt to hide Sarah's diary]
Kevin: You guys have reached a new low in dork history!
Eddy: Jealous? Hasta la vista! [runs off laughing]
Edd: I do apologize for the abrupt accomodations, Kevin... C'est la vie! [runs off to join Ed and Eddy]
Kevin: This show needs subtitles...
Kevin: You guys have reached a new low in dork history!
Eddy: Jealous? Hasta la vista! [runs off laughing]
Edd: I do apologize for the abrupt accomodations, Kevin... C'est la vie! [runs off to join Ed and Eddy]
Kevin: This show needs subtitles...
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[Edd is attempting to seal his mouth with duck tape after saying some underhanded idea to Eddy]
Ed: Tape!
[Edd comes out fully wrapped in tape]
Ed: Tape!
[Edd comes out fully wrapped in tape]
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[The Eds attempt to escape Sarah using bubble gum, but ends up deflating when Edd's mouth can't keep up with the chewing]
Ed[As they fall]: Have mercy, child from the netherworld!
Ed[As they fall]: Have mercy, child from the netherworld!
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Eddy: [banging on Ed's window] Help! Ed, save us! Help, Ed!
Ed: Evil Tim's got Eddy!
Eddy: [from window]: Up here, blockhead!
Ed: Eddy! I got a new comic.
Eddy: So what? We're being attacked.
Ed: Evil Tim's got Eddy!
Eddy: [from window]: Up here, blockhead!
Ed: Eddy! I got a new comic.
Eddy: So what? We're being attacked.
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Eddy: Look, Ed! Evil Tim is sucking Jimmy in!
Ed: Crush the monster!
Edd: Look at the size of that Northern Dutch Elm!
Ed: Crush the monster!
Edd: Look at the size of that Northern Dutch Elm!
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Ed: The curse has past! You are safe!
Jonny: Holey Moley!
Rolf: Rolf is amused!
Nazz: So, where's Jimmy, dude?
Sarah[worried]: Jimmy!
Ed: Jimmy?
Eddy: You gotta love him.
Ed: Huup! Speak to me, Jimmy!
Jonny: Holey Moley!
Rolf: Rolf is amused!
Nazz: So, where's Jimmy, dude?
Sarah[worried]: Jimmy!
Ed: Jimmy?
Eddy: You gotta love him.
Ed: Huup! Speak to me, Jimmy!
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