Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy Quotes
[Ed throws Jimmy's doll, Mr. Yum Yum, onto the Q]
Ed: Good work, Double D. It looks just like a Q.
Edd: Excuse me! Ed, I think somewhere along this adventure you lost your train of thought! [Ed begins eating a dog treat] Is that a doggy treat?
Ed: What's the rock for, Double D?
[Edd drops the rock on his foot]
Edd: MY FOOT!
Eddy: My head!!
Ed: You're late, Eddy!!
Eddy: [grabs Ed by the throat] Why'd ya take the rabbit?! GIVE BACK JIMMY'S MR. YUM-YUM!!!!
Edd: Mr. Yum-Yum?
Eddy: [grabs Edd by the shirt] You know I'm gonna get you for this!!
Ed: Good work, Double D. It looks just like a Q.
Edd: Excuse me! Ed, I think somewhere along this adventure you lost your train of thought! [Ed begins eating a dog treat] Is that a doggy treat?
Ed: What's the rock for, Double D?
[Edd drops the rock on his foot]
Edd: MY FOOT!
Eddy: My head!!
Ed: You're late, Eddy!!
Eddy: [grabs Ed by the throat] Why'd ya take the rabbit?! GIVE BACK JIMMY'S MR. YUM-YUM!!!!
Edd: Mr. Yum-Yum?
Eddy: [grabs Edd by the shirt] You know I'm gonna get you for this!!
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[Sarah and Jimmy encounter Jonny, who is dressed up as a leprachaun, whereas Plank is a four-leafed cover]
Jonny[in an Irish accent]: Howdy! Howdy! Catch me, and I'll give you me pot of gold.
Jonny[in an Irish accent]: Howdy! Howdy! Catch me, and I'll give you me pot of gold.
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Eddy: What happened to the stairs??
Ed: My parents took them down because I am grounded!!
Edd: That's disturbing.
Eddy: Nah, they can keep the stairs, cause you can jump it!
Ed: (in fear) But I am grounded, Eddy!
Eddy: Yeah, yeah. We heard it a million times. Here lemme help you. (grabs a big safety pin)
Edd: (terrified) Eddy, NO!!!
Eddy: What's your problem? (with the safety pin on the concrete, Eddy lean Ed to it) Now, Ed. just lean back.
Ed: (jumping out of the room to the living room) Alleyoop!
Edd: Gracious!
Eddy: Geronimo! (arriving there) Behold the gates of freedom! (about to open the door) After me.
(The Eds get smacked when Sarah opens it)
Ed: My parents took them down because I am grounded!!
Edd: That's disturbing.
Eddy: Nah, they can keep the stairs, cause you can jump it!
Ed: (in fear) But I am grounded, Eddy!
Eddy: Yeah, yeah. We heard it a million times. Here lemme help you. (grabs a big safety pin)
Edd: (terrified) Eddy, NO!!!
Eddy: What's your problem? (with the safety pin on the concrete, Eddy lean Ed to it) Now, Ed. just lean back.
Ed: (jumping out of the room to the living room) Alleyoop!
Edd: Gracious!
Eddy: Geronimo! (arriving there) Behold the gates of freedom! (about to open the door) After me.
(The Eds get smacked when Sarah opens it)
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(the Eds get out of Ed's house) Eddy: How's it feel to be back outside, Ed?
Ed: OUTSIDE ED!?!? BUT I AM GROUNDED EDDY!!!!!
Ed: OUTSIDE ED!?!? BUT I AM GROUNDED EDDY!!!!!
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Eddy: What could be more important than "Master Eddy"?
Ed: COOKIE DOUGH!
Edd: They say, in order to gain knowledge, one must seek it.
Ed: COOKIE DOUGH!
Edd: They say, in order to gain knowledge, one must seek it.
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Edd: Eddy, show some respect!
Eddy: What's your problem?
Ed: It's his hat, Eddy. He always wears it and he talks forever about stuff, not to mention his obsession with cleanliness, big problem.
Eddy: What's your problem?
Ed: It's his hat, Eddy. He always wears it and he talks forever about stuff, not to mention his obsession with cleanliness, big problem.
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Ed: Hurry up guys, before he gets up! Rolf has such good parties!
Edd: No, Ed. We'll leave... this way!
[Edd pulls Ed back onsrceen]
Edd: Boy, you're heavy, Ed.
Edd: No, Ed. We'll leave... this way!
[Edd pulls Ed back onsrceen]
Edd: Boy, you're heavy, Ed.
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Edd: If you were just to apologize...
Eddy: *interrups Edd* Apologize!? For what!? I didn't DO ANYTHING!!!
Edd: But you did, Eddy! By simply tossing the sea cucumber ball, you insulted Rolf's...
Eddy: *interrups Edd* Oh boo! I hurt Rolf's stinky fishball!
Edd: It's not a fishball, Eddy! You've hurt Rolf's feelings!
Eddy: I didn't do anything.
Ed: Why don't you bake cupcakes, Eddy?
Edd: Cupcakes!?
Eddy: Older Bro's right. All this talking about food is making me hungry.
Edd: Ahh very well then, bake your cupcakes! But offer them to Rolf as a token of apology.
Eddy: No. No cupcakes.
Ed: Awwwww"!
Edd: FINE! Then if you won't apologize I WILL!
Eddy: *interrups Edd* Apologize!? For what!? I didn't DO ANYTHING!!!
Edd: But you did, Eddy! By simply tossing the sea cucumber ball, you insulted Rolf's...
Eddy: *interrups Edd* Oh boo! I hurt Rolf's stinky fishball!
Edd: It's not a fishball, Eddy! You've hurt Rolf's feelings!
Eddy: I didn't do anything.
Ed: Why don't you bake cupcakes, Eddy?
Edd: Cupcakes!?
Eddy: Older Bro's right. All this talking about food is making me hungry.
Edd: Ahh very well then, bake your cupcakes! But offer them to Rolf as a token of apology.
Eddy: No. No cupcakes.
Ed: Awwwww"!
Edd: FINE! Then if you won't apologize I WILL!
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[Eddy gives a buried Rolf a plant as means of apology]
Eddy: Here you go, Rolf, I'm sorry for hurting your whatever.
[Rolf reaches up and feels the plant, then rises out of the dirt]
Ed: It lives! Hiya Rolf!
Eddy: Hiya, Stretch, nice plant, huh? Don't forget to water it.
Rolf: You mock Rolf yet again, with the Potted Shrub of Ridicule?
Eddy: The what?
Rolf: For the honor of Rolf's Great Nano, I challenge you to a duel!
Eddy: Here you go, Rolf, I'm sorry for hurting your whatever.
[Rolf reaches up and feels the plant, then rises out of the dirt]
Ed: It lives! Hiya Rolf!
Eddy: Hiya, Stretch, nice plant, huh? Don't forget to water it.
Rolf: You mock Rolf yet again, with the Potted Shrub of Ridicule?
Eddy: The what?
Rolf: For the honor of Rolf's Great Nano, I challenge you to a duel!
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Rolf: In a duel, two must fight, two, duel, duel, two. Why do you not fight Rolf?!?!?!
Eddy: Oh, is it my turn?
Rolf: Hit Rolf!
[Eddy tries to smack Rolf with the fish, but Rolf hits him first and throws him off the log]
Edd: Eddy?
Rolf: The Honour of Rolf's ancestors has been avenged! Thank you.
Kevin[After Eddy's duel with Rolf] Want a copy for future dork reference? [laughs and walks away with his video camera]
Eddy: Oh, is it my turn?
Rolf: Hit Rolf!
[Eddy tries to smack Rolf with the fish, but Rolf hits him first and throws him off the log]
Edd: Eddy?
Rolf: The Honour of Rolf's ancestors has been avenged! Thank you.
Kevin[After Eddy's duel with Rolf] Want a copy for future dork reference? [laughs and walks away with his video camera]
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[Following this duel, The Eds are sharing a celebration with Rolf, by having their pants filled with eels]
Rolf: Come, Kevin! Join us in our jubilation.
Kevin[in disgust]: I'll pass, dude.
Rolf[offended]: Son of a gun! You insult Rolf by denying the eels?!
Edd: Ooh! Ed, are you enjoying this?
Ed[scratching himself]: I feel weird guys, I think I'm allergic to eels.
[symptoms take place, as Ed's body is shaped as a fish]
Eddy: FISH FACE!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!
Ed: Could someone scratch my scales?
Eddy: EEWW!!!
Rolf: Come, Kevin! Join us in our jubilation.
Kevin[in disgust]: I'll pass, dude.
Rolf[offended]: Son of a gun! You insult Rolf by denying the eels?!
Edd: Ooh! Ed, are you enjoying this?
Ed[scratching himself]: I feel weird guys, I think I'm allergic to eels.
[symptoms take place, as Ed's body is shaped as a fish]
Eddy: FISH FACE!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!
Ed: Could someone scratch my scales?
Eddy: EEWW!!!
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Kevin: Is this thing supposed to be dead?
Eddy: The iguana ain't dead, windbag. It's just, uhh... [nudges Edd]
Edd: ...Sleeping like a baby, Kevin. That'll be 25 cents!
Jonny[lays down a quarter]: SOLD!
Edd[stares at the quarter]: I'm surrounded by idiots.
Eddy: Who's complaining?
Eddy: The iguana ain't dead, windbag. It's just, uhh... [nudges Edd]
Edd: ...Sleeping like a baby, Kevin. That'll be 25 cents!
Jonny[lays down a quarter]: SOLD!
Edd[stares at the quarter]: I'm surrounded by idiots.
Eddy: Who's complaining?
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Rolf[to Eddy]: Rolf requires one with the backbone of a yak. This is no job for a jellyfish like yourself.
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[Ed is about to start work at Rolf's farm, but attempts to get there by car]
Edd: Ed, no! You're too young to drive!
[Eddy laughs at what's happening]
Edd: Ed, no! You're too young to drive!
[Eddy laughs at what's happening]
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[Ed arrives at Rolf's front door in preparation for work. Ed falls down in the process]
Ed: Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. [Rolf opens the door] I brought my lunch, boss.
Ed: Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. [Rolf opens the door] I brought my lunch, boss.
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Eddy[chanting]: Rolf's a jerk, ain't gonna work! Rolf's a jerk, ain't gonna work! Rolf's a jerk, ain't gonna...
Jonny[interrupts Eddy]: We hate broccoli!
Eddy[continues]: ...ain't gonna work.
Eddy[to Edd]: Go blow your whistle Mr. Referee. I got a nuisense to make out of myself.
Edd: He's so stubborn. [Rolf opens the door before Edd knocks] Oh.. Hello Rolf.
Eddy[chanting again]: Rolf's a jerk, ain't gonna- [Eddy then sees Rolf let Ed and Edd in] Rolf's letting him in!
Jonny[interrupts Eddy]: We hate broccoli!
Eddy[continues]: ...ain't gonna work.
Eddy[to Edd]: Go blow your whistle Mr. Referee. I got a nuisense to make out of myself.
Edd: He's so stubborn. [Rolf opens the door before Edd knocks] Oh.. Hello Rolf.
Eddy[chanting again]: Rolf's a jerk, ain't gonna- [Eddy then sees Rolf let Ed and Edd in] Rolf's letting him in!
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[Eddy is fighting Sarah and Jimmy over the balloon]
Eddy: Gimme that balloon, Sarah!
Sarah: [Mocking Eddy] "Gimme, Gimme" never gets!
Eddy: Gimme that balloon, Sarah!
Sarah: [Mocking Eddy] "Gimme, Gimme" never gets!
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[The Eds are fishing, and Ed finds his freezer experiment]
Ed: Oh, goody goody! It's my freezer experiment! I wondered where Sarah hid it. Well, that's a keeper!!
Edd and Eddy[warning him not to put his experiment back in the pond]: No, Ed!!
Ed: Who brought the tartar sauce?
Ed: Oh, goody goody! It's my freezer experiment! I wondered where Sarah hid it. Well, that's a keeper!!
Edd and Eddy[warning him not to put his experiment back in the pond]: No, Ed!!
Ed: Who brought the tartar sauce?
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Ed[referring to his pimples on his back] I make a game out of mine, Eddy, cause I'm productive. You can play "Connect the Dots". See? It's a boat.
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Eddy: [shrunken head, chipmunk voice] What happened to my head?!
Ed: It is so puny!
Edd: [suddenly takes out notepad and pencil] This is worthy of a nobel prize!
Eddy: WHAT'D YA DO TO ME, YA QUACK?!
Rolf: Quack? I am Rolf.
Eddy: YOU'RE A QUACK! QUACK, QUACK, QUACK!!!!!
Rolf: I am not a duck; I am Rolf!
Edd: How did you know what ingredients would react in such ways to come to this conclusion?
Rolf: What?!
Ed: My turn for shrinkage, Rolf!
Eddy: Fix me!
Edd: Tell me!
Ed: Shrink me!
Rolf: Stay Back! [runs away]
Eddy: GET 'IM! [all run after Rolf] Wait'll I get my hands on you! FIX MY HEAD, YA QUACK!!!!!
Ed: It is so puny!
Edd: [suddenly takes out notepad and pencil] This is worthy of a nobel prize!
Eddy: WHAT'D YA DO TO ME, YA QUACK?!
Rolf: Quack? I am Rolf.
Eddy: YOU'RE A QUACK! QUACK, QUACK, QUACK!!!!!
Rolf: I am not a duck; I am Rolf!
Edd: How did you know what ingredients would react in such ways to come to this conclusion?
Rolf: What?!
Ed: My turn for shrinkage, Rolf!
Eddy: Fix me!
Edd: Tell me!
Ed: Shrink me!
Rolf: Stay Back! [runs away]
Eddy: GET 'IM! [all run after Rolf] Wait'll I get my hands on you! FIX MY HEAD, YA QUACK!!!!!
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[Ed shows Edd and Eddy some disgusting objects, as a weapon to use on Kevin]
Edd: Where did you exhume this from, Ed?
Ed: Brick-a-brack from under my bed, Double D.
Edd: Where did you exhume this from, Ed?
Ed: Brick-a-brack from under my bed, Double D.
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[Eddy is attempting to sell his clown scam to Jimmy]
Eddy: Are you un- unconshi... (shows the word to edd)
Edd: Unconcious, Eddy.
Eddy: Dead from the neck up?
Eddy: Are you un- unconshi... (shows the word to edd)
Edd: Unconcious, Eddy.
Eddy: Dead from the neck up?
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Kevin[in thought]: She's so radical!
Eddy[in thought]: She can't keep her eyes off me!
Edd[in thought]: Her hair is so clean... And not fly-away at all!
Ed[thinking and echoing]: Hello Echo! MY NAME IS ED Eddy nazz will love the new bike
Eddy[in thought]: She can't keep her eyes off me!
Edd[in thought]: Her hair is so clean... And not fly-away at all!
Ed[thinking and echoing]: Hello Echo! MY NAME IS ED Eddy nazz will love the new bike
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[The Eds' "Requiem for a Whiplash" ride ends with them flying into the distance, and dropping their money near Jonny and Plank]
Jonny: Well, what do you know. We got a refund. What's that?
[Jonny hears Plank out]
Jonny: Hey, Eddy! Plank says you owe him a buck for the ride! [laughter] Good one, buddy.
Jonny: Well, what do you know. We got a refund. What's that?
[Jonny hears Plank out]
Jonny: Hey, Eddy! Plank says you owe him a buck for the ride! [laughter] Good one, buddy.
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