Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy Quotes
[Ed and Eddy are about to start their first lesson in proper etiquite]
Eddy: Tell me again, Ed. Why are we wearing these bandages on our heads?
Ed: For free lunch from Double D, Eddy Mcgee!
[Both Ed and Eddy laugh]
Eddy: Tell me again, Ed. Why?
Ed: Cause Double D said so, Eddy the... uh... I dunno!
[Both Eds break into laughter]
Eddy: You're a riot, Ed!
Eddy: Tell me again, Ed. Why are we wearing these bandages on our heads?
Ed: For free lunch from Double D, Eddy Mcgee!
[Both Ed and Eddy laugh]
Eddy: Tell me again, Ed. Why?
Ed: Cause Double D said so, Eddy the... uh... I dunno!
[Both Eds break into laughter]
Eddy: You're a riot, Ed!
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Eddy[after Edd takes a bandage off his head]: Hey, that's three! No more bandages!
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Ed and Eddy: BROCOLLI!! AHHHHHH!! RUN AWAY!!
Edd: How dare you mess with my emotions!!
Edd: How dare you mess with my emotions!!
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Ed: I am a brother and Eddy's brother is a brother and Eddy is a brother to Eddy's brother as a brother I am!
Edd: Um... Nicely put, Ed!
Eddy: Oh, brother.
Edd: Um... Nicely put, Ed!
Eddy: Oh, brother.
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[The Ed's have found out that the "secret stash", belonging to Eddy's brother, is hidden underneath the Kankers' trailer]
Eddy: My brother's a whizz at ticking me off!
Eddy: My brother's a whizz at ticking me off!
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[The Eds avoid the Kankers by disguising as sewer workers]
Edd: Ed, please zip up you're gym bag. we're quite done with it.
Ed[taking the gym bag]: It's more than just a gym bag, Double D! It's a way of life!
Edd: Ed, please zip up you're gym bag. we're quite done with it.
Ed[taking the gym bag]: It's more than just a gym bag, Double D! It's a way of life!
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Eddy: Quick! Hide these magazines!
Ed: [confused] Hide these magazines?
Eddy: [panicking] What are ya? A parrot? Hide these magazines!
Ed: Hide where?! What?! Who?! [Eddy pushes Ed to hide the box of magazines]
Eddy: Numbskull. [Eddy runs back inside his room; Eddy yelling to his mom offscreen] Oh come on, Mom, not that! Wait! I need that stuff!" [Eddy comes out of his house with all of his stuff in a garbage can; sees Double D laying next to his door] Quit laying around Double D, my cleaning my room and she's making me throw out all my cool stuff. But luckily, I was able to save the... [looks around and talks in a secretive manner]magazines.
[Double D blushes with a smile]
Ed: [confused] Hide these magazines?
Eddy: [panicking] What are ya? A parrot? Hide these magazines!
Ed: Hide where?! What?! Who?! [Eddy pushes Ed to hide the box of magazines]
Eddy: Numbskull. [Eddy runs back inside his room; Eddy yelling to his mom offscreen] Oh come on, Mom, not that! Wait! I need that stuff!" [Eddy comes out of his house with all of his stuff in a garbage can; sees Double D laying next to his door] Quit laying around Double D, my cleaning my room and she's making me throw out all my cool stuff. But luckily, I was able to save the... [looks around and talks in a secretive manner]magazines.
[Double D blushes with a smile]
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Eddy: "Shh, if Kevin knew about this, he'd take my magazines for his own viewing pleasure."
Edd: "Time's a wastin'." [chuckles] "I've always wanted to say that."
Edd: "Time's a wastin'." [chuckles] "I've always wanted to say that."
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Kevin: I'm wearin' the barf bag!
Nazz: Where's THAT on the menu, Kevin?
Jonny: (to Plank) What do you mean an Ed Turkey a la King for you and a couple of breadsticks for the bald kid?
Nazz: Where's THAT on the menu, Kevin?
Jonny: (to Plank) What do you mean an Ed Turkey a la King for you and a couple of breadsticks for the bald kid?
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Edd: Nice presentation, Ed! [To Jonny] And here you are, one Ed Turkey A La King!
Jonny: FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD!!
[Ed is sitting in the pan, naked, as the turkey]
Edd: ED!! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO USE A REAL TURKEY!!
Ed[pouring sauce on himself]: Stuffing, anyone?
Eddy[claping the pan lid back on Ed]: IDIOT!!
Jonny: FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD!!
[Ed is sitting in the pan, naked, as the turkey]
Edd: ED!! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO USE A REAL TURKEY!!
Ed[pouring sauce on himself]: Stuffing, anyone?
Eddy[claping the pan lid back on Ed]: IDIOT!!
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Jonny: Come on, Kevin! Tell us your secret! We won't tell anyone, we're loners!
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Eddy: You dare hit the brother of Eddy's brother!?
Sarah: Brothers are stupid.
Sarah: Brothers are stupid.
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Eddy: Double D, that sounds so real!
Edd: Don't rub salt in the wound, Eddy. You know how much I detest this instrument.
Eddy: Come on, you're settin' the mood, Double D. The music, the plan, the lump.
Ed[hoola dancing]: 1, 2, 3, 4, stick it out, right out the door!
Edd: Don't rub salt in the wound, Eddy. You know how much I detest this instrument.
Eddy: Come on, you're settin' the mood, Double D. The music, the plan, the lump.
Ed[hoola dancing]: 1, 2, 3, 4, stick it out, right out the door!
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Wow. I feel transformed, guys!
Edd: Wait here, let me get a mirror. You look very convincing!
Edd: Wait here, let me get a mirror. You look very convincing!
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Jimmy: Brother Rolf, are you still eating your friendship duties?
Rolf: No. [muffling]
Jimmy: Silly! I'm trying to pull your leg, silly. Thank you, friends! All about friends working together. Isn't that right, Brother Jonny?
Jonny: You bet your sweet patootie, Brother Jimmy!
Sarah: This papier mache heart was a great idea, Brother Jimmy.
Jimmy: Sister Sarah...
Sarah: Yes, Brother Jimmy?
[Jimmy taps Sarah on the nose while it is still stained with paint]
Jimmy: Gotcha!
[All of the kids laugh]
Sarah: You little rascal, you.
Jonny[whilst giving Plank a hug]: I love you too, buddy.
Nazz: Hey, guys, what's going on?
Rolf: No. [muffling]
Jimmy: Silly! I'm trying to pull your leg, silly. Thank you, friends! All about friends working together. Isn't that right, Brother Jonny?
Jonny: You bet your sweet patootie, Brother Jimmy!
Sarah: This papier mache heart was a great idea, Brother Jimmy.
Jimmy: Sister Sarah...
Sarah: Yes, Brother Jimmy?
[Jimmy taps Sarah on the nose while it is still stained with paint]
Jimmy: Gotcha!
[All of the kids laugh]
Sarah: You little rascal, you.
Jonny[whilst giving Plank a hug]: I love you too, buddy.
Nazz: Hey, guys, what's going on?
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Edd[compiling a list of suspects]: Now let's see ... it couldn't have been Jimmy ...
Eddy: I wouldn't put money on it. Everyone's jealous of our talent, charm and good looks and Jimmy's one of them.
Edd: Well Sarah wouldn't have the patience to ...
Eddy: Sarah hates us!
Edd: Okay, then there's Jonny ...
Eddy: He secretly hates us.
Edd: Nazz?
Eddy: Well...She hates you!
Edd: [After a short pause] Thank you for reinforcing that phobia, Eddy ... well last but not least there's Kevin and ... he hates us.
Eddy: I wouldn't put money on it. Everyone's jealous of our talent, charm and good looks and Jimmy's one of them.
Edd: Well Sarah wouldn't have the patience to ...
Eddy: Sarah hates us!
Edd: Okay, then there's Jonny ...
Eddy: He secretly hates us.
Edd: Nazz?
Eddy: Well...She hates you!
Edd: [After a short pause] Thank you for reinforcing that phobia, Eddy ... well last but not least there's Kevin and ... he hates us.
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Edd[patting Ed]: Why Ed, that's very good
Eddy[ever the sceptic]: Hold that thought. So, who did it Ed?
Ed: Simple my fine friend. It was a foot!
Eddy[to Edd]: Hard to believe he can dress himself isn't it?
Eddy[ever the sceptic]: Hold that thought. So, who did it Ed?
Ed: Simple my fine friend. It was a foot!
Eddy[to Edd]: Hard to believe he can dress himself isn't it?
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Ed: [walking on his hands, with his bandaged feet in the sleeves of his shirt, as he is dressed upside-down] I should have all the feeling back in my feet after this word from our sponsors, Double D.
Edd: Curse broadcast commercialism.
Edd: Curse broadcast commercialism.
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