Eerie, Indiana Quotes
Marshall: Thanks to the Brainalizer my nine-year-old buddy, Simon, now had an einsteinian intellect and a pretty snobby personality to boot.
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Marshall Teller: Sometimes it gets tough battling the forces of Eerie by myself, even with a little help from Simon, but I always thought I could count on Mom and Dad for a dose of normality. But then Dad joined The Loyal Order of Corn, Eerie's version of the Moose Lodge, and started spending all his free time there, which drove Mom crazy. I'd never even noticed the place. It kind of makes me wonder what else I haven't noticed.
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Marshall: While penetrating the inner sanctum of the Loyal Order of Corn my trusted associate Simon somehow got transmitted to the planet Mars, no thanks to my untrusted non-associate who insisted on being called Dash X.
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Marshall: The next morning Mom and Dad claimed to have no memory of the events at the Lodge. and Radford changes the subject whenever I bring it up. But that won't stop me, Simon and our semi-friend Dash X from digging deeper, because in Eerie, Indiana when you scrape away the surface weirdness what you find is more weirdness.
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Marshall Teller: Credit is weird. People love to buy stuff with it, especially stuff they don't need. But when it comes time to pay, they'll do anything not to. Especially if they are broke - like me.
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Marshall: As Simon and I approached the World O'Stuff it became clear that I wasn't the only one who was shopping in his dreams.
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Marshall: You gotta stop this. They don't even know what they're buying.
The Donald: Hey, it's the American way.
Marshall: Listen, mister, nobody turns my family into zombies and gets away with it.
The Donald: They're not zombies, they're consumers.
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Marshall: You gotta stop this. They don't even know what they're buying.
The Donald: Hey, it's the American way.
Marshall: Listen, mister, nobody turns my family into zombies and gets away with it.
The Donald: They're not zombies, they're consumers.
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Marshall Teller: Eerie, Indiana, day 0. When you're 13, going on family outings is about as cool as getting caught still sleeping with Mr. Blanky.
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Marshall: I don't have a dog named Toto. But, if I did, right about now I'd be telling him - Toto, I don't think we're in Indiana any more.
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Simon Holmes: What makes you think he's here?
Dash X: Because he's the kind of guy who actually believes that there's no place like home.
Dash X: Because he's the kind of guy who actually believes that there's no place like home.
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Marshall Teller: Back in Jersey, the Pit Bull Surfers were real popular with all the metalheads. I like 'em 'cause they're so dumb. Well, one day they finally hit Eerie. Unfortunately, they hit my friend Todd McNulty the hardest. His family lost their farm about a year ago and his Dad was still out of work... I thought a little mindless headbanging music would cheer him up, maybe change his outlook, I was only too right.
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Dash X: What is this, some kind of intergalatic video zapping portal kind of thing?
Marshall Teller: Yeah, but to where?
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Marshall Teller: My name is Marshall Teller. Not too long ago, I was living in New Jersey, just across the river from New York City. It was crowded, polluted, and full of crime. I loved it. But my parents wanted a better life for my sister and me. So we moved to a place so wholesome, so squeaky clean, you could only find it on TV. Unfortunately, nothing could be further from the truth. Sure, my new hometown looks normal enough, but look again. What's wrong with this picture? The American Dream come true, right? Wrong. Nobody believes me, but this is the center of weirdness for the entire planet: Eerie, Indiana. My home, sweet home. Still don't believe me? You will.
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