Ellen DeGeneres - The Beginning Quotes
Ellen DeGeneres: There are things that must be said! And I'm going to say them! For instance, do we really need a 1-800 number on the back of a shampoo bottle?
Ellen DeGeneres: That's right, I said it!
Ellen DeGeneres: [pretending to be reading the back of a shampoo bottle] Rinse and repeat, but how many times?
Ellen DeGeneres: The thing is, if you need to call the 800 number, you can't read anyway!The only thing more pathetic than someone having to call the 800 number on the back of a shampoo bottle is the person who works at the 800 number!
Ellen DeGeneres: [holding her hand up to her ear as if it's a phone] ... It's about the size of a quarter in the palm of your hand... yeah, and rinse and repeat... You're welcome. That's my job... Buh-bye.
Ellen DeGeneres: [pretends to hang up and immediately pick the phone up again] Shampoo hotline...
Ellen DeGeneres: That's right, I said it!
Ellen DeGeneres: [pretending to be reading the back of a shampoo bottle] Rinse and repeat, but how many times?
Ellen DeGeneres: The thing is, if you need to call the 800 number, you can't read anyway!The only thing more pathetic than someone having to call the 800 number on the back of a shampoo bottle is the person who works at the 800 number!
Ellen DeGeneres: [holding her hand up to her ear as if it's a phone] ... It's about the size of a quarter in the palm of your hand... yeah, and rinse and repeat... You're welcome. That's my job... Buh-bye.
Ellen DeGeneres: [pretends to hang up and immediately pick the phone up again] Shampoo hotline...
TV Show: Ellen DeGeneres - The Beginning
