Ellen - The Ellen DeGeneres Show Quote
Hand Puppet: It wouldn't have worked out anyway.
Ellen: Why's that?
Hand Puppet: I was dating a sock.
Ellen: Oh
Hand Puppet: And we never went anywhere.
Ellen: Well that's no good.
Hand Puppet: Yeh, and one day he went into the dryer and never came back.
TV Show: Ellen: The Ellen DeGeneres Show