Elvira, Mistress of the Dark Quotes
Bob Redding: Well, at least you still have the ring.
Elvira: Yeah, but now all I can make it do is look cheap.
Elvira: Yeah, but now all I can make it do is look cheap.
Movie: Elvira, Mistress of the Dark
Chastity Pariah: Well, if she's morally unfit, then we have every right to do anything we can to get her out of this town. Are we agreed?
Mr. Clotter: I never laid a hand on those sheep, so help me.
Elvira: I have seen the People's Court. I'm entitled to one phone call and a strip search.
Mr. Clotter: I never laid a hand on those sheep, so help me.
Elvira: I have seen the People's Court. I'm entitled to one phone call and a strip search.
Movie: Elvira, Mistress of the Dark
Elvira: Bloody Mary.
Bartender: No hard liquor served past eight o'clock. Do you want a virgin?
Elvira: Maybe, but, ah... I'll have a couple of drinks first.
Bartender: No hard liquor served past eight o'clock. Do you want a virgin?
Elvira: Maybe, but, ah... I'll have a couple of drinks first.
Movie: Elvira, Mistress of the Dark
Vincent Talbot: I must apologize for my behavior in the office, it's just that your appearance was a bit of a shock to me.
Elvira: It's OK. My appearance is kind of a shock to everybody.
Elvira: It's OK. My appearance is kind of a shock to everybody.
Movie: Elvira, Mistress of the Dark
[Elvira is late for the reading of her aunt's will]
Elvira: Hey guys! Sorry I'm late, but then, so is my aunt.
Elvira: Hey guys! Sorry I'm late, but then, so is my aunt.
Movie: Elvira, Mistress of the Dark