Encino Man Quote
Stoney: Um, Robyn Sweeney, bro? She's not going to the prom with you, man. I wish she would, but she's really not.
Dave: What are you talking about? Robyn Sweeney is mine. She's become a major babe, and she loves me.
Stoney: She finds you crusty, Dave.
Dave: I'll convince her! She'll see the truth.
Stoney: The truth is bro, life's about greasing the 'do back, buddy, and wheezin' on the buff-fest, man. High school was interesting, alright? It was kinda like a harsh ride. Ah, ah...
Stoney: [howls twice]
Stoney: We're going on to bigger and better things, buddy!
Dave: Stoney, I am on to bigger and better things!
Dave: What are you talking about? Robyn Sweeney is mine. She's become a major babe, and she loves me.
Stoney: She finds you crusty, Dave.
Dave: I'll convince her! She'll see the truth.
Stoney: The truth is bro, life's about greasing the 'do back, buddy, and wheezin' on the buff-fest, man. High school was interesting, alright? It was kinda like a harsh ride. Ah, ah...
Stoney: [howls twice]
Stoney: We're going on to bigger and better things, buddy!
Dave: Stoney, I am on to bigger and better things!
Movie: Encino Man