Eureka Quotes
Jo Lupo: What was taken?
Pharmacist: Polyethylene glycol.
Jack Carter: [sarcastically] Ah, let me guess: permanent sunblock, instant cavity filler?
Pharmacist: [confused] No, we keep those up front.
Pharmacist: Polyethylene glycol.
Jack Carter: [sarcastically] Ah, let me guess: permanent sunblock, instant cavity filler?
Pharmacist: [confused] No, we keep those up front.
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Henry Deacon: Besides, extracting AL26 from moon rocks would require a highly sophisticated process, you’d have to be especially trained…
Jack Carter: You mean like everyone in town?
Henry Deacon: Gotcha. I’ll check it out.
Jack Carter: You mean like everyone in town?
Henry Deacon: Gotcha. I’ll check it out.
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Zoe: I'm Zoe.
Lucas: I know, we have three classes together.
Zoe: Really?
Lucas: Story of my life.
Lucas: I know, we have three classes together.
Zoe: Really?
Lucas: Story of my life.
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Lucas: Sorry about all the verbal sparring and sexual tension between us.
Zoe: Please, you are so not my type.
Lucas: That's what they all say.
Zoe: Until they fall madly in love with you?
Lucas: No, that's what they all actually say
Zoe: Please, you are so not my type.
Lucas: That's what they all say.
Zoe: Until they fall madly in love with you?
Lucas: No, that's what they all actually say
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Lucas: You're not shallow, you just haven't explored your depth.
Jo: Oh no, no, no there will be no exploring on my watch.
Jo: Oh no, no, no there will be no exploring on my watch.
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Jack Carter: Bottom line, if Reverend Harper is responsible, we're in for a lot more.
Henry Deacon: [sarcastically] Yeah, like a plague of locusts, or fiery hail, or total darkness. [lights go out]
Jack Carter: You had to say it!
Henry Deacon: [sarcastically] Yeah, like a plague of locusts, or fiery hail, or total darkness. [lights go out]
Jack Carter: You had to say it!
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Zane Donovan: Wow. If all church girls look like you, I might consider converting.
Jo Lupo: Well, you should join me sometime and find out.
Zane Donovan: Oh, I would, but I'm allergic, I'd have to get a new inhaler, it'd be this whole thing.
Jo Lupo: Well, you should join me sometime and find out.
Zane Donovan: Oh, I would, but I'm allergic, I'd have to get a new inhaler, it'd be this whole thing.
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SARAH: I'm sorry, Sheriff, it was my responsibility to keep an eye on them, and I failed. Bad house!
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Zane Donovan: Either tell me why you're pissed at me, or I'll hold my breath until you do.
Jo Lupo: What are you, three?
Zane Donovan: Hey, I black out, it's on you.
Jo Lupo: ...
(Zane starts holding his breath)
Jo Lupo: What are you, three?
Zane Donovan: Hey, I black out, it's on you.
Jo Lupo: ...
(Zane starts holding his breath)
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Jack Carter: Henry, you're my best friend, you know?
Henry Deacon: Yeah, yeah, I know.
Henry Deacon: Yeah, yeah, I know.
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Jack Carter: Yeah, it's been happening all day. Uh, Jo kissed me, but I didn't put it together.
Nathan Stark: Deputy Lupo kissed you and you didn't think there was anything wrong with that?
Jack Carter: Well, I've been working out. I'm looking pretty good.
Nathan Stark: Deputy Lupo kissed you and you didn't think there was anything wrong with that?
Jack Carter: Well, I've been working out. I'm looking pretty good.
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Jack Carter: Henry said that there's a… an inertia… thing coming.
Zane Donovan: An inertial wave?
Jack Carter: Yeah, is that bad? [diner explodes]
Zane Donovan: Yeah, it's bad.
Zane Donovan: An inertial wave?
Jack Carter: Yeah, is that bad? [diner explodes]
Zane Donovan: Yeah, it's bad.
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Carter: I'm sorry, do you need something?
Allison: No, I'm good. I just love the way your lips move when you talk.
Carter, Stark: Excuse me?
Anne Young: Dr. Blake, that is a wildly inappropriate comment.
Carter: Yeah.
Stark: Not to mention, bizarre.
Allison: Go ahead, say something else.
Dr. Young: Or don't. (pushes Allison out of the way) Talk is cheap. (kisses Carter) I've been wanting to do that all day.
Allison: No, I'm good. I just love the way your lips move when you talk.
Carter, Stark: Excuse me?
Anne Young: Dr. Blake, that is a wildly inappropriate comment.
Carter: Yeah.
Stark: Not to mention, bizarre.
Allison: Go ahead, say something else.
Dr. Young: Or don't. (pushes Allison out of the way) Talk is cheap. (kisses Carter) I've been wanting to do that all day.
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Jo: Um, did you need something?
Zane: Yeah. I just wanted you to know, I didn't like that. Seeing you kiss Carter. I...didn't like it at all.
Jo: No?
Zane: I think I've been pretty clear about that. The question is, what would you like?
Jo: To stop playing games.
Zane: Meaning what?
Jo: (turns and faces him) This. (kisses him)
Zane: That, I liked.
Zane: Yeah. I just wanted you to know, I didn't like that. Seeing you kiss Carter. I...didn't like it at all.
Jo: No?
Zane: I think I've been pretty clear about that. The question is, what would you like?
Jo: To stop playing games.
Zane: Meaning what?
Jo: (turns and faces him) This. (kisses him)
Zane: That, I liked.
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Jack Carter: Are you alright?
Jo Lupo: Carter, listen...
Jack Carter: It was an in-the-moment thing.
Jo Lupo; Uh, yeah, are we still in the moment, 'cause I would really like to do it again.
Jack Carter: We're going to have you lie down.
Jo Lupo: Yeah, let's lie down.
Jack Carter: Uh, Zane...?
Jo Lupo: Carter, listen...
Jack Carter: It was an in-the-moment thing.
Jo Lupo; Uh, yeah, are we still in the moment, 'cause I would really like to do it again.
Jack Carter: We're going to have you lie down.
Jo Lupo: Yeah, let's lie down.
Jack Carter: Uh, Zane...?
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Vincent: [about the customers looting Café Diem] First the utensils turned to gold, then the counters, then the silverware. And that’s when they turned against me. Like vultures. Greedy little genius vultures. I thought intelligent men were above such things.
Jack Carter: [spots Fargo trying to swipe a gold cappuccino machine] Fargo! Really?
Douglas Fargo: It’s just so shiny.
Jack Carter: [spots Fargo trying to swipe a gold cappuccino machine] Fargo! Really?
Douglas Fargo: It’s just so shiny.
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Jo Lupo: We just became the richest town in the world!
Henry Deacon: Well, that's one way to look at it. Uh, gold is a soft metal, so it doesn't bear the same weight as steel, so our infrastructure could be collapsing. We'd be rich, but dangerously unstable.
Jo Lupo: Like Paris Hilton?
Henry Deacon: Well, that's one way to look at it. Uh, gold is a soft metal, so it doesn't bear the same weight as steel, so our infrastructure could be collapsing. We'd be rich, but dangerously unstable.
Jo Lupo: Like Paris Hilton?
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SARAH: Two people currently in the front closet.
(Carter marches over to the closet and opens the door to reveal Jo and Zane making out)
Carter: (shocked) What are you...You're supposed to be watching...
Zane: Well, I was watching her and she was watching me, so... (they both exit the closet, Jo looking awkward and Zane looking fairly proud of himself)
(Carter marches over to the closet and opens the door to reveal Jo and Zane making out)
Carter: (shocked) What are you...You're supposed to be watching...
Zane: Well, I was watching her and she was watching me, so... (they both exit the closet, Jo looking awkward and Zane looking fairly proud of himself)
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Zane: I still can't believe you talked me into chaperoning.
Jo: Hey, nobody snapped your fingers off.
Zane: The ease with which you say that is almost as disturbing as it is hot.
Jo: I know.
Zoe: (to Lucas) Hey, Chia Pet, wanna dance?
Lucas: Well, when you ask like that...
Jo: Hey, nobody snapped your fingers off.
Zane: The ease with which you say that is almost as disturbing as it is hot.
Jo: I know.
Zoe: (to Lucas) Hey, Chia Pet, wanna dance?
Lucas: Well, when you ask like that...
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Taggart: Small space.
Carter: I hate small spaces.
Taggart: Like returning to the womb.
Stark: That's disturbing.
Taggart: Oh, we're going to need a bigger womb.
Carter: I hate small spaces.
Taggart: Like returning to the womb.
Stark: That's disturbing.
Taggart: Oh, we're going to need a bigger womb.
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