Eureka Quotes
Nathan Stark: We’ll have to climb down.
Jack Carter: Yeah, you’d better let me go first.
Nathan Stark: Why?
Jack Carter: Heights make me nauseous.
Nathan Stark: After you.
Jack Carter: Yeah, you’d better let me go first.
Nathan Stark: Why?
Jack Carter: Heights make me nauseous.
Nathan Stark: After you.
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Jim Taggart: He's fallen for one of the classic blunders! Never go in against an Australian when death is on the line!
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Vincent: If you're gonna work here you need to be able to navigate the walk-in fridge.
Zoe Carter: Navigate? (Vincent opens the cooler door) Whoa! It's like, Narnia.
Vincent: Ponchos are on the left, take the shuttle if you need food from the back.
Zoe Carter: Navigate? (Vincent opens the cooler door) Whoa! It's like, Narnia.
Vincent: Ponchos are on the left, take the shuttle if you need food from the back.
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Eva Thorne: You and your team went behind my back and undercut my direct order.
Nathan Stark: Some of us went right in front of your back.
Nathan Stark: Some of us went right in front of your back.
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Jack Carter: Pompous jackass... How can anyone be attracted to Stark?
Jo Lupo: Besides the ruggedly handsome, successful powerful thing, I...
Jack Carter: Thanks, Jo.
Jo Lupo: Besides the ruggedly handsome, successful powerful thing, I...
Jack Carter: Thanks, Jo.
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Jack Carter: No one's blaming you.
Zane Donovan: I'm blaming you.
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Ethan Edison: I finally win and everyone's mad at me.
Jack Carter: No one's mad at you.
Zane Donovan: I'm mad at you.
Zane Donovan: I'm blaming you.
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Ethan Edison: I finally win and everyone's mad at me.
Jack Carter: No one's mad at you.
Zane Donovan: I'm mad at you.
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Douglas Fargo: Oops. Sorry, I must have pressed the wrong button, I do that sometimes.
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Jack Carter: Well, if you have any words of wisdom, like 'Don't start World War 3', now would be the time.
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Jack Carter: (After Zoe's speech to Martha) And don't start World War 3.
Zoe Carter: Right and that.
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Jack Carter: (After Zoe's speech to Martha) And don't start World War 3.
Zoe Carter: Right and that.
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Jack Carter: Everybody down, flying invisible drone on the lose! (Everyone at Cafe Diem stares at him)
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Eva Thorne: The same Zane Donovan who crashed the New York Stock Exchange?
Zane Donovan: Allegedly.
Zane Donovan: Allegedly.
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Allison Blake: Look, can the two of you get along for two minutes?
Carter, Stark: Not likely.
Carter, Stark: Not likely.
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Eva Thorne: Where the lunatics are running the asylum?
Jack Carter: I used to think the same thing. But, uh, they're not lunatics. They're, they're not all luna--There's a fine line between genius and crazy...
Jack Carter: I used to think the same thing. But, uh, they're not lunatics. They're, they're not all luna--There's a fine line between genius and crazy...
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SARAH: Your father does the best he can.
Zoe Carter: What kind of crappy platitude is that?
SARAH: The usual kind. I guess.
Zoe Carter: What kind of crappy platitude is that?
SARAH: The usual kind. I guess.
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Derek: Okay, lab 27 is a sealed biosphere. A self-sustaining biosphere designed to support the Mars missions.
Jack Carter: You do mean the potential Mars missions?
Derek: Right! [laughs, then gets a small headshake from Allison] I mean, right.
Jack Carter: You do mean the potential Mars missions?
Derek: Right! [laughs, then gets a small headshake from Allison] I mean, right.
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Vincent: What did I miss?
Zoe Carter: My dad hunting for the Creature from the Black Lagoon.
Zoe Carter: My dad hunting for the Creature from the Black Lagoon.
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Nathan Stark: Yeah the words Zane and discipline tend to not go in the same sentence.
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Allison Blake: (Being sterlized to enter biosphere) Not the way I'd ever pictured us winding up naked.
Jack Carter: You pictured us winding up naked?
Allison Blake: No.
Jack Carter: You pictured us winding up naked?
Allison Blake: No.
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Zane Donovan: Jo! I need a gun. A big, powerful gun.
Jo Lupo: (happily) I've been waiting for someone to say that to me my whole life.
Jo Lupo: (happily) I've been waiting for someone to say that to me my whole life.
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Zane Donovan: Carter, Henry, and Stark. That's your money team. They know exactly what they're doing.
(cut to Carter, Henry, and Stark)
Nathan Stark: You're sure you know what you're doing?
Jack Carter: I have no idea.
(cut to Carter, Henry, and Stark)
Nathan Stark: You're sure you know what you're doing?
Jack Carter: I have no idea.
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Allison Blake: A pocket of magma developed spontaneously? That's impossible.
Dr. Hood: Did "impossible" cover my friend with mucus?
Jack Carter: He's got a point.
Dr. Hood: Did "impossible" cover my friend with mucus?
Jack Carter: He's got a point.
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SARAH: Stress is America's number one health problem.
Jack Carter: Aw, drop the act.
SARAH: Followed closely by sarcasm.
Jack Carter: Aw, drop the act.
SARAH: Followed closely by sarcasm.
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Zoe Carter: Dad, you're walking the woman you possibly love down the aisle to marry another guy.
Jack Carter: Okay first, not true. And second, since when do we talk about this stuff?
Zoe Carter: Since I'm seventeen and you're in denial.
Jack Carter: Okay first, not true. And second, since when do we talk about this stuff?
Zoe Carter: Since I'm seventeen and you're in denial.
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Zoe Carter: I love your hair… and your cats.
Lexi Carter: Oh, a Tibetan monk told me that tabby is a reincarnation of Grandma Lil.
Lexi Carter: Oh, a Tibetan monk told me that tabby is a reincarnation of Grandma Lil.
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Henry Deacon: [starting wedding ceremony] Love is timeless, transcending everything we know, everything we understand, and giving us strength and comfort forever. What is past is now present, and what is present will become your future. That is what love is, never ending.
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