Eureka Quotes
Zane: I'm all checked out.
Jo: I was really worried about you.
Zane: Me too.
Jo: How are you feeling?
Zane: You tell me. (they kiss) Any sparks?
Jo: No. (they laugh) Just the good kind.
Jo: I was really worried about you.
Zane: Me too.
Jo: How are you feeling?
Zane: You tell me. (they kiss) Any sparks?
Jo: No. (they laugh) Just the good kind.
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Tess: Oldest story in the world. Boy meets girl, boy looses girl, boy meets computer.
Carter: Well, everyone needs a hand to hold.
Tess: This is a really weird town. But I like it. Kinda.
Carter: Well, everyone needs a hand to hold.
Tess: This is a really weird town. But I like it. Kinda.
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Fargo: Henry is staying with Kim. I'll be doing the autopsy.
Carter: You?
Fargo: Yeah. Henry says I've assisted him enough to fly solo.
Jo: I wouldn't fly in a plane with you.
Carter: You?
Fargo: Yeah. Henry says I've assisted him enough to fly solo.
Jo: I wouldn't fly in a plane with you.
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Fargo: Tess, can I get another story thing? I think mine overloaded.
Carter: Oh, ya think? You've been the center of every disaster this town's ever had.
Fargo: Not all of them.
Jo: Uh, death ray, homicidal smart house… ooh, uh, force field bubble.
Carter: Yeah, keep a tally, we can start a pool.
Fargo: That's not funny.
Carter: Oh, ya think? You've been the center of every disaster this town's ever had.
Fargo: Not all of them.
Jo: Uh, death ray, homicidal smart house… ooh, uh, force field bubble.
Carter: Yeah, keep a tally, we can start a pool.
Fargo: That's not funny.
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Jo: Somebody looks tense, what's the matter?
Carter: Well, Captain Yuri has me going through Eureka's entire library of disaster plans. I mean, tsunami, uh, missile attack, um… genetically modified, super-intelligent ferret infestation.
Jo: It's cool.
Carter: Yeah. And, um, apparently, we have, uh, an emergency pneumatic vacuum tube communication system.
Jo: (nods) Mmm.
Carter: No we don't! I mean, wh-wh-wh- what? Is it behind some picture in some wall? (she stands up and walks across the room) And, I mean, look at these plans–
(She swings back the picture of George W. Bush on its hinge revealing the pneumatic device.)
Carter: Well, Captain Yuri has me going through Eureka's entire library of disaster plans. I mean, tsunami, uh, missile attack, um… genetically modified, super-intelligent ferret infestation.
Jo: It's cool.
Carter: Yeah. And, um, apparently, we have, uh, an emergency pneumatic vacuum tube communication system.
Jo: (nods) Mmm.
Carter: No we don't! I mean, wh-wh-wh- what? Is it behind some picture in some wall? (she stands up and walks across the room) And, I mean, look at these plans–
(She swings back the picture of George W. Bush on its hinge revealing the pneumatic device.)
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Jo: (fluffing Zane's pillows angrily) Why is it that every guy I date ends up in this infirmary?
Zane: 'Cause you're bad luck, obviously.
Jo: A joke. At my expense. Glad to have you back. (moves to the other side of the bed and continues to attack the pillows)
...
Zane: Suspected me? Of what?
Jo: Well, when Taggart got frozen...and he and I...used...to...like, you know...
Zane: Really. Huh, you thought I loved you that much.
(Jo smacks his chest)
...
Zane: (getting out of the infirmary bed, looks down) You seen my pants?
Zane: 'Cause you're bad luck, obviously.
Jo: A joke. At my expense. Glad to have you back. (moves to the other side of the bed and continues to attack the pillows)
...
Zane: Suspected me? Of what?
Jo: Well, when Taggart got frozen...and he and I...used...to...like, you know...
Zane: Really. Huh, you thought I loved you that much.
(Jo smacks his chest)
...
Zane: (getting out of the infirmary bed, looks down) You seen my pants?
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(Taggart is giving Tess a thumbs up)
Zane: What's that?
Taggart: It's her first day, trying to keep her in a positive frame of mind. (Tess thumbs-up back)
Zane: Oh. That's nice of you. Is it working?
Taggart: Yeah, I think so.
Tess: (on other side of glass, cheerfully) We are so screwed.
Zane: What's that?
Taggart: It's her first day, trying to keep her in a positive frame of mind. (Tess thumbs-up back)
Zane: Oh. That's nice of you. Is it working?
Taggart: Yeah, I think so.
Tess: (on other side of glass, cheerfully) We are so screwed.
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(Taggart and Carter are on a dogsled)
Taggart: Just like old times, eh, mate?
Carter: I hate old times!
Taggart: Just like old times, eh, mate?
Carter: I hate old times!
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Zoe: We'll freeze to death before anyone gets here.
Lucas: Death? Death!
Zoe: It's okay...
Lucas: I can't do this! (hyperventilating)
Lucas: Death? Death!
Zoe: It's okay...
Lucas: I can't do this! (hyperventilating)
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Julia Golden: (to Carter) Nemesis is a neutron star that's been theorized to be in binary orbit with our sun.
Fargo: It crosses earth's orbit every 65 million years, causing an extinction-level event.
Jo: Like a killer asteroid?
Fargo: That's not even the half of it. The tidal stresses from the star's gravitational pull could cause a sudden reversal of earth's magnetic poles and unleash earthquakes, tsunamis, total global chaos!
Julia Golden: The world could literally be turned upside-down.
Carter: All right, um, I'll check with Henry. How much time do we have?
Julia Golden: If we're lucky? Maybe 2,000 years.
Carter: (disbelieving) Two … thou– Mmm. See, that's not so much a problem. So next time, don't bury the lead.
Fargo: It crosses earth's orbit every 65 million years, causing an extinction-level event.
Jo: Like a killer asteroid?
Fargo: That's not even the half of it. The tidal stresses from the star's gravitational pull could cause a sudden reversal of earth's magnetic poles and unleash earthquakes, tsunamis, total global chaos!
Julia Golden: The world could literally be turned upside-down.
Carter: All right, um, I'll check with Henry. How much time do we have?
Julia Golden: If we're lucky? Maybe 2,000 years.
Carter: (disbelieving) Two … thou– Mmm. See, that's not so much a problem. So next time, don't bury the lead.
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Henry: That surge in electromagnetism fed back into the strength of the amplifier, creating a loop of building energy, and voila, a new North Pole.
Lucas: I swear I had no idea.
Carter: (bending down very close to him) Well, you are gonna have to tell Santa that he needs to move his workshop.
Lucas: I swear I had no idea.
Carter: (bending down very close to him) Well, you are gonna have to tell Santa that he needs to move his workshop.
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(Carter has walked in on Fargo and Julia in a compromising position)
Carter: Fargo, come! With me!
Carter: Fargo, come! With me!
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(Watching Jo fight multiple soldiers.)
Allison: This is bad!
Carter: Yeah, for them! She's small, but scrappy.
Allison: This is bad!
Carter: Yeah, for them! She's small, but scrappy.
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Carter: You're here.
Henry: Yeah.
Carter: Working.
Henry: Hiding in plain sight. I mean Eureka was always progressive, but nobody looks twice at a black mechanic. But still, oh man, amazing isn't it? (laughs, looks around past Eureka in awe)
Carter: You do realize that you, me, Allison and Jo are all stuck here, right?
Henry: And Fargo. They caught him streaking through the camp.
Carter: Of course they did.
Henry: Yeah.
Carter: Working.
Henry: Hiding in plain sight. I mean Eureka was always progressive, but nobody looks twice at a black mechanic. But still, oh man, amazing isn't it? (laughs, looks around past Eureka in awe)
Carter: You do realize that you, me, Allison and Jo are all stuck here, right?
Henry: And Fargo. They caught him streaking through the camp.
Carter: Of course they did.
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Allison: Dr. Grant, we know what it feels like to get pulled away from our own time.
Dr. Grant: Thank you, it's ok, But I thought there would be more flying cars.
Dr. Grant: Thank you, it's ok, But I thought there would be more flying cars.
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Kevin: So get this, Mom was late this morning, and I didn't get to make it to Dre's, and I mean she's always on me about being late! Maybe now she'll realize that time is a relativistic construct and ease up!
Tess: (laughing) Yeah, I wouldn't count on it.
Tess: (laughing) Yeah, I wouldn't count on it.
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Jo: You ok there, Tex?
Carter: Oh yeah, but don't believe them when they say lighting doesn't strike twice in the same place.
Carter: Oh yeah, but don't believe them when they say lighting doesn't strike twice in the same place.
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Allison: We're dealing with all the symptoms of rage.
Carter: So we're dealing with a bunch of mad scientists?
Carter: So we're dealing with a bunch of mad scientists?
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Deputy Andy: (looks at his arm, which has caught fire) Hmm, I seem to be conflagrating. Oh dear.
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Claudia: This is Eureka, I was kind of hoping to see something insanely weird.
Carter: Consider yourself lucky.
Carter: Consider yourself lucky.
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Fargo: (wanting to impress Claudia) One day of getting to look like I know what I am doing, is that too much to ask for?
Carter: Evidently.
Carter: Evidently.
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Claudia: You can trust me, I was a Campfire Girl.
Fargo: Please tell me you kept the uniform (at Claudia's look) For posterity.
Fargo: Please tell me you kept the uniform (at Claudia's look) For posterity.
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