Eureka Quotes
Carter: You were bragging about going on a date with his mom! If you bragged about a date with my mom I'd run off in the woods too!
Grant: I will be sure never to tell you about it.
Grant: I will be sure never to tell you about it.
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Carter: Nothing like being chased by a giant killer robot to make you want your mom.
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(After Henry's shop nearly shakes apart.)
Henry: That was a little too close to home.
Carter: Yeah. "What's the frequency, Kenneth?"
Henry: That was a little too close to home.
Carter: Yeah. "What's the frequency, Kenneth?"
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(Carter finds Nathan Stark in his office.)
Carter: Am I crazy?
Stark: You're not crazy. Go ahead, pinch me.
Carter: I don't want to pinch you.
Stark: You know you want to.
Carter: No, I really don't!
(Stark slaps Carter.)
Carter: OW!
Stark: Told you I'm real.
Carter: Am I crazy?
Stark: You're not crazy. Go ahead, pinch me.
Carter: I don't want to pinch you.
Stark: You know you want to.
Carter: No, I really don't!
(Stark slaps Carter.)
Carter: OW!
Stark: Told you I'm real.
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Carter: I'm tried of having to hear about the shoes I have to fill.
Stark: (proudly) Size 13! (quietly) Just saying.
Stark: (proudly) Size 13! (quietly) Just saying.
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(Carter is staring at a destroyed bridge.)
Carter: I just don't get it.
(Behind him, Stark is suntanning.)
Stark: It's science, Carter. No one expects you to get it.
(Carter turns.)
Carter: Well, if it's... (sees Stark) Put a shirt on!
Stark: Hey, this is your fantasy, not mine.
Carter: Nightmare!
Carter: I just don't get it.
(Behind him, Stark is suntanning.)
Stark: It's science, Carter. No one expects you to get it.
(Carter turns.)
Carter: Well, if it's... (sees Stark) Put a shirt on!
Stark: Hey, this is your fantasy, not mine.
Carter: Nightmare!
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Allison: (to Trevor) What about you? You were at that barbecue. You haven't said anything about who you're seeing.
Adam Barlowe: The guy whose life she saved 63 years ago.
Trevor: Tall, lanky blonde. Slinky red dress. (describing Number Six from Battlestar Galactica.)
Adam Barlowe: The guy whose life she saved 63 years ago.
Trevor: Tall, lanky blonde. Slinky red dress. (describing Number Six from Battlestar Galactica.)
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Fargo: Hello, cop types? Bad guys are not going to find themselves!
Carter: Is he getting bossier?
Jo: I kind of like it.
Carter: Is he getting bossier?
Jo: I kind of like it.
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Deputy Andy: (Releasing Zane from the jail cell) Sorry for the inconvinence, Mr. Donovan.
Zane: Well, you can relax 'cause I'm not gonna sue you.
Jo: Glad to see the experience hasn't hardened you. Thanks for your help.
Zane You're not getting off that easy, Lupo. I'm not stupid. I know something happened with the five of you, and part of it had to do with us.
Jo: Zane, let it go. Grant's been cleared and so have you.
Zane: I'm not talking about Grant. You had my grandmother's engagement ring. (quietly) C'mon, tell me what we were to each other.
Jo: Nothing. I gotta go. (turns to leave)
(Zane grabs Jo and kisses her.)
Zane: Why did that not feel like a first kiss?
Zane: Well, you can relax 'cause I'm not gonna sue you.
Jo: Glad to see the experience hasn't hardened you. Thanks for your help.
Zane You're not getting off that easy, Lupo. I'm not stupid. I know something happened with the five of you, and part of it had to do with us.
Jo: Zane, let it go. Grant's been cleared and so have you.
Zane: I'm not talking about Grant. You had my grandmother's engagement ring. (quietly) C'mon, tell me what we were to each other.
Jo: Nothing. I gotta go. (turns to leave)
(Zane grabs Jo and kisses her.)
Zane: Why did that not feel like a first kiss?
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Jim Taggart: [about the GD computer] It fell victim to one of the classic blunders; never go up against an Australian when DEATH is on the line!
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Marshall Jack Carter: [about heat signatures in the morgue] I swear if this turns into a zombie attack, I am quitting!
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Marshall Jack Carter: [to Ally, about to change timeline] There is no time, no WAY that we don't end up together. You just gotta have a little faith.
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Henry Deacon: [to arguing Carter and Col. Briggs] I hate to interrupt, but we have bigger issues at hand. Time is unraveling. The laws of physics are breaking down. Correct me if I'm wrong but that's the kind of thing that's not gonna stop at the city limits, is it?
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