EuroTrip Quotes
Candy: Is it off yet?
Cooper: Fine, I'll do it. [starts reaching for Candy's breasts]
Missy: [walks in with three jocks] Candy!
Candy: [covers herself] Cooper!
Cooper: [looks at the jocks] Hi. This isn't where I parked my car.
Cooper: Fine, I'll do it. [starts reaching for Candy's breasts]
Missy: [walks in with three jocks] Candy!
Candy: [covers herself] Cooper!
Cooper: [looks at the jocks] Hi. This isn't where I parked my car.
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Cooper: So, what's the etiquette on boners here? Do I role over and dig a hole out or just let my flag fly?
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Cooper: Okay, just as long as we can get out of here, ?cause this guys starting to creep me out.
Scott: Who? Robot man? He's just trying to raise money to feed his robot family.
Cooper: I don't care, I really don't like him.
Scott: Why, ?cause he's doing this? [starts acting like a robot making robot noises]
Cooper: Don't do that.
Scott: [in a robot voice] Cooper, do not hate me.
Scott: Who? Robot man? He's just trying to raise money to feed his robot family.
Cooper: I don't care, I really don't like him.
Scott: Why, ?cause he's doing this? [starts acting like a robot making robot noises]
Cooper: Don't do that.
Scott: [in a robot voice] Cooper, do not hate me.
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Scott: [on the phone with Cooper and Jenny] Hold on, this must be my new roommate. [Scotty opens the door and finds Mieke standing there]
Cooper: [yelling over the phone] What's the freak look like? Is he a dork or is he cool? He better not be cooler than me, is he cooler than me? Is he bigger than me?
Scott: I just got your last email. What are doing here?
Mieke: Going to college.
Scott: What dorm?
Mieke: This one. Room 2-1-4.
Scott: How is this even possible?
Mieke: I guess they thought I was a guy.
Scott: Now who be dumb enough to make a mistake like that? [Scotty and Mieke begin kissing]
Cooper: [over the phone] Do I hear kissing? Are you making out with your roommate Scotty? [Scotty and Mieke fall on Scotty's bed laughing and continue to make out]
Cooper: Scotty? Scotty? SCOTTY!
Green Fairy: [Green Fairy appears] This happy ending is bull****! When does the fairy get laid? I'm outta here! [makes the words The End appear with his wand, flies away]
Cooper: [yelling over the phone] What's the freak look like? Is he a dork or is he cool? He better not be cooler than me, is he cooler than me? Is he bigger than me?
Scott: I just got your last email. What are doing here?
Mieke: Going to college.
Scott: What dorm?
Mieke: This one. Room 2-1-4.
Scott: How is this even possible?
Mieke: I guess they thought I was a guy.
Scott: Now who be dumb enough to make a mistake like that? [Scotty and Mieke begin kissing]
Cooper: [over the phone] Do I hear kissing? Are you making out with your roommate Scotty? [Scotty and Mieke fall on Scotty's bed laughing and continue to make out]
Cooper: Scotty? Scotty? SCOTTY!
Green Fairy: [Green Fairy appears] This happy ending is bull****! When does the fairy get laid? I'm outta here! [makes the words The End appear with his wand, flies away]
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