Everybody Hates Chris Quote

Narrator: While I had it hard, my father became a soft touch.
Risky: Hey, I need $10 for gas.
Julius: Regular or premium?
Risky: Premium!
Julius: [giving Risky some money] Here you go.
Risky: My man! [walks off]
Vanessa: I need to get my hairdryer fixed.
Julius: Just buy yourself a new one. [gives Vanessa some money]
Vanessa: Ooh! [walks off]
Monk: I need some ammo for my bazooka.
Julius: Anti-tank or anti-personnel?
Monk: Anti-tank, of course.
Julius: [giving Monk some money] Here you go.
Monk: Thank you. [walks off]
Jerome: Can you lemme hold some bail money?
Julius: And get yourself a lawyer, too. [gives Jerome some money]
Policeman: C'mon, boy. [drags Jerome away]
Jerome: I didn't do nothin'.

TV Show: Everybody Hates Chris

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